This post made me give just enough thought to corn on the cob that I’ve decided to quietly and nonchalantly eat it in a corkscrew pattern this Thanksgiving just to mess with anyone who notices.
In stores now!
Submitted 3 days ago by CobblerScholar@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ceenote@lemmy.world 3 days ago
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
From the people who brought you Squagles!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Were too many people shoving the originals up their butt? Like I don’t see the market forces making this necessary.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Iowa Wizards are gonna flip
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Are you a longitudinal or latitudinal eater?
ceenote@lemmy.world 3 days ago
How would latitudinal eating even work?
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Corn people figure these things out.