Perfect Anatomy

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Says someone whose urinary tract is combined with reproductive organs

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  • Tomassci@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At least we’re not birds.

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    • tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      youtube.com/watch?v=OopyNOc7IXc

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I was almost mentioning that.

    By Darwin, Huxley and Haldane: why are our playgrounds the same organs as the garbage ducts? Why???

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i guess because the urethra is prone to urinary tract infections so it’s kept away from the bacteria-expunger and put with the Goal Of All Evolution device

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    do people really think that’s particularly terrible? if anything i quite appreciate the ability to flush out the pipes

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If you think about it, organs that serve dual purpose for excretion and sex is disgusting. You’re doing oral where pee also comes out. Most people don’t think this is terrible because speciesm. We think possessing anus hanging over one’s face is disgusting. But if snails could talk, they would say it is disgusting to have sex where your organs also just peed.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You don't know me

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You want wet? I got just the spot!

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• count_dongulus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Idk if this anatomy is accurate for terrestrial snails too, but to be fair for aquatic snails the turds float away immediately.

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

    „Darm“ is German for "intestines“ that’s the Weinbergschnecke, or Roman/Borgundy/Edible snail in English. They breathe where they shit….

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What a nasty fate…and yet people put them in their mouth.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    1000095016

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    • muhyb@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Looks efficient enough.

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Great now you got me googling “snail anus”

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  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Snanus

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Snanussy

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Believers: God exists, look at the wondrous complexity and beauty of life!

  Snails:

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  • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s exactly what one of His creations would say. God bless you, friend!

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• daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I used to had snails. The do poop on their faces all the time.

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• kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Humans would be more humble if our anus was on our forehead

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Trump has it in the face below the nose.

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• muhyb@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  headcrap

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If they’re in water the poop actually just floats over their head like a hat

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  • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s a crappy hat…

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    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You should see how they lay eggs. Lots of people find it cursed but I like it

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• rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe they can pull back their head into the house before opening the floodgates.

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• Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ll just leave this here: youtu.be/BckqviVaWl0

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  • dastanktal@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What did I just watch 😵‍💫

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