Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Somewhat boringly, the archaeologists posit that the bones may have been associated with cult practices.
Sometimes I wonder what archaeologists a few millennia down the line will think about small polymer statuettes of human females with disproportionately large breasts, but without discernible genitalia…
To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.
It’s a good one, but it is missing the fertility ritual angle.
This is gold :D
Cult and religious are archaeologist-speak for we don’t see a practical purpose and have no idea. I’m going to hold on to “they buried the god-tier sheep bone gamer girl with her wins.” Come to think of it, god-tier equals cult figure, maybe you can pray to her for wins
LOL at first i thought you were talking about weeb anime figurines, then remembered barbie and ken are things
Looking through an archeological lens, sheep bone games and cult practices probably look the same. Imagine thousands of years from now, they’ll probably see like football fans as a cult.
Thousands of years from now?
If those PVC figures also loose their paint, then they will think they weren’t painted in the first place. A new style of statues will emerge by the name of “neo-millenialism”, who will make gray-colored anime figurines without understanding anything about anime at all.
Then a linguist finds a bunch of image files and documentation on how to read them, and reproduces them. the images will be photographs of these anime figurines. The followers of the neo-millleniallism (calling themselves gatekeepers) accuse the linguist of fabricating such images and making up such stories like their fertility goddess being actually called Super Sonico, and in true 4chan church fashion, they block a pool from access until the linguist will admit their scam. The gatekeepers instead being laughed off, with the worst of them being fined.
There’s a running gag in archaeology that variations on “ritual purposes” actually means “I have no idea what this was for”.
That said, there has historically been a connection between certain divination practices and games of chance, so this could easily be both.
“D’at’s hawt.”
Gaming is often hard to distinguish from cult behavior.
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And she earned it
She who dies with the most bones, wins.
Bruh, how am I supposed to get burried with my Victoria 2 communist speed run
Wait is that why dice are called bones?
Yes, if you rattle these they sound like dice too (not a joke).
pro gamer move
They’re archaeologists you fuck mook, poking around in the grave of a 5000 year old Kazakh teen girl in with 180 sheep ankle bones it is their entire fucking business. No one’s saying shit about your bronze-plated pizza tent collection.
Bronze Age, but Diamond League.
Cool but not really meme is it?
Let’s say ist a postmodern interpretation of the meme idea.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Putting the entire story in a tag is the most tumblr thing ever
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
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