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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is why cows kill so many people. Its really easy for an animal five or six times your weight to kill you just by interacting the same way it does with its own species.

    That gets worse as the animal gets bigger.

    And cows are basically calm little angels compared to say, hippos.

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    • Bristlecone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Moose 💀

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      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Anyone who’s played Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead will tell you: Moose are NOT to be messed with. Hoo boi.

        In the season, if you see them across the map, pray they haven’t seen you.

        I imagine this models a healthy respect for real moose(s?) too lol.

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      • notsure@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        ...thank you, Rimmer...

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      • Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Goose 🪿

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    • jlow@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you have any data on that? This rando article says otherwise:

      bbc.co.uk/…/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-54268…

      And the examples given seem to mostly involve dogs which makes me kinda lean towards “It’s the human’s fault (cause they did not know how to control their dog(s))”

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      • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean, the other part of “why do so many people die from cows” is along the lines of “They work with cow every day”.

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    • Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cows are only that way because we fucked with their DNA…

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  • HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of the creatures I’m most worried about meeting camping or hiking is a moose. If they had a moose’s temperament they would have been one of the most terrifying things to walk the earth. They would also probably be getting hammered off fermented prehistoric fruit

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    • Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good Dinosaur reference?

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Giant modern herbivores I would willingly pet in the wild. Buffalo: no. Elephant: no. Reindeer: no. Rhino: no. Water buffalo: no. Giraffe: no. Hippo: no.

    Based on modern examples, I’d stay the fuck away.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How do you feel about manatees?

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        100 pounds? Capybaras aren’t anywhere near the size of my other examples. But I’d stay out of the water with a manatee. I don’t think a manatee would care about my existence, but I’d be fine with petting one while I’m on a boat and it’s in the water.

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      • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Capybaras are awesome!

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Petting a manatee is a $10,000 fine. No touch.

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d much rather turn a blind corner and find myself standing right in front of a grizzly mother with her cubs than a hippo or a moose.

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s a band of capibaras living in my city… they already killed 2 people.

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      • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Capybara are dangerous?! Do they kill by biting or what?

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      • communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I need a source for this desparately

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  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Elephants are herbivores too. And you definitely do not fuck with elephants in the wild.

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t kink shame me

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  • u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Remember, the wise phrase of “If not friend, why friend-shaped?” is not only for bears.

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Bear hug” is a wrestling move after all.

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      • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And also why, “little puppy kisses” is not in fact, a wrestling move.

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  • logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen videos of horses and deer eating small animals. I don’t remember which was which but one just picked like a pigeon up off the ground and started chewing.

    Anyways, the point is that the herbivores we know today will often eat meat if it’s an easy meal. There’s no reason to think that a brachiosaurus would be any different.

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    • the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I distinctly remember a horse eating a baby chicken.

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  • Seleni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who started the assumption that herbivores were all sweet harmless cuddle bugs anyhow? Because they had obviously never interacted with a large herbivore before.

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    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Most people aren’t ever really exposed to nature. You can have a cuddly dairy cow, but that’s not universal. Most encounters people have are going to be with animals that are docile and used to human interactions.

      Also it is a little counter intuitive at first. Predators will retreat from a fight of it’s not worth the effort. Prey doesn’t retreat once the fight starts, because it’s literally life or death for them.

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      • Manjushri@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You can have a cuddly dairy cow, but that’s not universal.

        Far from universal. About 20 people die per year in the USA from attacks by cows. They are huge powerful animals that don’t generally don’t give a shit about people (they’re used to them, for the most part) but if they decide you are a threat to them or their calf, you’re fucked.

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    • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People are gored by bison at Yellowstone every year. When I visited a few years ago, the rangers were actively having to tell people to avoid an elk who, with his harem, had decided to hang out in Fort Yellowstone for a couple days. People are dumb, or don’t think “wow that’s a 600+ lb animal the size of a minivan”.

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Both of them attack. It’s just that carnivores treat it as you owe them money.

      And herbivores treat it as they owe you money.

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  • Manjushri@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A lot of herbivores are occasional opportunistic carnivores. I bet that thing’s molars would make quick work of a human’s bones.

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  • notsure@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ...that they survived into the fossil records is proof enough, stupid people think that anything that survived long enough to be in the fossil record was nice, uhh, i have a rust-colored bridge in San Fancisco for you...cheap...

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    • notsure@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ...ffs, we only just discovered a new species that had been in the stomach juices of another big lizard...

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  • switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Herbivores will wreck your life if you mess with them. Remember that twit hunter who approached a deer and paid for it? Or all those other twits who need to be reminded bison in Yellowstone are NOT friendly just because they’re fluffy?

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  • fascicle@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My dog kills things for sport, she sees and she stomps, her brother is a big baby and just cries whenever she is doing something she shouldn’t. You can’t trust behavior so generally

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  • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Edvard Munch inspired parts of this cartoon, and I like it.

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  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was there.

    65000000 years ago.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They might have been dolphins of the time.

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  • ieGod@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s going on in panel 4 with the extra limbs?

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    • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      compressing two frames of animation in one, arms out wide then down to stomp

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      • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        arms out wide then down to stomp

        Shaka, when the walls fell!

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    • Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Doomers ready with the letter “A”:

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I thought you meant “Akshually”…

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      • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It would be kinda funny to make A.I look like bad drawings to make them seem more real.

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stomping with the hind leg

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    c/noncrediblearchaeology

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  • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hippos are absolutely vicious but most people assume they’re fat and gentle herbivores.

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m going to keep assuming they were nice and there’s nothing you can do about it

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    #notallbrachiosaurus

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  • bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This made me think of the episode Plague of Madness from Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal.

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