YiddishMcSquidish
@YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
- Comment on In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle? 2 days ago:
Fun cannon
 - Comment on In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle? 2 days ago:
I prefer Ooshort
 - Comment on I Ate: Burrito. Am I happy now? 2 days ago:
Also burritos don’t have to be unhealthy. Lean chicken and/or potatoes, sour cream, lettuce, brown rice, salsa, sauteed onions and peppers, the fattiest thing is the wrap. Which far is not terribly bad(and sometimes nutritionally necessary) in the first place.
 - Comment on Me right fucking now 3 days ago:
It apparently doesn’t mean anything and I am profoundly dumb. But pleased to meet you at work!
 - Comment on Me right fucking now 3 days ago:
I’m such a Subaru fan boy, I had to say something about your name. 👍
 - Comment on Me right fucking now 3 days ago:
Walmart‽ When there’s a perfectly good river.
 - Comment on Shower. I hate the wet place 3 days ago:
Pubic spaces ftw! The societal shun protects thee.
 - Comment on WTF BIT ME? 3 days ago:
Looks like 3 fangs plus another set and a half.
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 - Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 4 days ago:
Way before Clinton. Jfk was doing it in black and white days.
 - Comment on Are you even old enough to remember number 1? 4 days ago:
Never in my house, but I had an elderly lady neighbor in elementary that I would play board games with my siblings that had one. I remember having to use it one afternoon and her teaching me. I don’t remember the lesson exactly, but it definitely didn’t last long.
 - Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 6 days ago:
Online exclusive meal box with crunch wrap supreme, whatever burrito extra grilled, hard taco, and cheesy mashed potatoes. Shit used to only be $5 last year.
 - Comment on We gotta be more encouraging 1 week ago:
“Laser hormone” is my new favorite two word concoction.
 - Comment on We gotta be more encouraging 1 week ago:
Love that testosterone argument those idiots bring up all the time. Like I got the shit coming out my ears! I’m not like styro pyro high, but I went bald in my twenties and have irritating hair in my INNER ear! And despite being lazy AF I’m still fairly well built. I would gladly give up half of my test to whoever wants it. Being irrationally angry about people driving around with their brights on is definitely not a fun pass time.
 - Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 1 week ago:
So long as you’re denying Alphabet the ad revenue, then you are doing the right and just thing.
 - Comment on I just want it, jack!  1 week ago:
Gimme that chocolate chocolate chip Jack!
 - Comment on We gotta be more encouraging 1 week ago:
No no no you don’t understand, lobsters get a massive jolt of oxytocin after fighting cause men are supposed to fight! Or whatever the fuck Xanax Peterson was going on about.
 - Comment on We gotta be more encouraging 1 week ago:
No! I’ve seen this Rick and Morty episode!
 - Comment on 'Emulating the Impossible' - my interview with a developer of RPCS3 1 week ago:
Bro whatcookie had like the exact same experiences I had at that time! Never owned a PS3 until the lock down cause I wanted to play demon’s souls, cause I have a been a souls fan since dark souls prepare to die on PC! Also the PS3 I bought was the slim, just like yours. And until now, I didn’t think any of my systems could handle the emulation of it and your telling me my steam deck can‽ I mean, it’s kind of a moot point as I already have an actual PS3 that’s been letterbombed and multiman’d. But knowing I can take grand Turismo 6 on the go with me if pretty fucking dope!
 - Comment on Anon studies Organic Chemistry 1 week ago:
I have never once had an exam graded on a curve. But I’ve never done any post grad studies, although from what my PhD holding mom says, it’s more of less just a pass/fail system.
 - Comment on Anon studies Organic Chemistry 1 week ago:
My first introduction to this bullshit was calculus. Teacher bragged about only passing halve his students. Like my man… that ain’t the brag you think it’s is 1, 2 this is a fucking prereq for the vast vast majority of us!
 - Comment on my dog when a delivery driver stops on our street 1 week ago:
So I get the pug part, what is the “ch” from? Chihuahua, Chow chow, Chinese crested, Chinook?
 - Comment on my dog when a delivery driver stops on our street 1 week ago:
I found the one person who watched morbius
 - Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 1 week ago:
I think so. Only apple product I ever had was an iPod, so I’m extremely unfamiliar with their ecosystem.
 - Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 1 week ago:
Phone->revanced
Smart tv->smart tube next
I don’t ever watch YouTube on my laptop but I’m sure there are utilities available.
 - Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 1 week ago:
Revanced ftw.
 - Comment on Fictional 1 week ago:
Homie had such an awe inspiring mastery of the English language.
 - Comment on I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee 1 week ago:
Numerically speaking, the virus wants to keep smurfette alive as long as possible.
This comic still gives me some kinda ick.
 - Comment on transformations 1 week ago:
Last homie deserves to be yeast, even though not to size.
 - Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 1 week ago:
What’s really funny is I’m like super tall and quite a pair of regular ass trunks while Ubering one day and people were asking me about my super short athletic shorts. Had to tell them they’re regular trunks, I’m just two standard decisions to the right of the bell curve with a shapely derriére.
 - Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 1 week ago:
How do you not have all the attention with a shiny glittery butt?