Ngl, I would be happy if the cardinal that lives in our yard became pope. He’s a cool little dude, and much closer to the divine than any human.
Cardinals most likely to be the pope
Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 day ago
I had a cardinal that would repeatedly bash itself unconscious at whatever window my dad was in. He liked to joke it was his mother. It went on for years. It was fucking wild. It was the same damn bird.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
They are not the smartest birds, that’s for sure. Pretty, and entertaining, but not too bright
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Very informative! Thanks! I hope the next pope is a bird!
deus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My favorite is the red-crested cardinal(Paroaria coronata) but I know their chances to becomes Pope are slim because it’s very unlikely they’d elect two South-American cardinals in a row.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not a true cardinal either.
azi@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Ain’t no rule says the bird can’t be pope.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Avian discrimination
Geodad@lemm.ee 22 hours ago
Honestly, a birb could do a better job.
MTK@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fucking discrimination! Replace the “a bird” with “black” and reflect on your bigotry.
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
I mean, this is the Catholic Church we’re talking about. They’re not particularly known for fair hiring policies.
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Not to be a meme-pedant but how is the Northern Cardinal from Italy?
fireweed@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
SpongyAneurism@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 day ago
I too was confused about the indicated countries.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Thrilling to the end
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I vote flammulated cardinal
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
holy shit vermilion birds female vermilion bird (beige)
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about (she is bisexual) (you are a lesbian)
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Why no Kyler Murray?
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Is the a rule that a pope can’t be bird? I know he has to be a baptized catholic male and accept of their own free will (added after a tiny incident), but did they ever specify human?
Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The problem is that they have the say they accept the role as pope. So maybe a talking parrot?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
A Bird?
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
i suppose if he was a Franciscan that would be fine