SirSamuel

@SirSamuel@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This entire community⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hexcuse me, I do not steal memes, thank you very much!

  I procure image macros

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I won a key code for life of p does anyone want it?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey OP, I’m too late seeing this but I want you to know I love you for doing it.

  Keep being awesome ♥️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  False.

  Licking can only be done with a tongue.

  Eyelids moisten eyeballs. They are moist. You have moist, squishy eyeballs, and the eyelids help keep em moist.

  Mmmm. Moist. Like wearing socks in a creek

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dearborn, Michigan: Ford Rouge worker collapses, dies on shop floor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude is a wordsmith.

  Time is not a mirror
  It’s some distorted view
  Of the way you thought you was
  And what you thought they thought of you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dearborn, Michigan: Ford Rouge worker collapses, dies on shop floor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So judge all you like, and you do seem to like it

  Oh, sorry, my tone is difficult to read over text. I forget that sometimes. I was, in fact, speaking against condemning people for their dietary decisions. Processed food is engineered to be addictive and not provide long term benefit, and obesity is like the one sin people can still condemn others for indiscriminately. But yeah, easy to read my post as the opposite of that, my bad

  And man, yeah, weight fluctuating despite consistent caloric intake because of stress? Oh yes! Add to that the fact that a person has less mental bandwidth to give to dietary needs and it can become a negative feedback loop. I’m living that reality right now. Plus changes in metabolism from middle age. It sucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dearborn, Michigan: Ford Rouge worker collapses, dies on shop floor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  tl;dr: I 100% agree with you

  As quality of life declines, addictions will rise. Anything to stave off the cortisol and get a little more dopamine. Anything to make life a little less miserable. And the most socially acceptable addiction, the one they engineer daily to be more effective?

  Food

  And it’s totally fine to eat what you like, to have a big dinner with friends, to treat yourself. Until it isn’t. Until you cross an abstract threshold from socially acceptable to being a glutton. You wake up one morning and you’re a fat piece of shit draining resources and injuring nurses with your giant obese ass. Why didn’t you exercise a little self control? Why didn’t you go for a jog? Just exert a little willpower you lazy bastard. You deserve this. Actions have consequences.

  You deserve to die on the factory floor before you can collect a pension, you selfish asshole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dearborn, Michigan: Ford Rouge worker collapses, dies on shop floor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are two stories here. One is that a middle aged man in poor health unexpectedly died right after finishing his shift. That’s the story you read. The other is that there is a systemic abuse of power by management to overwork higher seniority workers until they quit or are in too poor health to work. That’s the story I read.

  Also:

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtScpL5o7cg

  Well, it’s your own damn fault you’re so damn fat
  Shame, shame, shame
  All the food on the shelf
  Was engineered for your health
  So, you’re gonna have to take the blame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t remember if the show did it, but in The Expanse books poly relationships were part of Belter life, especially on smaller ships

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What shows are perfect to watch during a specific season (spring, summer, autumn, winter)?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Lurk moar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise Little Weevil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand hating on Ohio. It’s mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.

  On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It’s an even better place to be from

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaked Star Wars Eclipse images reveal Rodians, Gungans and other aliens coming in new Quantic Dream game⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  tl;dr: the gaming company that said it would make a Star Wars game a few years ago leaked some rough images of basic character designs. that’s it, that’s all I got out of the article.

  Also, to OP, thanks for posting this. Even though the article is stale I didn’t know the game or studio existed until reading it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨killer instincts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Heh heh, benis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We never outta tweakers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no Rosetta Stone for zoomer brain rot (?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan has been down since Monday night after “pretty comprehensive own”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m ootl but I thought 8chan was the fork, and is more degenerate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst instance of plot armour on characters you've seen in TV?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not exactly plot armor. Well kinda. Definitely loss of suspension of belief.

  Obi-Wan escorting Leia under his trenchcoat through a giant active hangar. The chase through the trees earlier in the series was obviously a cost cutting sound stage scene that I could cross my eyes and say “this is like a stage play, sure”, but that hangar scene? Cmon guys, you can do better than that. Put her in a box and push the box with a cart. Like, it could have wheels for crying out loud. You could’ve spent less on a box and a cart then you did on that ridiculous rain coat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets outed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets outed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OP is doing some top tier shitposting here, and a lot of commenters are missing it.

  It’s hilarious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets outed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think someone would go on the Internet and lie?

  And that they’d be so bold as to do it on the famed Christian website 4chan, where telling falsehoods are banned? Breaking a web rule!?

  Rubbish and poppycock!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

  ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

  ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ

  (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ ︵ ┻━┻

  GODDAMMIT JAPAN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …cultural differences…

  Pedophilia? Oh, sorry, I meant Neon Genesis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨purpose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My back patio, the little shits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Chief…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who needs to retire anyway?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And then there was this girl who

  Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

  And when she finally made it

  She

  Saw

  Some other girl who was better

  And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneeeeecaaaaaps

  Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm

  Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm

  • Headline News, Weird Al Yankovic
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a bad Monday. Here's Jesus with words of encouragement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple and clear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey! Someone put a bunch of counterfeit pants in my Internet hole!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Eeehhh, I don’t think worse is the right word. Less fidelity, yeah, but the sound is… warmer? I dunno, like I said, I’m not an audiophile, but I know our ears are analogue and all the things in nature that make me feel good have curves

  Your mom, for instance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m no audiophile, but there is a difference in sound. To me it’s not enough to invest in the type of equipment that maximizes that difference, but it’s still there

  Plus turntables have become another niche technological LEGO set, to customize and improve until the hole in your chest is filled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a TV show that was one of your favourites, but just went on for far too long?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, what if the chins were Rick and Morty testicle chins?

  (Fuck me Gboard, what is so goddamn hard about spelling China chins. Fuck!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I finally feel represented

  Thank you OP