Chiarottide

@Chiarottide@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting way to deal with people who have had enough⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s more international that I thought

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting way to deal with people who have had enough⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Behold the DISCO DI PISCIO

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting way to deal with people who have had enough⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Italian here. You were right not to mess with your roommate. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate’s door while they sleep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Slavic engineering gone too far?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought so too but then I noticed that the 4 burners have 5 knobs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stable build go brr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Full release male when a GOTY edition male comes in:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So… Did you wish to have a huge cock or to ride a huge cock?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a cis man, I sometimes pee sitting down but only at home, never in a public bathroom. I go as far as lifting the toilet seat with my foot. The less contact the better. Maybe if I touched the bowl with my dick it would fall off, not taking any chances

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're good, thanks.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obligatory Opabinia appreciation video

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you tried going outside though⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think people say it because it helps if you’re “having a bad week” or whatever, and it certainly doesn’t hurt, but yeah, if it’s something more serious or it lasts longer, people should be looking for professionals while still practicing self care. Same thing we do with all other illnesses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explains it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many times do I have to tell you? Those are not extraterrestrials! I know you have problems with object permanence, but isn’t it too much of a coincidence that those aliens arrived at the same time your dogs disappeared, RIGHT AFTER you gave them those E.T. costumes? You’ve been feeding your dogs paper money for a week now! The money you got in your bank account is not “space interest”, it’s your disability check!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A test on how online you are⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s on you. I’d rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait a minute, I’ll go check

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Embrace this Truth and enjoy life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It clicked for me when I heard it’s a non-random selection of random mutations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Journey⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Pray for me, as I take the long and arduous journey to read this” Yeah sounds about right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sea Creature Party⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poggers⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't wait⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cats are in danger too, but don’t worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marie Curie, such a drama queen⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be taking questions.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Another proof that children do have ingrained morals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day one and done⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Laughs in Italian, where 50 euros would buy you 7 delivery pizzas. I feel really sorry for you people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inconvenience is the mother of all alcoholism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, you see, it means pooing in a drink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's called "social jet lag". Yes I know about sleep hygiene.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I get why people are downvoting but I agree with your point. You don’t need to be part of a community or fall in a specific identity term to be valid. Just be you. You are valid as you are, no matter if your identity has been given a name or not. All identity terms are made up anyways, it’s just our dumb brain’s way of simplifying and denaturating complex stuff in a way it can understand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proof is in the pudding⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'bout time for some new robes I think⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We all need something to ponder sometimes