Comment on Aussie Fauna

• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Simple. Start a new plandemic and give out free vaccines! It worked last time, that’s why we’re all dead.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Deliciosa soup for their family?

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well, if all it takes is 6 kg, I don’t think it would be that hard to make like a few tons and fly around the world throwing a kg at a time into any body of water you find.

  Sure, you wouldn’t kill everyone, but probably most 🤷‍♂️

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think about 96% of mammal biomass is either humans or domestic animals so if we ignore the 4% wild animals it suddenly because a much easier task.

    Like, throwing enough botulinum toxin into the ocean to kill all the whales would be annoying.

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  • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you a Batman villain, threatening to poison Gotham’s water supply.

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    • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It would a lot less interesting.

      Literally everyone dies except a few that drink only bottled water. Society is now 90% people who believe that alkaline water is magic

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      • Riversedgeknight1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        More likely 10-15% of people die then everyone figures out it’s the water, identified the cause of death, develops filters to remove the toxin, and then the filter becomes commercialized.

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