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- Comment on james 19 hours ago:
Metalic bonds: “Yes”
- Comment on Release the fear 1 day ago:
Assumptions:
- Avg human weight: 62kg
- Poop to be pooped: 300g (based on avg bowl mvmnt of 128g)
- Velocity of poop: 11kmh (based on fart velocity)
The answer is no, you would have to take a shit about 20 times the normal dump to move at about 5kmh.
Sadly, this art is not based in phisical reality.
- Comment on Release the fear 1 day ago:
I now need to know if in space with explosive diarrhea this can happen
- Comment on Socialism bad 1 day ago:
One day, this meme will die and I will never associate “2 X 1 Y” with the image of a girl eating poop like ice cream freash from the source.
Also, “1 X 1 Y” still haunts me. What a waste of a good jar.
- Comment on Cardinals most likely to be the pope 4 days ago:
Fucking discrimination! Replace the “a bird” with “black” and reflect on your bigotry.
- Comment on Is water an acid or a base? 1 week ago:
I don’t know, I hearf that coke can burn a hole in your septum
- Comment on Is water an acid or a base? 1 week ago:
Oh! So that’s why hot water burns you!
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 1 week ago:
Why would this not apply to neurotypicals? seems to me that most people would have at least a slight preference
- Comment on Yep 1 week ago:
The nice thing about not being naturally attractive is that as I get ilder and start to freak out about my physical health, I get better looking.
So for the most part I’m happy about always looking my best because dear god I’m gonna die at 40 if I don’t start working on my health now.
- Comment on The pre burn 2 weeks ago:
New superhero, kills villains by laying eggs at them so strongly that they are dead before knowing it
- Comment on What are some FOSS programs that are objectively better than their proprietary counterparts? 2 weeks ago:
Yes, thats the “almost” part
- Comment on What are some FOSS programs that are objectively better than their proprietary counterparts? 2 weeks ago:
Honestly, almost all Microsoft products are objectively worse than FOSS alternatives, they are just so big that people are unwilling to escape the Microsoft ecosystem.
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 2 weeks ago:
Like the first half of the movie is just what you would expect from a batman movie, but then after thousands die and batman catches the villan it just conintues into a documentary about how this event eventully led to the “2026 Water protection law” and the political fights around it.
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 2 weeks ago:
It would a lot less interesting.
Literally everyone dies except a few that drink only bottled water. Society is now 90% people who believe that alkaline water is magic
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 2 weeks ago:
Well, if all it takes is 6 kg, I don’t think it would be that hard to make like a few tons and fly around the world throwing a kg at a time into any body of water you find.
Sure, you wouldn’t kill everyone, but probably most 🤷♂️
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 3 weeks ago:
You can make it at home!
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 3 weeks ago:
Wait until you hear about deadly toxin producing bacteria.
You only need about 6 kg of Clostridium botulinum to produce enough toxins to kill all mammals on earth.
Assumptions:
- weight of a single bacterium is 1 picogram
- a single bacterium produces 0.5 picograms of toxin
- All mammals on earth are 1.4 gigatons of mass
- a lethal dose is 150 nanograms per kg
- Comment on Can you believe it? 3 weeks ago:
Check again…
- Comment on Anon diversifies fetishes 3 weeks ago:
Yeah baby, I’ll fuck you harder than import tariffs!
sub sp, sp, 16 str x0, \[sp] str x1, \[sp, 8] ldr x1, \[sp] ldr x0, \[sp, 8] add sp, sp, 16 sub sp, sp, 16 str x0, \[sp] str x1, \[sp, 8] ldr x1, \[sp] ldr x0, \[sp, 8] add sp, sp, 16 sub sp, sp, 16 str x0, \[sp] str x1, \[sp, 8] ldr x1, \[sp] ldr x0, \[sp, 8] add sp, sp, 16 sub sp, sp, 16 str x0, \[sp] str x1, \[sp, 8] ldr x1, \[sp] ldr x0, \[sp, 8] add sp, sp, 16 halt: b halt
- Comment on What's the worst instance of plot armour on characters you've seen in TV? 3 weeks ago:
Almost all action movies are basically one big plot armour.
- Comment on Can you believe it? 3 weeks ago:
I can’t wait for the year 2100 when we will have the awesome date of 00/00/00
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 3 weeks ago:
Don’t listen to him, he is being controlled by the evil book club (the only one true evil book club)
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
well, it sound like you are fist fucking yourself. Have fun!
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
30 in my ass…
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 3 weeks ago:
It’s not a set schedule, every now and again someone from the club decides that we don’t know how to read correctly and opens up a new book club with his own version of the book, which is of course not the one true book.
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 3 weeks ago:
You have the right energy but the wrong book, join my book club, the one and onmy true book club!
- Comment on Could you grind up a loaf of bread back into a flour and make a new loaf of bread? 3 weeks ago:
Yes and no.
Once baked the gluten, starches and really most of the things in the bread change irreversably.
If you were to make bread, dry it, grind it down to a flour, and try to use that to make the ezact same bread it will not work, at best you will get a very dense clump, at worst it will just crumble back to dust.
But, ask the jewish people about passover and you will find out that cooked bread grinded back into flour can be used in many dishes (Matza flour) Some of which are a different kind of bread, but they do need a new binder since the gluten is denatured, so usually they use eggs.
For example matza balls can be considered a type of twice cooked bread, once in the oven, then grounded to flour, and then cooked again in water.
- Comment on Elevated 3 weeks ago:
Wooshed indeed
- Comment on Elevated 3 weeks ago:
Waterboarding vegtebales sounds like a fancy way of saying washing them
- Comment on Elevated 3 weeks ago:
Well, maybe eating stuff that came from poor sick and exploited animals breasts is not a great idea?