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Oh, I think this is a post of a home-shitter ( someone who only shits at home, not at someone else’s home, not in public toilets and definitively not in nature ) who tries to go on a multi-day hike. Rather a than getting over his mental block, he tries to prep his body to not shit for 3 days.
Poor soul.
have had IBS my whole life. hearing people say this is like hearing people say they only breathe at home. they just. hold their breath. until they get back.
i’m at the complete opposite end of the brown spectrum. i poop on average once a week, at most twice a week, thrice if i ate something bad. i have a fecalysis scheduled for today and so far it’s been 3 hours of me unsuccesfully forcing my bowels to move lol
Or someone engaging in three days of hardcore anal.
uh then thats the wrong plan for sure, for that its more about eating the right things at the right times, if done right that can make like 8h of each day usable without going hungry
“You’re full of shit, buddy.”
“Yes, but that’s not relevant to the discussion.”
Is it really a shitpost if it’s about not shitting?
Its a shitty shit-post. No. That wouldn’t work, because its not a post on the quality of the shit post. A shit-shit post? A shit^2^ post?
How is the instance of that community located on web.archive.org?
Anyway, the answer the OOP was looking for is sugar.
I remember it
I still wanna know the reason…
Pooping on toilet that wasn’t my own was a huuuuuuuuuuge problem until I ended up in the military… the first two weeks sucked but then you kinda just surrender and let the poooop flow. Nowadays it’s more of a convenience to poop on my own porslin throne.
I guess most people have that experience in kindergarten lol you never pooped in school ever??
I think someone speculated that it aligned with a religious pilgrimage trip that had a lot of similarities.
But why do they only need to hold it for 3 days, not the whole 5?
Hajj? That was my guess too. The timing lines up
this was around the time when one of Pootins general marched from the front against him.
Some say they’re still not pooping to this very day…
Someone ordered a Cleveland Steamer.
Yeah idk i feel like not eating and drinking a juice once every few hours is the obvious answer but idk shit about nutrition tbh
just don’t eat for one day before and during?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Are fursuits a pain in the ass to get out of or something?
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 8 hours ago
Some of them have ass flaps.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Which are exclusively for the convenience of using a restroom when necessary and absolutely no other reason. None.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 56 minutes ago
is that for easier outsies or insies ?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
yeah but then there won’t be appropriate structural support for a dragon with a fat ass to have a tail you can swing around like a feather boa for 27 years they been doing it now.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
yes