SonicBlue03

@SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll light the candles around the tub, baby.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Something might pop up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Four pianos. Four.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fit together in perfect harmony.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woohoo! Just in time for the holidays!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is almost non-cents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good afternoon I choose making things even.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a little caulking and you should be set.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" Reboot In Works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They could have Dick Van Dyke reprise his role. He’s 98 but would probably be up for it. Maybe he shouldn’t drive this time though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steamy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you be mooned by a meteor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I tipped in the app.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damages elevator; the⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a good remainder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is that real?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey isn’t that Sulu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sinocalliopteryx⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this was a family channel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst sales technique.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can feel halfway good about yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least he was a nurse on the walking dead lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he was a nurse on the walking dead

  Nurse Hector

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First Flame⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stunningly awesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close the damn window⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is an all-time favorite Edison quote. I also like “Who let the dogs out?..Who?..Who?”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Genesis of a joke.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I remember. I remember, don’t worry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Genesis of a joke.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh Lord!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New mobile features are sh*t these days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The bezels are pretty wide on these examples. Some people like that though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most accurate description ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His head is a living plasma ball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect Couple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They were always so close. He picked up her signals no matter what.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect Couple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He was getting a strong signal she was almost dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨guys I finally figured out how to compute my wiener size⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wiener space…the final frontier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do phone apps update all the time but nothing seems to change?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Many developers (especially popular apps) like to go into great detail, like this…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do phone apps update all the time but nothing seems to change?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not normally a conspiracy guy but I have an old app that I swear they update (but not really) just so that people think it is active.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phonebooks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. I live in a larger metropolitan area and there were both white and yellow (business) page editions that were 2 1/2 inches thick each.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I sold my soup for rock and roll.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't understand why underbaked borderline raw cookies are such a popular trend.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Salmonella brings people together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like they might be a little greasy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ches⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Deaf people smell the same too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waxwing vs X-wing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What, no Saddam Hussein?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boneless⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By someone who has the title of Baby Boner