Tasty

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• Overspark@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As someone whose eyes are currently feeling a bit dry, this is a soothing fact, not disturbing at all.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here, I’ll help with that. Let me lick your eyeballs.

    Stop…stop it…stop struggling!!! Hold still!!! I’m JUST trying to pin you down and lick your eyeballs!!! NOTHING WEIRD!!!

    Stop squirming!!!

    Ok, that’s it. I’m getting the bondage bag. Handcuffs, and chains, and anal hooks, and toe spreaders. Yess, it’s all needed. It’s a complete set.

    NOTHING WEIRD!!!

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    • Overspark@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OK, that is a lot more disturbing than the meme was… 😅

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … I have had more than one gf do almost exactly that to me…

      They just didn’t have the full bondage set.

      … So anyway I’ve been enjoying being single for a while now lol, I seem to attract the … ‘interesting’ type…

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  False.

  Licking can only be done with a tongue.

  Eyelids moisten eyeballs. They are moist. You have moist, squishy eyeballs, and the eyelids help keep em moist.

  Mmmm. Moist. Like wearing socks in a creek

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• JayGray91@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That's kind of weak, Skeletor. I expected worse.

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