SirSamuel
@SirSamuel@lemmy.world
- Comment on Blobfish 4 days ago:
…and this is the puffy-faced fizzblood. We have learned many interesting things about Terra from these creatures. For instance, while they often cry blood, occasionally their eyes will just, you know, burst. Seems to be pretty random, we think they evolved to burst their eyes to confuse predators
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 2 weeks ago:
For me it’s a toss up between Night Watch and Reaper Man. Probably NW by a Librarian’s hair
How they do rise up
- Comment on I honestly think they're impossible to understand 2 weeks ago:
What is this goddamn UP Michigander bullshit? You count to ten with a six and a four, like any civilized human
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 2 weeks ago:
More like the Vimes Unified Theory of Adulthood
Another gem from that theory:
“That was always the dream, wasn’t it? ‘I wish I’d known then what I know now’? But when you got older you found out that you NOW wasn’t YOU then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp”
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 2 weeks ago:
High school was only a few hundred million seconds ago
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 2 weeks ago:
Reminds me of Sam Vines seeing his younger self and thinking “Thirty damn years of being hammered on the anvil of life, you poor bastard. You’ve got it all to come”
- Comment on PewDiePie: I'm DONE with Google 2 weeks ago:
I’m ootl, what racist stuff?
I mean, I’m familiar with bitch lasagna, but i imagine it’s worse than that, considering another commenter called him a Nazi
This is a genuine question, btw. I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore, and what is “it” is weird and scary to me
- Comment on What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality 3 weeks ago:
Halo was best when it was Halo:CE played 4v4 on two linked systems, with the teams on two screens in an undersized dorm room in 2002. Alternatively, two people playing through the entire game in co-op mode and finishing at 3 in the morning.
Everything since then has been mid at best
- Comment on This entire community 1 month ago:
Hexcuse me, I do not steal memes, thank you very much!
I procure image macros
- Comment on I won a key code for life of p does anyone want it? 1 month ago:
Hey OP, I’m too late seeing this but I want you to know I love you for doing it.
Keep being awesome ♥️
- Comment on Tasty 1 month ago:
False.
Licking can only be done with a tongue.
Eyelids moisten eyeballs. They are moist. You have moist, squishy eyeballs, and the eyelids help keep em moist.
Mmmm. Moist. Like wearing socks in a creek
- Comment on Dearborn, Michigan: Ford Rouge worker collapses, dies on shop floor 1 month ago:
Dude is a wordsmith.
Time is not a mirror
It’s some distorted view
Of the way you thought you was
And what you thought they thought of you - Comment on Dearborn, Michigan: Ford Rouge worker collapses, dies on shop floor 1 month ago:
So judge all you like, and you do seem to like it
Oh, sorry, my tone is difficult to read over text. I forget that sometimes. I was, in fact, speaking against condemning people for their dietary decisions. Processed food is engineered to be addictive and not provide long term benefit, and obesity is like the one sin people can still condemn others for indiscriminately. But yeah, easy to read my post as the opposite of that, my bad
And man, yeah, weight fluctuating despite consistent caloric intake because of stress? Oh yes! Add to that the fact that a person has less mental bandwidth to give to dietary needs and it can become a negative feedback loop. I’m living that reality right now. Plus changes in metabolism from middle age. It sucks
- Comment on Dearborn, Michigan: Ford Rouge worker collapses, dies on shop floor 1 month ago:
tl;dr: I 100% agree with you
As quality of life declines, addictions will rise. Anything to stave off the cortisol and get a little more dopamine. Anything to make life a little less miserable. And the most socially acceptable addiction, the one they engineer daily to be more effective?
Food
And it’s totally fine to eat what you like, to have a big dinner with friends, to treat yourself. Until it isn’t. Until you cross an abstract threshold from socially acceptable to being a glutton. You wake up one morning and you’re a fat piece of shit draining resources and injuring nurses with your giant obese ass. Why didn’t you exercise a little self control? Why didn’t you go for a jog? Just exert a little willpower you lazy bastard. You deserve this. Actions have consequences.
You deserve to die on the factory floor before you can collect a pension, you selfish asshole
- Comment on Dearborn, Michigan: Ford Rouge worker collapses, dies on shop floor 1 month ago:
There are two stories here. One is that a middle aged man in poor health unexpectedly died right after finishing his shift. That’s the story you read. The other is that there is a systemic abuse of power by management to overwork higher seniority workers until they quit or are in too poor health to work. That’s the story I read.
Also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtScpL5o7cg
Well, it’s your own damn fault you’re so damn fat
Shame, shame, shame
All the food on the shelf
Was engineered for your health
So, you’re gonna have to take the blame - Comment on sus 2 months ago:
I can’t remember if the show did it, but in The Expanse books poly relationships were part of Belter life, especially on smaller ships
- Comment on What shows are perfect to watch during a specific season (spring, summer, autumn, winter)? 2 months ago:
Lurk moar
- Comment on Wise Little Weevil 2 months ago:
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 2 months ago:
I understand hating on Ohio. It’s mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.
On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It’s an even better place to be from
- Comment on Leaked Star Wars Eclipse images reveal Rodians, Gungans and other aliens coming in new Quantic Dream game 2 months ago:
tl;dr: the gaming company that said it would make a Star Wars game a few years ago leaked some rough images of basic character designs. that’s it, that’s all I got out of the article.
Also, to OP, thanks for posting this. Even though the article is stale I didn’t know the game or studio existed until reading it
- Comment on killer instincts 2 months ago:
Heh heh, benis
- Comment on We never outta tweakers 2 months ago:
There is no Rosetta Stone for zoomer brain rot (?)
- Comment on 4chan has been down since Monday night after “pretty comprehensive own” 2 months ago:
I’m ootl but I thought 8chan was the fork, and is more degenerate
- Comment on What's the worst instance of plot armour on characters you've seen in TV? 2 months ago:
Not exactly plot armor. Well kinda. Definitely loss of suspension of belief.
Obi-Wan escorting Leia under his trenchcoat through a giant active hangar. The chase through the trees earlier in the series was obviously a cost cutting sound stage scene that I could cross my eyes and say “this is like a stage play, sure”, but that hangar scene? Cmon guys, you can do better than that. Put her in a box and push the box with a cart. Like, it could have wheels for crying out loud. You could’ve spent less on a box and a cart then you did on that ridiculous rain coat
- Comment on Anon gets outed 2 months ago:
- Comment on Anon gets outed 2 months ago:
OP is doing some top tier shitposting here, and a lot of commenters are missing it.
It’s hilarious
- Comment on Anon gets outed 2 months ago:
Do you think someone would go on the Internet and lie?
And that they’d be so bold as to do it on the famed Christian website 4chan, where telling falsehoods are banned? Breaking a web rule!?
Rubbish and poppycock!
- Comment on Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling” 2 months ago:
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GODDAMMIT JAPAN
- Comment on Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling” 2 months ago:
…cultural differences…
Pedophilia? Oh, sorry, I meant Neon Genesis
- Comment on purpose 2 months ago:
My back patio, the little shits
