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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Switch the points when they are in between the bogies…

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    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Multitrack drifting!

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      • grue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pull the lever then do an arm pump so the trolley honks its horn

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A horn? On a trolley??? Would it not have a whistle?

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      • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just make the noise please

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      • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A whistle? On a trolley??? Would it not have bells?

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  • ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whatever way keeps them farthest from me, that’s the way I pull/push the lever

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m pulling the lever but not to wave at those fatcat bastards but to make them late! Hah!

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The good ending

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  • Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why don’t people think of derailimg the trolley by switching track at the wrong moment in The Trolley Problem?

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m here for the multitrack drifting, killing everyone on both tracks and everyone on the train when it derails.

      What do you mean that’s the worst possible outcome?

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      • Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply that!
        By saying “at the wrong moment” I was referring to the precise period of time at which pulling the lever could force the trolley to derail.

        Funny: do note that The Trolley Problem usually doesn’t inform us of the presence of passengers in the trolley. If we can make up things on the tracks for fun, a… ghost trolley or self-driving (KEK) trolley with no mortals in it, is another fun-one to imagine!

        Really makes it a trolly problem, for you all of a sudden, huh?

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No no no…the train is on its way to pickup and transport nuclear war heads.

        If you derail the train, we can’t blow up tens of thoussnds of innocent people in Nagasaki!

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  • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    however, doing so will increase the length of the trolly, thereby its traveltime, thereby making a chaos of the schedule and cause a collision which will kill everyone onboard

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Introverts start nail biting…

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  • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    plot twist: The abrupt curves of the track derail the trolley, killing everyone onboard

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Question is it an open air trolley or are all of the windows sealed shut

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