SirSamuel

@SirSamuel@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gamer Logic 😡⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, but as a grammar MAGA pedant with ADHD this picture gave me cancer 🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A masturbator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A Habsburg?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protect consumers my ass! 🤦🏻😡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So a company taking anything you’ve created (posts, memes, videos, art, etc.), and using it to train their AI is perfectly okay, yes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bike rides at the crack of dawn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean at the crack of Don

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did you guys deal with the death of a parent?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine too. He was on a decline for a while, so I began the grieving process before he passed away. His one year deathiversay hit a lot harder than I expected. A friend of mine said he gets hit every year, and has learned to expect it

  I let the feelings pass through me. Sometimes I use the Litany of Fear if it’s really bad, just to remind myself that the acute pain is temporary. I used to share pictures of my jobs with him, and we’d talk about work and different things we had done to finish difficult jobs. I miss him the most when I take a picture of something I’ve done that looks great. It’s the little stab of remembering he’s not here

  My faith helps a little, but it doesn’t dull the pain of missing him. Even though I think I’ll see him again, I can’t see him now. If you have a faith in seeing your dad again, hold onto it, and know that missing him is normal and okay. If you don’t have that hope, cherish the memories you have. As long as his name is spoken, he isn’t fully gone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking: Actor Sam Neill dies aged 78⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The man was majestical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💥⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really I’m amazed they still have mail and maps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I agree with don⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, the ol squatty potty. I love me a low toilet. Those ADA tall boys are for the birds. I just have a rebellious colon. I call him Fred

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I agree with don⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, I’ve had a varied diet throughout my life. From mostly cheese, potatoes, and meat; to a balanced diet with whole grains, lots of leafy greens, very little animal products, and plenty of water. While the quality of my poops will improve with fiber, the speed will not. I’ve tried cleanses, an enema, squatty potty. I always wind up needing to sit for several minutes for things to work themselves out. It’s been that way since at least my teenage years. If I start wiping prematurely, poop marker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I agree with don⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same

  Plus if I sit, I’m gonna fart. If I fart a little poop might join it, and if I start pooping I’m gonna be there a while. I’ve been a lifelong poop marker victim

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah for sure. If I was an employee? Nah, hard pass on that ol tiddy sweat. I get it.

  Since I’m unemployed an “entrepreneur” I’ll take what I can get lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best before August 3rd⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoof. Tough crowd.

  I was hoping to at least get a sensible chuckle from “fat tiddy purse”, but I guess they can’t all be winners

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it depends on the boob, and the boob carrier.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You take that back! Norway is the land of mead and honeys and where I want to escape to if I can get out of this godforsaken hellhole pretending to be a democracy. Don’t take away my only hope of a life away from the US. I want to live between a mountain and the sea, only be able to buy alcohol 10:00-18:00 M-F, and go to the municipal pool and sit in a “hot tub” that is cooler than bath water listening to a German complain that “no one uses cash around here”!

  *Cries in for-profit healthcare and regulatory capture*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had an obese customer pay me from her fat tiddy purse and do you know what I did?

  I took the goddamned sweaty bills, thanked her, and used the cash to buy edibles at the dispensary later that week.

  Dunno what palace you live in but $ > boob sweat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me, but it’s called a Turdis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can feel my horny level rising to 30%⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just assumed it was Steven King until I read the comments here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You go big, or you go home⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yuck, AI.

  The sentiment stands. Women especially are shamed for their food choices, usually unfairly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You go big, or you go home⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Own it, Queen. Be proud of your appetite and food choices

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fafo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  10 million to haphazardly “eliminate” screw worm. 990 million to “contractors” that do nothing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole

  Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Summer beach bod.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The perfect swimsuit doesn’t exis…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are ya?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are ya?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The body of a contortionist while performing a trick. This X-ray also shows that a significant part of the spine does not bend.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …a significant part of the spine does not bend.

  My scoliosis would like a word

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where are we heading?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep! My shitposts have layers, like an ogre

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where are we heading?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People today: The old artists were masters! Current art is so degraded from the classics

  The old art:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get bent lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great idea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I rarely shitpost here. But when I do shitpost, it’s original