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Mammals Suck

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mammals indeed suck, it’s part of the definition

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s where I thought this was going.

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    • TallonMetroid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Platypi don’t!

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      • ThoGot@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        They slurp

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why does herpetology have such mammaries?

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    • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Snitties

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      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Snilk

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  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Boobology because we suck titties in infancy. I have nipples can’t you milk me?

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    • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well in that case… Image

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        “…In conclusion, further research is required.”

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  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mammals DO suck, presumably on herpetology’s truly impressive mammae.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mammalogy has also been known as mastology, theriology, and therology.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammalogy

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Herpetology

    The study of… Herpes? 🤨

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    • Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Reptiles

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      • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        A herpetoligist collects reptiles. Someone who collects herpes is called your mom.

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    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Do you qualify as a scientist if you’re studying it involuntarily?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        “The difference between doing science and just screwing around is writing down your findings.”

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Like Whats_a_lemmy said, reptiles and amphibians

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    • maniclucky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Snakes

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  • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Derpatology - the study of memes

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Memeology and memeography are the only true meme sciences, everything else is a derivative repost.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anybody interested in hOrnitology?

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    • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wow, get the hose! This user is really committed to the bit.

      Please don’t stop. Hornyness is a gift.

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Mammalogy” yeah you chose the correct wojak that’s a weaksauce name

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  • RuthBaderGonesburg@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    ~mammalogy~

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  • BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sometimes I think I need my mamma-logy

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  • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Tit-ology

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  • lil_tank@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dog sitter

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