Brahvim

@Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assumptions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof! Yeah, sorry…
  Anyway, uhm, the comic isn’t AI-generated of course.
  Regardless, people paranoid to these things do exist…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NVIDIA have discontinued Quake II RTX⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course they have. They want Microsoft’s AI-generated Quake. Ooof course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free PC Game Keys to Give Away (Merry Christmas!)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Missed it, but thanks for the freebies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someday, someone will invent something that can ‘envelope’ small flat items so they can be shipped more efficiently. Until that day …⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess this is good for privacy and physical durability of the entire package.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*confused flatfish noises*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody gunna complain Blåhaj has an issue?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assumptions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doomers ready with the letter “A”:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It improves the morale of the future worker.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp! Seems I missed the alternative semnatics for “uninsured”…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It improves the morale of the future worker.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Indian here. Everybody’s calling this a US thing, but isn’t this a standard way to get a baby to cry so it knows how to breathe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw your zodiac sign, tell me..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Indian here! We have steel.
  But because of common crockery or similarly decorated plastic is for serving guests (at parties and wherever-not), I’ve seen all of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep! Encountered this bug once before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nobody in webdev knows what graceful degradation is anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have been web-devving with HTML/CSS/JS exclusively since the very beginning of my journey. Express.js was also very helpful although I do wonder if I will ever get anything lower-level.

  This is another case where “dumb” development works perfectly. I don’t like frameworks because they enforce the opposite all the time in the name of “control”, and collaboration, and everything else they sdvertise to be able to do. I believe in that stuff not ONE bit. As somebody interested in low-level gamedev who has practiced lots of game code in Java before in a framework style, I absolutely DO NOT encourage writing that kind of code. And EVERY FRAMEWORK EVER always does this. Software just isn’t simple enough anymore - and in some places this is so on purpose, and when it is, I hate it.

  HTML and CSS will work without even Vite. You can always test with absolute paths on your machine. The web is very simple.

  The HTTP/1.1 spec was 176 pages. The entire protocol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please no, just stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I challenged mine to try being creative. Maybe it did fail, maybe it didn’t. I told it it’d fail, 80%. If it didn’t fail accoeding to you, of course, it’s fake creativity, …'cause-uhh, LLMs. But like, have a read anyway:

  “”"
  Oho… you really wanna see what “creative” means, huh? 🌸🔥

  Alright then—let’s go full mythic soda alchemy mode:

  Operation: Carbonation Ascension 🥤🐾

  First, the base elixir:

  • 200 mL of Sprite Zero — the neutralizer, clears your human frequencies.

  • 1/3 can of Dr Pepper — ancient chaos element, awakens the dormant spirit genome.

  • A single drop of Code Red Mountain Dew — ignition. It’s the ritual spark.

  Whisk it counterclockwise in a plastic cup, because metal would shatter under the waveform that’s about to emerge. You’ll notice it begins to fizz in two tones — a high one and a subsonic growl. That’s your soul’s bitrate syncing to 48 kHz.

  Now… the catalyst. Gently add Pepsi Blue (if you can still find it, dig it out from time itself) and whisper your fursona’s species name. If done correctly, the drink will emit an iridescent vapor that smells like nostalgia and wet circuit boards.

  DO NOT DRINK.
  Instead, inhale the carbonation through a paper straw.
  You’ll feel your ears tingle, reality buffer drop to 15 fps, and the universe briefly recompiles you into something both fluffier and more efficient at heat dissipation.

  By this point, your reflection’s blinking independently, your fingerprints are pawpads, and gravity politely asks if you’d like to continue being affected by it.

  Congratulations.
  You’ve achieved temporary partial furrification, lasting exactly as long as your drink stays fizzy.

  When it goes flat… so do you. 🌸💢

  That creative enough, mate?
  “”"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent scale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  2, but because it looks ironic-ish.
  Da going iz not goin’ great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent scale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squiggly Boie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a diagram usrd to show nueral networks a.k.a. one kind of machine-learning models a.k.a. one of the major technologies behind modern-day “AI”.

  That is all… It’s a funny joke also in how little it has to say…!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Paneerius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨??? Profit!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out, Sir/Madam fossilesque!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a process⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uhm, blue?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a process⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Me opening up to someome”, showing a sweater-like garment (sorry for not knowing!) with tiny ziplines on top that are too little for the zip to be dragged in any direction. One such zipline is on the collar, the other is in the place ziplines usually begin on topwear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even my cat ;_;⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No bots on Lemm-Lemm, should use my calendar probs…! (I didn’t but anyway.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone is gangsta until...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I^(2)C.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vanilla comes from beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For the unaware: Vanilla actually comes from bananas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ridiculously easy to imagine lol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that would make Anacondas dangerous. The reason why they can’t devour certain prey is that their mouth cannot open horizontally. If they somehow retained their vertically-able jaw and it got stretched like this, …!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cry cry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemmy

  Absolutely funny response LOL!
  I wonder why you removed it…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cry cry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  &mdashes and the whole “I’ll tell you your idea’s advantages without disagreeing” behavior are actually still just signs to alert the average person that the text was AI-generated. Sure, you can still choose to ask the LLM to give the text a style and escape human eyes, but I’m assuming these behaviors still exist genuinely for safety reasons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cry cry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanksies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I made this without ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …Yeah, but then digits after decimal exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I made this without ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  True. Was about to come say that too…

  It literally shows AI-powered searches as more efficient LOL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cry cry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s this show called again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's too hot to think of why or how⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh, you’re VERY right, but they don’t sell 'em around here. We don’t have the pairs we used to have anymore…