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• ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Worked at a gas station. On my first day my supervisor gave me a folder with screenshots from the CCTV and told me to check it, before I give someone the key to the restroom. It was some kind of a black list with images of people who made such a mess that they checked the cams to see who it was and ban them eternally.

  Once had to tell someone that they’re not allowed to use the restroom due to previous incidents. Felt like I dodged a very disgusting bullet…

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Frank and Artemis?

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• Chiarottide@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They will soon find out that without a restroom the experiences will be even worse

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “taking the toilet won’t stop people from going to the bathroom”

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  • TheGoldenV@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have altered the deal…

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    • BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pray I don’t alter it further.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hi :3 I think the term as used in the poster more accurately means “no non-customer restroom”

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Whatever happened, i know it involved shit, urine, blood, cum, vomit, abortion residue and used needles (worked in retail)

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I worked in a late night pizzeria that served the post-bar crowd. The amount of shit-filled undies (men’s and women’s) we’d find throw in the corner was unreal. So remember that folks, there’s a reasonable chance whoever you’re flirting with at 130am isn’t wearing undies because they’ve already shat themselves.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought the diarrhea didn’t come until the hangover

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• legolasfanboy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m sorry. I’ve never learned how to use the toilet. I’m trying to teach myself.

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• endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  While i know this is just a shitpost, i cant help but remember, in nearly all english speaking countries and excluding the few countries with no regulations, businesses must offer customers a restroom if they have a dining area… The reason is hygenic as much as biologically imperative…

  There is no rules that state they cant /charge/ for restroom access however (EG: they have to buy food, meaning there is a method of tracking who went in by timestamp). Most businesses could avoid this with putting smart entry locks on the door, that scan a barcode on the reciept and every hour, having a shift manager check and log the state of the restroom to manage the cleanliness.

  but thats money most businesses dont want to spend away from the primary income source. smh… its almost like “preventive” anything is a scare word to business owners.

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• AffineConnection@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I need to know more.

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• HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fair.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Needs a poop emoji sticker…

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