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- Comment on Aussie Fauna 3 hours ago:
Like the first half of the movie is just what you would expect from a batman movie, but then after thousands die and batman catches the villan it just conintues into a documentary about how this event eventully led to the “2026 Water protection law” and the political fights around it.
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 11 hours ago:
It would a lot less interesting.
Literally everyone dies except a few that drink only bottled water. Society is now 90% people who believe that alkaline water is magic
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 11 hours ago:
Well, if all it takes is 6 kg, I don’t think it would be that hard to make like a few tons and fly around the world throwing a kg at a time into any body of water you find.
Sure, you wouldn’t kill everyone, but probably most 🤷♂️
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 15 hours ago:
You can make it at home!
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 16 hours ago:
Wait until you hear about deadly toxin producing bacteria.
You only need about 6 kg of Clostridium botulinum to produce enough toxins to kill all mammals on earth.
Assumptions:
- weight of a single bacterium is 1 picogram
- a single bacterium produces 0.5 picograms of toxin
- All mammals on earth are 1.4 gigatons of mass
- a lethal dose is 150 nanograms per kg
- Comment on Can you believe it? 2 days ago:
Check again…
- Comment on Anon diversifies fetishes 3 days ago:
Yeah baby, I’ll fuck you harder than import tariffs!
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- Comment on What's the worst instance of plot armour on characters you've seen in TV? 3 days ago:
Almost all action movies are basically one big plot armour.
- Comment on Can you believe it? 3 days ago:
I can’t wait for the year 2100 when we will have the awesome date of 00/00/00
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 3 days ago:
Don’t listen to him, he is being controlled by the evil book club (the only one true evil book club)
- Comment on Do it 4 days ago:
well, it sound like you are fist fucking yourself. Have fun!
- Comment on Do it 4 days ago:
30 in my ass…
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 4 days ago:
It’s not a set schedule, every now and again someone from the club decides that we don’t know how to read correctly and opens up a new book club with his own version of the book, which is of course not the one true book.
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 4 days ago:
You have the right energy but the wrong book, join my book club, the one and onmy true book club!
- Comment on Could you grind up a loaf of bread back into a flour and make a new loaf of bread? 4 days ago:
Yes and no.
Once baked the gluten, starches and really most of the things in the bread change irreversably.
If you were to make bread, dry it, grind it down to a flour, and try to use that to make the ezact same bread it will not work, at best you will get a very dense clump, at worst it will just crumble back to dust.
But, ask the jewish people about passover and you will find out that cooked bread grinded back into flour can be used in many dishes (Matza flour) Some of which are a different kind of bread, but they do need a new binder since the gluten is denatured, so usually they use eggs.
For example matza balls can be considered a type of twice cooked bread, once in the oven, then grounded to flour, and then cooked again in water.
- Comment on Elevated 4 days ago:
Wooshed indeed
- Comment on Elevated 4 days ago:
Waterboarding vegtebales sounds like a fancy way of saying washing them
- Comment on Elevated 4 days ago:
Well, maybe eating stuff that came from poor sick and exploited animals breasts is not a great idea?
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 4 days ago:
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 4 days ago:
Making funof someone for doing the responsible thing is childish and stupid.
As long as you are using them to indicate intent you are using them correctly. At worst you are being extra clear to drivers around you. If you don’t use them though, at worst you are an unpredictable driver that might be involved in a crash.
Fuck the people that made fun of you.
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 4 days ago:
Have you read the bible?? Absolute proof 😎
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 4 days ago:
I found god, disprove that betas!
- Comment on Beauty is still out there 6 days ago:
Better yet! news.com.au/…/298a1be10f73ff8137013dba15069ba5
- Comment on The correct answer is "D" 6 days ago:
Option E
RTFM!
Gotta love those
- Comment on am i insane? 1 week ago:
Not a doctor here, but sounds like classic symptoms of a few different conditions, from hormonal, to neurological, to dietary.
This is not something you should just accept, go see a doctor, ideally get basic blood test, hormone tests and an evaluation from a psychiatrist. But if you are not sure or are feeling overwhelmed, just start with one simple visit to the doctor, share with them your experience.
Don’t worry, I’m sure you will be fine and figure it all out ❤️
- Comment on Are PC handhelds like Steam Deck really competitors for Switch 2? 1 week ago:
Depends on what you are after. Plenty of people are just looking to game, without anything specific in mind. Also plenty of people might see the real difference, want both, but only have the money for one. In these cases I would say that they are competitors as the buyer is contemplating which of the two to buy.
- Comment on ggplot2 is love. ggplot2 is life. 1 week ago:
Hotter tip - just make it all in inkscape, no one fact-checks anyway!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
On a highway you would usually go 80-120 kmh.
No easy way to imagine that kind of speed in a car for most people.
Here are some things and their speeds in kmh:
- human falling at terminal velocity belly down: 200 kmh
- plane right before touchdown: 250 kmh
- f1 racer: 320 kmh
- cannon ball being fired: 3000 kmh
- fastest baseball pitch: 170 kmh
Anyway, he probably has only a few more times of that before he crashes and instantly dies (and probably kills a bunch of people)
- Comment on >:3 2 weeks ago:
Nintendo?
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 2 weeks ago:
Only 3 🥲
