Mammals Suck

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mammals indeed suck, it’s part of the definition

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s where I thought this was going.

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  • TallonMetroid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Platypi don’t!

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    • ThoGot@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They slurp

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why does herpetology have such mammaries?

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  • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Snitties

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    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Snilk

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• Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Boobology because we suck titties in infancy. I have nipples can’t you milk me?

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well in that case… Image

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “…In conclusion, further research is required.”

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mammals DO suck, presumably on herpetology’s truly impressive mammae.

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mammalogy has also been known as mastology, theriology, and therology.

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammalogy

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Herpetology

  The study of… Herpes? 🤨

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  • Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reptiles

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A herpetoligist collects reptiles. Someone who collects herpes is called your mom.

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  • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you qualify as a scientist if you’re studying it involuntarily?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “The difference between doing science and just screwing around is writing down your findings.”

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like Whats_a_lemmy said, reptiles and amphibians

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  • maniclucky@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Snakes

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• absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Derpatology - the study of memes

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Memeology and memeography are the only true meme sciences, everything else is a derivative repost.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anybody interested in hOrnitology?

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow, get the hose! This user is really committed to the bit.

    Please don’t stop. Hornyness is a gift.

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• apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Mammalogy” yeah you chose the correct wojak that’s a weaksauce name

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• RuthBaderGonesburg@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ~mammalogy~

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• BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sometimes I think I need my mamma-logy

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tit-ology

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• lil_tank@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dog sitter

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