TallonMetroid
@TallonMetroid@lemmy.world
- Comment on Those Assassin’s Creed, Resident Evil and Death Stranding iOS ports have bombed 1 week ago:
Why would I shell out $50 to play on a tiny ass screen with shitty touchscreen controls? Fuck that noise.
- Comment on Metroid Prime 4: Beyond – Announcement Trailer 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, Switch pointer controls were pretty YMMV, simply because the joycons themselves aren’t nearly as reliable in that regard as the Wiimotes were.
- Comment on Daisy Ridley's 'STAR WARS: EPISODE X - A NEW BEGINNING' will begin filming from September 2nd, 2024 in London, UK. 2 weeks ago:
STAR WARS
EPISODE X
A New Beginning
Rey Skywalker has vanished…
/s
Seriously though, best of luck to Daisy Ridley, I guess, but I’ll believe it when the torrents start showing up.
- Comment on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Rita's Rewind - Announce Trailer 3 weeks ago:
Link is for the wrong trailer.
- Comment on Which is less religious: Xmas or Christmas? 5 months ago:
Just go back to first principles and celebrate the actual solstice.
- Comment on Epic is giving away 17 games as part of its holiday sale 6 months ago:
Yes, thank you, I’m well aware that internet randos are people. And I like not having to deal with them while I’m unwinding. Why is that a “problem”?
- Comment on Epic is giving away 17 games as part of its holiday sale 6 months ago:
I mean, I hate playing with internet randos anyway, so that’s not actually a downside for me.
- Comment on ‘The Marvels’ Meltdown: Disney MCU Seeing Lowest B.O. Opening Ever At $47M+ 7 months ago:
Look, I just don’t feel like sitting in an enclosed space for a couple hours breathing the same air as a bunch of randos these days.
Also, fuck Disney.
- Comment on God of War is coming to GOG 8 months ago:
Really? Huh, the about page still claims everything’s DRM free. Got any examples, so I know which games to not buy?
- Comment on How do you get the dry boogers out if you don’t pick your nose? 8 months ago:
Do it in the shower.
- Comment on Scottish independence to be on ballot paper at general election as SNP approves new strategy 8 months ago:
Is this the fabled Scexit?
- Comment on In The Empire Strikes Back, why does Han significantly outrank Luke? 9 months ago:
To muddy the waters even further, I will note that it’s also tradition to refer to whoever is in charge of a ship or aircraft as captain, regardless of actual military rank (or even if they’re just civilians). And as Han Solo will tell you with great emphasis, the Millennium Falcon is his ship, and he is her captain.
- Comment on I would like to enjoy Zelda BOTW but … 9 months ago:
Really wish they’d exempted the Master Sword from the durability mechanic, especially given how much effort it takes before you can even get it (I think it’s something like ~80/120 shrines or else it kills you?) and how not OP it is in actual practice.
- Comment on Chaos, Comedy, and 'Crying Rooms': Inside Jimmy Fallon's 'Tonight Show' 9 months ago:
Is this the new Chevy Chase?