flamingo_pinyata

@flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least it can be used as an example of what not to do right?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Did they kill it? I’ve never opened it once despite using both whatsapp and instagram.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marketing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the few good decisions in my life was rejecting a job offer from Klarna. It didn’t even pay amazingly well enough to do that shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake it till you make it

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  artificial apple flavor

  Is this something horses actually like, or was it put there knowing very well humans would be consuming it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨insert mental health condition here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also the definition was formalized. Grouping certain human traits and calling it by a common name wasn’t a thing before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well at least make it readable first with a proper font and formatting.
  And wtf are those random variables t and f? If it’s an equation to be solved it needs an = somewhere, or are those supposed to be constants?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I leave here tomorrow would you still remember me?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plays Wonderwall out of spite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any minute now...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist - he’s trying, but the only way to communicate from the afterlife is with people who honestly loved you while you were alive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fifth leche⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we doing this again?

  Here’s an educational video about different types of leche
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqrz6AnnTTs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, bulls started winning
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A long-ass way to write 'not parmesan'.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically these “not Parmesan” cheeses can be just as good as Parmesan if produced using the exact same method. Which is not impossible for a modern dairy producer.

  However (and that’s a big one) it will cost just as much. Most of these are meant to be cheap, not good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨liquor is fine though, its the carbonation they worry about⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the rule include nose beers as well?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every piece of software written nowadays⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still better than what was done previously - publish a buggy “final” version which is unusable (at least not usable safely), then you wait some 6-12 months for v1.1, or SP1, or whatever the designation. And only then you can actually start using it in production.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mind blown, it all makes sense now.

  A lot has been said about how Trump is fighting against the shadow government. And as we all know the shadow government is made of lizard people. Why would Trump fight against it? Because he’s an insect, of course!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t say anything about the hydrochloride salt of it either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hear me out - cinco leches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasted potential.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Addiction research I’d assume. For the purpose of medical research rats are assumed to be tiny humans you can experiment on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasted potential.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Recent research suggests it’s cocaine that makes someone enjoy jazz

  pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3144275/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait....IS that what I meant??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He reminds me of my grandmother in the last 2 years of her life. She wasn’t a president of a country though. It’s going to get worse before the end.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't reach for that water neither⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you know the state of my ass-lips?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dyk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sure it'll be fine!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Industrial embedded software is such a shitshow. Somehow Microsoft convinced companies that Windows is a great solution for controlling heavy machinery.

  Tbh there’s no reports of that choice leading to actual accidents, but still you’re stuck with an old version of Windows with no possibility of upgrade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who also enjoys this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of us were forged in the depths of the old internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who also enjoys this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  More if you include real booleans: true, false, file_not_found

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im pan so anyone can apply⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
  Infinite edging, that’s the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Violet does sound like a roleplay of some kind. But it’s a very well thought-out identity. Quite consistent. I wonder if any part of it is true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE BRITISH COLONIZED OUR NIPPLES 🇬🇧☕️🧐⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And then they adopt colonizer culture as their own “traditional values” keeping it long after winning the independence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta: Shit post on shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wtf. What kind of food does Taco Bell serve? Especially in their core US market. This is not the first time I’ve seen jokes of this type.

  Here in Spain we do have a few Taco Bell’s but they serve shitty bland food, nothing that will explode you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're going to accept art this horny please pay someone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Based on AI generated humanoid cat videos, how likely is this constitutional reform to pass? Is this the future of politics?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t expect to get married when I opened Lemmy today