Switch the points when they are in between the bogies…
Easy decision
Submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 2 months ago
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pull the lever then do an arm pump so the trolley honks its horn
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A horn? On a trolley??? Would it not have a whistle?
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
A whistle? On a trolley??? Would it not have bells?
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whatever way keeps them farthest from me, that’s the way I pull/push the lever
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 months ago
I’m pulling the lever but not to wave at those fatcat bastards but to make them late! Hah!
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The good ending
Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 2 months ago
Why don’t people think of derailimg the trolley by switching track at the wrong moment in The Trolley Problem?
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m here for the multitrack drifting, killing everyone on both tracks and everyone on the train when it derails.
What do you mean that’s the worst possible outcome?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No no no…the train is on its way to pickup and transport nuclear war heads.
If you derail the train, we can’t blow up tens of thoussnds of innocent people in Nagasaki!
Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 1 month ago
Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply that!
By saying “at the wrong moment” I was referring to the precise period of time at which pulling the lever could force the trolley to derail.Funny: do note that The Trolley Problem usually doesn’t inform us of the presence of passengers in the trolley. If we can make up things on the tracks for fun, a… ghost trolley or self-driving (KEK) trolley with no mortals in it, is another fun-one to imagine!
Really makes it a trolly problem, for you all of a sudden, huh?
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
however, doing so will increase the length of the trolly, thereby its traveltime, thereby making a chaos of the schedule and cause a collision which will kill everyone onboard
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Introverts start nail biting…
aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
plot twist: The abrupt curves of the track derail the trolley, killing everyone onboard
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Question is it an open air trolley or are all of the windows sealed shut
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
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