SirSamuel

@SirSamuel@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨killer instincts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Heh heh, benis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We never outta tweakers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no Rosetta Stone for zoomer brain rot (?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan has been down since Monday night after “pretty comprehensive own”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m ootl but I thought 8chan was the fork, and is more degenerate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst instance of plot armour on characters you've seen in TV?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not exactly plot armor. Well kinda. Definitely loss of suspension of belief.

  Obi-Wan escorting Leia under his trenchcoat through a giant active hangar. The chase through the trees earlier in the series was obviously a cost cutting sound stage scene that I could cross my eyes and say “this is like a stage play, sure”, but that hangar scene? Cmon guys, you can do better than that. Put her in a box and push the box with a cart. Like, it could have wheels for crying out loud. You could’ve spent less on a box and a cart then you did on that ridiculous rain coat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets outed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets outed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OP is doing some top tier shitposting here, and a lot of commenters are missing it.

  It’s hilarious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets outed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think someone would go on the Internet and lie?

  And that they’d be so bold as to do it on the famed Christian website 4chan, where telling falsehoods are banned? Breaking a web rule!?

  Rubbish and poppycock!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

  ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

  ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ

  (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ ︵ ┻━┻

  GODDAMMIT JAPAN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …cultural differences…

  Pedophilia? Oh, sorry, I meant Neon Genesis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨purpose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My back patio, the little shits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chief…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who needs to retire anyway?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then there was this girl who

  Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

  And when she finally made it

  She

  Saw

  Some other girl who was better

  And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneeeeecaaaaaps

  Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm

  Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm

  • Headline News, Weird Al Yankovic
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a bad Monday. Here's Jesus with words of encouragement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple and clear⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey! Someone put a bunch of counterfeit pants in my Internet hole!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eeehhh, I don’t think worse is the right word. Less fidelity, yeah, but the sound is… warmer? I dunno, like I said, I’m not an audiophile, but I know our ears are analogue and all the things in nature that make me feel good have curves

  Your mom, for instance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m no audiophile, but there is a difference in sound. To me it’s not enough to invest in the type of equipment that maximizes that difference, but it’s still there

  Plus turntables have become another niche technological LEGO set, to customize and improve until the hole in your chest is filled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a TV show that was one of your favourites, but just went on for far too long?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, what if the chins were Rick and Morty testicle chins?

  (Fuck me Gboard, what is so goddamn hard about spelling China chins. Fuck!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I finally feel represented

  Thank you OP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of car is this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone is saying Jeep but this is definitely a '57 Chevy Bel-Air with the infotainment package

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GO FORTH AND SEIZE YOUR DESTINY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Either that or Nature Valley crunchy granola bars.

  (Dwarf bread is probably based on hard tack, a puck of dense biscuit eaten by sailors in the far off days of long ahead. A bread so dense it would make US Southerners weep, and explains the lack of teeth on sailing ships far better than scurvy)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GO FORTH AND SEIZE YOUR DESTINY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazing, and thank you for summoning me

  It is highly likely this was the inspiration for the Scone of Stone, but I’m not aware of Sir Terry talking about it. The wiki editors certainly see a connection tho, and I think it’s a fair assumption to make that this is the thing and the whole of the thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes those little round keys for special cylinder locks and po boxes were the hardest to figure out.

  Yup! I keep my Ilco bible with me for just that reason. Also, three keys at once? Damn son.

  I never had brass splinters in my feet, but I’ve had plenty in my hands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like one of those assa a-xx high security commercial keys

  I thought the same

  It would be easier to steal keys off of someone’s desk or just pick the lock over stalking someone online, verifying you know their location irl, decoding a key from a picture, and then using that key at their work(?). Possible, but highly improbable. Like, if a YT streamer showed their house key and their address was public enough, yeah, that’s a risk. Some rando on Lemmy? Not so much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry sorry, professional interest here. I have to correct you, because I noticed you’re wrong in my field of expertise

  Broken key looks like an Assa or possibly a Medico, but I’m not familiar enough with the milling to say for sure. The blade is stamped so thin that I’d have to say it’s probably Assa. The small desk lock key is, I’m 95% sure, a y13 Yale key.

  Y11 is a more common small keyway, similar Master’s m1 padlock key, but the milling at the bow of the pictured key isn’t y11. Y1 is the classic Yale house key, comparable in size to Schlage’s SC1. These are, of course, all Ilco key numbers with original manufacturer brand names.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What movies have you watched this week?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Inside Out 2 Alien Romulus The Mask of Zorro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you eat soap for acid reflux?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going to court can be depressing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Joshua Dean had a memory keen

  He was strong and he ran every day

  But his lungs turned to goo And he had a stroke too

  At 46, he was sent on his way

  Oh, and Swampy Barnett loved his mama

  And he took a lot of pride in his work

  He found 300 reasons why a plane couldn’t fly

  And now he’s over his head in the dirt

  You can know a lot

  You can know a little

  But whatever you know

  Just don’t blow the whistle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The more you know!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ++???++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Creator, Barbarian, The Banshees Of Inisherin and Amsterdam are all gone from Disney+⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  Tx OP <3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technology and the Last Supper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody else has their camera off