Xanthrax
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world
Artist. Formally /u/1831942.
- Comment on yalls done seen any bugs round these' parts? 9 hours ago:
Dude, I found my spirit animal!
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 13 hours ago:
Obviously, you needed my permission. I’ll step on you later.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 18 hours ago:
I love head scratches! I’m also bald, so how could I not?
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 18 hours ago:
Offer, idk
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 23 hours ago:
When I fuck people their feet are in my face.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 23 hours ago:
Aren’t you a furry?
- Comment on gotta be sure... 1 day ago:
I thought that was my resume?
- Comment on Hollywood doesn't want you to know this secret. 1 week ago:
That’s the point.
- Comment on The publishing world 1 week ago:
And by God, the kneecaps were a surging.
- Comment on Hollywood doesn't want you to know this secret. 1 week ago:
Holy shit that is the funniest, most arrogant thing I’ve read in a while. Lmao. Please, Hollywood insider, tell us more.
- Comment on Hollywood doesn't want you to know this secret. 1 week ago:
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Plug is slang for your provider.
- Comment on Hollywood doesn't want you to know this secret. 1 week ago:
Sure, buddy, lmao. Unless you’re posting or hosting, it’s not true.
- Comment on Hollywood doesn't want you to know this secret. 1 week ago:
You just server hop. Sometimes, it leaks.
- Comment on Hollywood doesn't want you to know this secret. 1 week ago:
Unless it’s only theaters.
- Comment on The publishing world 1 week ago:
Flips book over:
“The book was good.” : - some dude
“This book was the goodest I’ve ever read.” : - The Illiterate Times
- Comment on Literal interpretation 4 weeks ago:
One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.
- Comment on Magnets 4 weeks ago:
They look like turkey chicks!
- Comment on *No.* 5 weeks ago:
Why are people still moving into areas managed by the HOA? Even considering land value/ safety, it doesn’t seem worth it. It seems likely that some rich white ass hole will jump your fence, punch your kid in the face, and then jump the fence again and call the cops for assault.
- Comment on I see you 5 weeks ago:
You can edit them. People can see the edit history, but if you just want to give up on a comment, I’d suggest changing it to just a “.” And then deleting it.
- Comment on I see you 5 weeks ago:
Me checking my profile/ inbox with a hangover: Image
- Comment on What is this called? 5 weeks ago:
Riding Poncho/ Cape. It works like a windbreaker.
- Comment on Sagan, you look high. 5 weeks ago:
When I show up to an in-person interview high, in hopes they’ll think that’s my regular behavior:
- Comment on Mammals Suck 1 month ago:
Boobology because we suck titties in infancy. I have nipples can’t you milk me?
- Comment on Cheers lads 1 month ago:
This one is definitely getting Poes Law’d.
- Comment on The one good thing about all this 1 month ago:
I feel like Russia is laughing, and China and America are both the crying wojak with the smirk mask.
- Comment on Anon makes life choices 1 month ago:
You’re doing God’s work. Underground runoff is real, and it’s full of shit and pesticides.
- Comment on it's the intent that counts 1 month ago:
2025 version is using an auto reader and falling asleep to the paper.
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 month ago:
I see that you know your judo well.
- Comment on How to love 1 month ago:
I have ADD, and my partner has GAD. I always feel bad about the pacing. 90% of the time, I’ve lost my train of thought/ something. I noticed if I say, "I’m fine; I’m just looking for something."It helps a lot.
- Comment on Horses ARE Forever 1 month ago:
I think so
