Homophobes: “We can’t legalize gay marriage! The birth rate would collapse! If men could marry men, then what reasonable man would ever choose to marry a disgusting, weak, woman over a strong, virile, muscular, sweaty, musky, oily, maaaannnnm…”
The rest of us: Dude. Bro. Dude.
Serinus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you’re scared enough, even wiping your ass is gay.
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ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s outright disgusting.
If you need to regularly scratch your anus, go see a doctor.
Also, even if you do need to scratch your anus, why wouldn’t you be able to eat with your hands? SURELY you sanitize them properly RIGHT? RIGHT?!
angelmountain@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Eat with the right, touch anus with the left and always wash hands before you eat. Developed cultures have done this for ages. And they have clean bumholes because they wash instead of smear with toilet paper. That shit is disgusting.
Semester3383@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you need to regularly scratch your anus, you probably have parasites. That’s one of the prime ways for some species of parasites (roundworms, I think?, probably tapeworms too?) to spread.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
If you have a tenia, you are never alone.
P1nkman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People who think like this don’t wash their hands after going to the toilet, so of course it’s disgusting for them.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you need to regularly scratch your anus get a bidet and some ivermectin
Pot8o@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Oh I didn’t realise COVID made your anis itchy! It’s it a new variant? 😂
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Has this man never eaten a sandwich? Pizza? French Fries? Tacos? What is this nonsense?
workerONE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Eating food with your hands is unsanitary?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is fake right. Please tell me this is fake
Serinus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Personally I think he should have to explain for once.