Xanthrax

@Xanthrax@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magnets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They look like turkey chicks!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*No.*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are people still moving into areas managed by the HOA? Even considering land value/ safety, it doesn’t seem worth it. It seems likely that some rich white ass hole will jump your fence, punch your kid in the face, and then jump the fence again and call the cops for assault.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I see you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can edit them. People can see the edit history, but if you just want to give up on a comment, I’d suggest changing it to just a “.” And then deleting it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I see you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me checking my profile/ inbox with a hangover: Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this called?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Riding Poncho/ Cape. It works like a windbreaker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sagan, you look high.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I show up to an in-person interview high, in hopes they’ll think that’s my regular behavior:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mammals Suck⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boobology because we suck titties in infancy. I have nipples can’t you milk me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheers lads⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This one is definitely getting Poes Law’d.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The one good thing about all this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like Russia is laughing, and China and America are both the crying wojak with the smirk mask.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes life choices⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re doing God’s work. Underground runoff is real, and it’s full of shit and pesticides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's the intent that counts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2025 version is using an auto reader and falling asleep to the paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see that you know your judo well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to love⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have ADD, and my partner has GAD. I always feel bad about the pacing. 90% of the time, I’ve lost my train of thought/ something. I noticed if I say, "I’m fine; I’m just looking for something."It helps a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think so

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the anime lady with the robots?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some of the worst actor miscasts in TV?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything played by Ezra Miller.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust your training⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does everyone know this, but still think metabolism is solely built towards fake weight loss regimes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miyazaki and his Mommies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m thirsty for lore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miyazaki and his Mommies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, apparently, people thought she had a mouth on her hand because the word for “kiss” in Japanese includes the character for “mouth,” In reality, you’re supposed to kiss her hand.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to keep it down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was younger and I was in an open relationship, we had some threesomes. There was one person in particular who was super down with the nature of our relationship, and we’d hook up often. NSFW WARNING. Once, when I was INSIDE HER, her sister broke into her room and started to punch my back. My partner was spitting venom the entire time, while I was just trying to get dressed. I was a LOT bigger than her, so I thought there was no point in fighting even though she was trying to hurt me. It felt like the opposite of fighting in a dream. They were punching me, and it felt like nothing. I’m really happy I didn’t fight back. Apparently her best friend died and we’d been loudly fucking next to her bedroom. I had no idea until the next day. Fun times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have all done it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Three

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m color blind and I can’t see in the dark, so yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being your own person⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not that Uncle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a partner, so that lid is schrodinger’s cat in the dark

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You still study. It’s just what you do for fun/ in your free time. You need to find a subject you’re passionate about, regardless of income.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being your own person⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently, I turned into my uncle I see once every other year.