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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So if Lemmy is not named after Lemmy, then what is Lemmy named after?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What are all these stains?

  Blood, urine, or semen.

  Oh god, I hope it’s urine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eat more fibre or something⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Magnesium is the way. You can thank me later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎄. (Turn on sound.)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did I watch that so many times?

  I was mesmerized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bill Hicks Recorded live at the Dominion Theatre, London, 1992:

  By the way, if anyone here’s in advertising or marketing… kill yourself. [audience approval] Thank you. Just a little thought… Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are [in advertising/marketing], do [kill yourself — laughter] … There’s no rationalisation for what you do and you’re Satan’s little helpers, OK? Kill yourself, seriously. You’re the ruiner of all things good, seriously… No, this is not a joke. You’re going: “there’s gonna to be a joke coming”. There’s no fucking joke coming. You are Satan’s spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It’s the only way to save your soul. Kill yourself. [applause, laughter] … I know all the marketing people are going, “he’s doing a joke”… There’s no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend. I don’t care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking machinations.

  I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, “Oh, you know what Bill’s doing, he’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good market, he’s very smart.” [laughter] Oh man, I’m not doing that, you fucking evil scumbags. “Ooh, you know what Bill’s doing now, he’s going for the righteous indignation dollar. That’s a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We’ve done research. Huge market. He’s doing a good thing.” Goddammit, I’m not doing that, you scumbags. Quit putting a goddamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet! “Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market. Bill’s very bright to do that.” God, I’m just caught in a fucking web. “Ooh, the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market. Look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar…” God, how do you live like that? I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don’t you? “What did you do tonight honey?” “Oh, we made ah, we made ah, arsenic ah, childhood food now, goodnight.” [lies down and snores] “Yeah, we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know?” [snores] “Yeah, it’ll… you know the mums will love it.” [snores] [stands up] Sleep like fucking children, don’t you? This is your world isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  68 must be all about the boobs. That’s what the calculator tells me.

  58008 80085

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a question of where he grips it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the lightning bug table?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the Lord's problem now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit global rank is going down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I clung to Reddit for too long even though it sucked because it was awesome years ago and it was a habit.

  One I joined here I started laughing again. Lemmy is so fun and funny. Reddit is just full of bots that don’t know what humor is and petty people who forgot how to laugh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In with you and I’m still alive. Food is too expensive to throw out.

  There are worst ways to die than keeling over after eating. I’ll take it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like Skyrim, and porcupines⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You had me at Ulfberth War-Bear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've done it, boys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see the triangles. Is it because I have trials too? Now I’m paranoid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've done it, boys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like the tiny little uptick in the red line at the end is just a lie to try to give us a smidge of hope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assumptions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This made me think of the episode Plague of Madness from Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grampa when NYC elects a socialist mayor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this Image from the old film called SSSSSSSS ? That movie freaked me out. It’s about an old guy doing illegal research on snakes out of his home lab and he convinces this naive young guy to participate in his experiments. You can guess it doesn’t go well. And you can also guess what he does to anyone that crosses him. The young guy was played by Dirk Benedict who later played Face on The A-Team tv show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you scared?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t even his final form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Highly reccomend!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now do two weeks worth!