SirSamuel
@SirSamuel@lemmy.world
- Comment on I agree with don 43 minutes ago:
Honestly, I’ve had a varied diet throughout my life. From mostly cheese, potatoes, and meat; to a balanced diet with whole grains, lots of leafy greens, very little animal products, and plenty of water. While the quality of my poops will improve with fiber, the speed will not. I’ve tried cleanses, an enema, squatty potty. I always wind up needing to sit for several minutes for things to work themselves out. It’s been that way since at least my teenage years. If I start wiping prematurely, poop marker
- Comment on I agree with don 3 hours ago:
Same
Plus if I sit, I’m gonna fart. If I fart a little poop might join it, and if I start pooping I’m gonna be there a while. I’ve been a lifelong poop marker victim
- Comment on Valid point 3 days ago:
Oh yeah for sure. If I was an employee? Nah, hard pass on that ol tiddy sweat. I get it.
Since I’m
unemployedan “entrepreneur” I’ll take what I can get lol - Comment on Best before August 3rd 3 days ago:
- Comment on Valid point 3 days ago:
Whoof. Tough crowd.
I was hoping to at least get a sensible chuckle from “fat tiddy purse”, but I guess they can’t all be winners
- Comment on Valid point 3 days ago:
I think it depends on the boob, and the boob carrier.
- Comment on Valid point 3 days ago:
You take that back! Norway is the land of mead and honeys and where I want to escape to if I can get out of this godforsaken hellhole pretending to be a democracy. Don’t take away my only hope of a life away from the US. I want to live between a mountain and the sea, only be able to buy alcohol 10:00-18:00 M-F, and go to the municipal pool and sit in a “hot tub” that is cooler than bath water listening to a German complain that “no one uses cash around here”!
*Cries in for-profit healthcare and regulatory capture*
- Comment on Valid point 3 days ago:
I had an obese customer pay me from her fat tiddy purse and do you know what I did?
I took the goddamned sweaty bills, thanked her, and used the cash to buy edibles at the dispensary later that week.
Dunno what palace you live in but $ > boob sweat
- Comment on Help 1 week ago:
Excuse me, but it’s called a Turdis
- Comment on I can feel my horny level rising to 30% 1 week ago:
I just assumed it was Steven King until I read the comments here
- Comment on You go big, or you go home 2 weeks ago:
Yuck, AI.
The sentiment stands. Women especially are shamed for their food choices, usually unfairly
- Comment on You go big, or you go home 2 weeks ago:
Own it, Queen. Be proud of your appetite and food choices
- Comment on Fafo 3 weeks ago:
10 million to haphazardly “eliminate” screw worm. 990 million to “contractors” that do nothing
- Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this 4 weeks ago:
I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole
Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions
- Comment on Summer beach bod. 4 weeks ago:
The perfect swimsuit doesn’t exis…
- Comment on Are ya? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Are ya? 5 weeks ago:
Me too!
- Comment on The body of a contortionist while performing a trick. This X-ray also shows that a significant part of the spine does not bend. 5 weeks ago:
…a significant part of the spine does not bend.
My scoliosis would like a word
- Comment on Where are we heading? 5 weeks ago:
Yep! My shitposts have layers, like an ogre
- Comment on Where are we heading? 1 month ago:
People today: The old artists were masters! Current art is so degraded from the classics
The old art:
- Comment on lol 1 month ago:
Get bent lol
- Comment on Great idea 1 month ago:
I rarely shitpost here. But when I do shitpost, it’s original
- Comment on what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment? 1 month ago:
- Comment on rat :3 1 month ago:
♥️
- Comment on rat :3 1 month ago:
- Comment on Is there an optimal angle when using a urinal? 1 month ago:
Squeezing? Maybe? I’m old enough that I’m not going to do anything to restrict the flow that my prostate isn’t already doing lol
- Comment on It will probably taste better than usual 2 months ago:
Hey Sharon, does this salad taste like batteries to you?
- Comment on AI for good 2 months ago:
The shot/countershot and dialogue timing are close to exactly as original. The actual dialogue has been altered by AI
The dialogue, and those massive breasts
- Comment on A handy graphic to bring you up to speed on the Katy Perry/Ruby Rose situation. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Not even close 2 months ago:
But I am wearing her underwear
