flamingo_pinyata
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- Comment on hmm 4 hours ago:
Mind blown, it all makes sense now.
A lot has been said about how Trump is fighting against the shadow government. And as we all know the shadow government is made of lizard people. Why would Trump fight against it? Because he’s an insect, of course!
- Comment on The bible 2 days ago:
Doesn’t say anything about the hydrochloride salt of it either
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 4 days ago:
Hear me out - cinco leches
- Comment on Wasted potential. 1 week ago:
Addiction research I’d assume. For the purpose of medical research rats are assumed to be tiny humans you can experiment on.
- Comment on Wasted potential. 1 week ago:
Recent research suggests it’s cocaine that makes someone enjoy jazz
- Comment on Wait....IS that what I meant?? 1 week ago:
He reminds me of my grandmother in the last 2 years of her life. She wasn’t a president of a country though. It’s going to get worse before the end.
- Comment on Don't reach for that water neither 1 week ago:
How do you know the state of my ass-lips?
- Comment on dyk 1 week ago:
It’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.
- Comment on I'm sure it'll be fine! 2 weeks ago:
Industrial embedded software is such a shitshow. Somehow Microsoft convinced companies that Windows is a great solution for controlling heavy machinery.
Tbh there’s no reports of that choice leading to actual accidents, but still you’re stuck with an old version of Windows with no possibility of upgrade.
- Comment on Who also enjoys this? 2 weeks ago:
Some of us were forged in the depths of the old internet
- Comment on Who also enjoys this? 2 weeks ago:
More if you include real booleans: true, false, file_not_found
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 3 weeks ago:
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that’s the game. - Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Violet does sound like a roleplay of some kind. But it’s a very well thought-out identity. Quite consistent. I wonder if any part of it is true
- Comment on THE BRITISH COLONIZED OUR NIPPLES 🇬🇧☕️🧐 3 weeks ago:
And then they adopt colonizer culture as their own “traditional values” keeping it long after winning the independence.
- Comment on Meta: Shit post on shitpost 4 weeks ago:
Wtf. What kind of food does Taco Bell serve? Especially in their core US market. This is not the first time I’ve seen jokes of this type.
Here in Spain we do have a few Taco Bell’s but they serve shitty bland food, nothing that will explode you.
- Comment on If you're going to accept art this horny please pay someone 4 weeks ago:
Based on AI generated humanoid cat videos, how likely is this constitutional reform to pass? Is this the future of politics?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I didn’t expect to get married when I opened Lemmy today
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
That’s the other way around human -> robot
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 5 weeks ago:
Exactly, well written, well acted but the absence of sympathetic protagonists killed it for me. I just couldn’t care.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
How would that even work? If a robot is sexually attracted to a human it’s more of a zoophilia, right?
- Comment on Tasty Product 🍔 5 weeks ago:
Amazing marketing stunt. We’re all talking about it. And I can bet many people bought the “product” just to try how it really tastes.
- Comment on Literally Mel Gibson 5 weeks ago:
I don’t have the patience to read the whole thing but it looks like it’s full of gems
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
OP needs a cold shower. These are some epic levels of hornyness
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
IUD != IED
I always have to remind myself of the difference. One is preventing births, the other is for undoing births.
- Comment on Living la vida loca 1 month ago:
Timbaland is a music producer, Aaliyah is a singer who’s famously dead.
His attempts at some kind of necromancy are news though, he wasn’t known for reviving the dead into Korean powergrid consciousness before. - Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Is there someone you forgot to ask
- Comment on Like a longterm relationship finally meeting 1 month ago:
You have a shitty psychologist
- Comment on *crunch crunch* Très délicieux mes amis! 1 month ago:
It’s somewhat common in touristy restaurants in France. I’ve never heard an actual French person praising the dish (as they do for many other foods), but you can have it if you like.
- Comment on truly I am cultured 1 month ago:
So much comes from AAVE, I’m expecting it to become the default American dialect in a few decades. More and more I see online creators talking in it.
The British vs American English shitposting will get a huge boost, we kinda got used to the existing differences.
- Comment on What a courageous man 1 month ago:
I think the OP might be self-diagnosing
