TallonMetroid

@TallonMetroid@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm, pizza broth… Actually, would that be considered broth, or would it be too thin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's that time again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A reminder that the taxes in question were levied to recoup the costs of French and Indian War, which the colonists started.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Multiple people are typing…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Open-World Games with Drivable Motorbikes?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, Sleeping Dogs is on Steam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 695 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What did that poor astromech droid ever do to you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well damn. Glad he's dead.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s just that the characters’ creators are all dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 692 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since you already financed the bridge, you can use all those rupees to power your magic armor now instead!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 689 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish GP mode had a classic mode option, though, instead of “get to the track and then do a single lap”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stellar Blade: BLOOD RAIN | Official Reveal Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  spoiler

  At the beginning of the game, you’re told that Earth was overrun by monsters, and your character is part of a task force intended to take the planet back. Partway the game, it’s revealed that in the past, there was a machine rebellion that got interrupted by the monsters appearing. The end of the game reveals that all the humans in the game (including your character) are actually robots, because after the machines wiped out the original humans the survivors turned themselves into monsters for revenge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stellar Blade: BLOOD RAIN | Official Reveal Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t necessarily mean a sequel though. I mean, yes, this trailer could actually be taking place in the Colony, but aesthetics don’t really match Eidos 7 and the spaceships that we see in the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stellar Blade: BLOOD RAIN | Official Reveal Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Either there’s a major timeskip, because where the fuck did this cyberpunk metropolis come from given the original post-apocalyptic setting, or this is a prequel kicking off the apocalypse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis - Release Date Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it is the 30th anniversary this year, so I guess Tomb Raider Anniversary Electric Boogaloo shouldn’t surprise me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Matrix⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …Did Neo have an active social life? Admittedly I have seen the movie in forever, but IIRC he didn’t have much going on other than work and being a hacker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof that math is real⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But… That’s not a square…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 681 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s entirely because Miyamoto thought that right-handed players would have their immersion broken if they swung their Wiimotes with their right hands only to see Link swing the sword with his left. Incidentally, this is also why SS and BotW have right-handed Links. Some bullshit lefty erasure, if you ask me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a game you can’t understand why its so popular ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Another Crab’s Treasure

  That ending hit me way harder than it had any right to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨weiner dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, I wasn’t expecting that punchline. You got me there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Moral Dilemma Of Supporting SNK In 2026⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea that the fucking Saudis own SNK. I guess it’s a good thing that there’s still no Metal Slug 8, because that’s the only thing I would have wanted from them anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[meta] question: who is the person in the sidebar? and why are they there?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That is Bill Nye the Science Guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PlayStation Studios Removes Nearly All PC References From Websites⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t the slop companies not even actually bought anything yet? My understanding is that no money’s actually changed hands, and that all of this is happening because they pinky promised to buy components in the future with money they don’t even have right now. Which, yes, is basically how buying on credit works, but for everyone else that usually first requires having a reputation for being able to actually pay eventually, rather than the bubble imploding and all these companies going under before the order is even fulfilled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was the first game you ever bought ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was ~7, I got a Super NES bundle that included both Super Mario World and Super Mario Kart, as well as a second controller.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 610 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  dart

  That’s just how the Boss rolls. Can you really expect anything less from the woman who gave birth to Revolver Ocelot in the middle of a battlefield and then immediately jumped right back into the fight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 597 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Snake-shaped gun that folds up? That’s Stargate SG-1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Scientists believe that these strange creatures used their spiky arms to spear their prey.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Game preservation only works if people care" As GOG doubles down on its commitment to saving old games, it's asking players "who give a s**t" to support its crusade⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If ownership is what you’re worried about, why wouldn’t you already have the installers downloaded and backed up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox CEO Asha Sharma shares her gamertag — what it reveals⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Given that Elon Musk is supposed to be in charge of like 6 different companies at once and still manages to find the time to shitpost on Twitter all day, a CEO’s time can’t be that busy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, thank you. That is the furniture I was looking for.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t imagine anyone actually making a guillotine with such a long blade. It wouldn’t be able to get enough momentum to cleanly cut through in a single motion, which is the entire point of the guillotine. Is that slop?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Wars: Galactic Racer - Gameplay Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  reminiscent of F-Zero

  Pretty sure that’s because the guy is literally recycling assets from F-Zero GX. 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Wars: Galactic Racer - Gameplay Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least they finally showed more environments than “flat desert junkyard”, and some jumps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horizon Hunters Gathering - Announcement Trailer | PS5 Games⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First that MMO, now this? Couldn’t you have done this slop after Horizon 3?