WeirdGoesPro

@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Debian...shantay you stay⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Debian all the way down. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads Don Quixote⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for visiting Austin, the live music capital of the world. We apologize if the rest of Texas disturbed you during your stay, and we thank you for your patience with this matter as we are still researching dimensional translocation possibilities. As you are a valued Californian, we would like to ask you to please take 5 minutes out of your day to go online and recall all the robotaxi’s y’all sent us. Keep it weird, and come back soon.

  ~Come back soon is an invitation for a vacation not to exceed two weeks. Buying real estate to move your podcast offices to is strictly prohibited. Fans of Joe Rogan’s comedy are discouraged to apply.~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads Don Quixote⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry sir, but you’re going to have to move. /s

  Kay-nig Muh-ler Guada-loop

  They’re old codes, but they still check out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads Don Quixote⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: Seek to prove that anglophones can’t pronounce foreign words.

  Step 2: Ask a history question that has less to do with pronunciation than it does with an awareness of political events that happened on the other side of the globe, likely before the respondent was born.

  Step 3: Ignore that even the people who were alive in that time were likely only getting their pronunciation from whoever was anchoring the news and may be blameless for only hearing an incorrect pronunciation.

  Step 4: Feel smug, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads Don Quixote⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to need reports on how you say Koenig and Mueller too. As you are quite aware, moving to Austin requires multi-factor identification. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like enlightenment to me.

  A dog receiving a vision of the Buddha and looking like it just sniffed the best butt in the world. The dog knows that the derrière extraordinaire is both nothing, and everything, and the dog is content. The dog cares not which way the wind blows for there are butts on every side. Changing one’s focus from the subjective butt to the universal butt brings peace. The tao of the tail wags both ways, which brings aromatic wisdom to all who whiff it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So is the dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the make a wish foundation really grant every wish? Or at least try to? Like if a 10 year old wanted to see Taylor Swift naked in person would they at least contact Swift or her Reps to do it?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no data to support this whatsoever, but my gut tells me that the employees of the Make A Wish Foundation don’t skew majority MAGA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the make a wish foundation really grant every wish? Or at least try to? Like if a 10 year old wanted to see Taylor Swift naked in person would they at least contact Swift or her Reps to do it?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The make a wish foundation reaches out to others to try to fulfill the wish as long as it is legal and approved by the parents. When it can’t be fulfilled fully, they try to honor the spirit of the wish (for instance, if you want to go to space, they will probably end up helping you meet an astronaut and try a simulator with them or something).

  Bringing your example down to reality, let’s say a 10 year old wants to go on a date with Taylor Swift. They would contact her team and explain that the 10 year old wants to meet her, has a crush, and asked for a date. If she’s comfortable with it, they might stage a cute interaction where she has a meal at the hospital bed with a candle and a flower, or maybe a scenario where the kid gives her a valentines card. Photo op, big hug, the wish is now over.

  I want to be abundantly clear that there is no circumstance in any timeline where a 10 year old is clapping those cheeks at the end of their terminal disease wish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL my nose is as refined as a dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biggest, most beautiful pill.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, it sounds like a good time to me.

  “This one’ll make you feel powerful bro! Powerful enough to shit your pants in front of people and not give a fuck! You’ll want your documents printed by some blonde ho, homie! McDonald’s never tasted so good! And bruh, your golf game…it’ll be like cheating with golden clubs.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biggest, most beautiful pill.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheers to that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biggest, most beautiful pill.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The big baby Trump inflatable that they use at a bunch of the protests springs to mind. Home Alone is decent. Every single Saturday Night Live parody of the man. Kathy Griffin’s severed head photo shoot.

  His likeness has been memefied for nearly every purpose, and not all of those purposes have anything to do with his organization or reputation directly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biggest, most beautiful pill.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve purchased ecstasy that had Tesla logos, and I hate Elon Musk. Pretty sure Tesla didn’t personally benefit from that transaction, so I didn’t give it much thought beyond noticing the novelty.

  If my dealer had told me “Trump heads are fire, yo”, I probably would have tried one of those.

  Buying pills is a very non-political act, even when they look like Trump. The only thing that really matters are whether or not they are cut with uppers or downers to match your preference. If someone ends up in the hospital due to a Trump head pill, it says absolutely nothing about their political affiliation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are there so many shit posts about beans?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The more you fume, the better you feel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are there so many shit posts about beans?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We will never bore of beans!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is strong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The original BBC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is strong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?

  By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, I use Debian stable. How'd you know?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Name something I can’t do with Debian stable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨五行佛性⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jeffrey Epstein’s pole?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When ‘Free Speech’ Means ‘Agree With Me'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the n word. It’s always the n word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My 1TB hard drive took a crap reformatted it, lost all my info, and it works now. How do I use a cloud or drive online to backup my stuff so I am not relying just on physical and can dl anywhere?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use Backblaze and find it to be quite reasonable since they have a flat rate for unlimited storage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Challenge everything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone in the US should start getting colonoscopies at 45, the recommended age. Colon cancer is quite preventable if you catch it early, and insurance is legally required to cover preventative screenings after that age.

  If you have a family history of colon cancer in a first degree relative, talk to your doctor about getting screenings approved at an earlier age.

  Save your ass, save your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mother's Day⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a kid showing you that they feel affection for you. Depending on the age of the kid, it could be as simple as: adult woman = a mom = happy Mother’s Day.

  I am not trans, so I can’t speak from experience about how you should feel, but my outside opinion is that you should try to enjoy it for what it is—a female experience, a nice little gesture, and a potential for bonding. You aren’t the first woman to have their boyfriend’s child get a little attached, and you definitely won’t be the last. If this were my child and my girlfriend, I’d want to discuss things together so we can navigate the growing bond with the child in a way that is healthy for everyone.

  I hope this story has a happy ending. Adult/child mentor relationships don’t have to always come from a spouse, and they can be really great for both the child and the adult when handled well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know Reddit sucks but this one is funny.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, your wife believed your post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made the Tesseract shitlist!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too! I wish they commented the reason why because I’m really proud to have made the cut!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Edgy. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This lawyer needs to be stopped before he actually *kills* someone! 918?!? He's a **MENACE!!!**⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of those cultural misunderstanding posts.

  The letters translate to numbers on a keypad in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my boomstick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know you’re joking, but I’m going to answer this anyway.

  This would be considered constitutional carry in Texas and would be legal to do in public with no license whatsoever. Gotta keep your hand off it though otherwise it could be considered criminally threatening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come there is so many commercials to make a guy hard but not something for women that will enjoy sex more? No pun intended in this but why are women getting royally fucked?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are, they just aren’t super well known. My girlfriend is fond of the oxytocin chocolates you can buy now.