SirSamuel
@SirSamuel@lemmy.world
- Comment on You go big, or you go home 1 hour ago:
Yuck, AI.
The sentiment stands. Women especially are shamed for their food choices, usually unfairly
- Comment on You go big, or you go home 6 hours ago:
Own it, Queen. Be proud of your appetite and food choices
- Comment on Fafo 4 days ago:
10 million to haphazardly “eliminate” screw worm. 990 million to “contractors” that do nothing
- Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this 1 week ago:
I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole
Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions
- Comment on Summer beach bod. 1 week ago:
The perfect swimsuit doesn’t exis…
- Comment on Are ya? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Are ya? 2 weeks ago:
Me too!
- Comment on The body of a contortionist while performing a trick. This X-ray also shows that a significant part of the spine does not bend. 2 weeks ago:
…a significant part of the spine does not bend.
My scoliosis would like a word
- Comment on Where are we heading? 2 weeks ago:
Yep! My shitposts have layers, like an ogre
- Comment on Where are we heading? 3 weeks ago:
People today: The old artists were masters! Current art is so degraded from the classics
The old art:
- Comment on lol 3 weeks ago:
Get bent lol
- Comment on Great idea 4 weeks ago:
I rarely shitpost here. But when I do shitpost, it’s original
- Comment on what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on rat :3 5 weeks ago:
♥️
- Comment on rat :3 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Is there an optimal angle when using a urinal? 5 weeks ago:
Squeezing? Maybe? I’m old enough that I’m not going to do anything to restrict the flow that my prostate isn’t already doing lol
- Comment on It will probably taste better than usual 1 month ago:
Hey Sharon, does this salad taste like batteries to you?
- Comment on AI for good 1 month ago:
The shot/countershot and dialogue timing are close to exactly as original. The actual dialogue has been altered by AI
The dialogue, and those massive breasts
- Comment on A handy graphic to bring you up to speed on the Katy Perry/Ruby Rose situation. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Not even close 2 months ago:
But I am wearing her underwear
- Comment on Wireless Festival cancelled after Kanye West blocked from coming to UK 2 months ago:
Yeah! Couldn’t be any worse than Ohio
- Comment on Red, White and Blue 2 months ago:
Why in the fuck are we praising patriotism here?
Because it’s a shitpost? We’re not on .ml, and this isn’t a politics thread.
- Comment on Red, White and Blue 2 months ago:
- Comment on What's the point of specifically Americans identifying with other cultures if people born there will just make fun of them for it? 3 months ago:
I’m Appalachian. Yes I’m of Scotch-Irish descent and my family name is most definitely English, but I’m Appalachian. My forbears were rednecks and communists. And bigots. And public servants. And settlers (murderers of many indigenous peoples). And Union soldiers. In my ancestry are victims of rape and rapists. I’m most comfortable in Northern Scotland and Southern Scandinavia. The land calls out to something ancient within me. I want to raise sheep and live above a barn. My tribe is nebulous, and I’m at peace with that. Some are not.
The United States is a melting pot, and personal identity is both exalted and at the same time completely irrelevant. You’re “American” first, and everything else second. Some people cling to a tribe or identity to call their own. Since no one in Europe knows what a “Packer” is, they’ll say they’re Norwegian-American. They want recognition of their tribe. They want to identify with something bigger, and have the security of others of their tribe when they travel. They want connection. I would hazard that most who put their foot in their mouth while traveling don’t realize the faux pas. They think it’s a way of connecting with others from another place.
“Oh! You’re Italian? Hey, so am I! My mom makes the best Fettuccine Alfredo. I love cannoli. Do you like pizza? Please see me. Please accept me. I’m alone here and no one will riff with me. I’m trying to connect. I’m trying to meet you halfway. I’m trying…”
- Comment on He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥 3 months ago:
From a more civilized age
- Comment on He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥 3 months ago:
Honestly just that entire late 90s early 00s serious action movie vibe. Blade, Matrix, Underworld, Postal, Max Payne, Dark City. Not eXistenZ tho
- Comment on He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥 3 months ago:
False.
Add a black leather trenchcoat. Katana for flair, but not required
- Comment on Unrealistic 3 months ago:
Jim Gaffigan. Skip to 0:31 of you can’t wait thirty seconds
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zh-W851XgU
Also, I couldn’t find this elsewhere, but I only tried once. If you have a non-YouTube alternative of this video you’d like to share, please do and I’ll edit my post
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 3 months ago:
The average American eats this much cheese every day for lunch
FIFY
- Comment on New flat earthers update btw 4 months ago:
Someone get me a towel!
