Potentially life-changing if you're eligible

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The six-fingered man!

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My name is Inigo Montoya. You have gout. Now prepare to die.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  or you could be English with an accent

  I AVE GOUT

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  • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    IGOT GOUT

    Also works

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      OUCH GOUT (I legit have it in my right foot rn)

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      GOT GOUT and cut off a finger. Easy peasy.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or

      HAVE GOUT

      then on your forearm

      WILL TRAVEL

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gout is no laughing matter. It’s very painful

  Unless you have Prednisone, then it’s a joke

  If you’ll excuse me, I have clouds to yell at

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    wait, prednisone helps with gout? i don’t know much about gout. is it autoimmune?

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    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, not autoimmune. It’s basically kidney stones in your joints. It is caused by high levels of uric acid in the blood (hyperuricemia). The uric acid forms crystals in the joints, shredding tissue and cartilage, causing pain and inflammation.

      It’s generally agreed that while diet has an influence, it’s not the only factor. Some are predisposed to developing gout while others with the same diet never do. Reduced kidney function, excess alcohol consumption, obesity, medications, and a bunch of other stuff can all contribute.

      For severe acute flare-ups Prednisone is very effective at reducing inflammation and pain. If the gout persists, there are medicines that can decrease uric acid concentration in the blood.

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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In the unlikely event you don’t have eleven fingers, you could use an apostrophe.

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “IVE GOUT IT” also fits

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve G’t

    Or anything in between depending on the number of fingers

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You just made a genius invention available to everyone (with Gout). Kudos.

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      GOTS GOUT

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d rather do “GOUT KING (or GOUT QUEEN, I DON’T REALLY CARE)”

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