Thordros
@Thordros@hexbear.net
- Comment on 1 week ago:
They should announce that it’s a place for bros to put their MentHOLE DUDE Wipes^[I regretfully inform you that these are real products.] from their DUDE Wiper 1000: Gunmetal Black Edition, since all guys know that “flushable” wipes can cause major plumbing problems, brah. Now it’s a can just for the homies. Problem solved.
- Comment on Thor 2 weeks ago:
What?
- Comment on Palestine Action Activists to Be Sentenced As Terrorists in Move Kept Secret From Jury and Public 2 weeks ago:
Yes, most were probably actual terrorists
- Comment on Spicy Air ☢️ 3 weeks ago:
This would have been a great meme 50 years ago^[Side-note: a Spongebob meme would have really fucked people up in 1976.]. We already knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that climate change was caused by human fossil fuel consumption. At the time, a hard pivot to nuclear power would have been a great way to kick the can down the road for a few decades until we figured out a better idea.
Well, it’s a few decades later now. We came up with a lot of better ideas since then. Solar, wind, and geothermal are ascendant. And they don’t have nearly as many downsides as nuclear and hydro.
- Comment on did the artemis II mission conclusively prove that the moon is made of cheese? 1 month ago:
That’s kind of the point, though: AI is just very expensive autocorrect that will tell you what you tell it to tell you.
- Comment on Migration minister fails UK citizenship test question 2 months ago:
83%. I’ve never set foot in the country in my life.
- Comment on I say kill 'em all. 3 months ago:
lenin-shining eucalyptus is what we use here on Hexbear with our spooky tankie buddies at db0.
- Comment on Bacon off the menu for Peppa Pig family show in Grimsby 3 months ago:
innocence “Papa, why are we eating Peppa’s family?”
frothingfash «I knew it! My toddler is a Judeo-Bolshevik-Musliamic!!»
- Comment on It's barely a science. 3 months ago:
Bro, hear me out, what if I buy some of your company, bro, and you buy some of my company, and then we, like, keep buying and selling slices of our own companies back and forth to each other?
Bro we’re gonna generate so much economy from this. We’re gonna generate trillions in value, bro, just trading back and forth.
… wait… product? What product?
- Comment on Too goddamn cold for this shit. 4 months ago:
Birds are comrades. comrade-birdie
- Comment on Insulin 5 months ago:
luigi-dance wahoo
- Comment on good architecture 6 months ago:
Paging Stamets to the discussion.
- Comment on TEETH 6 months ago:
You put that image back or so help me
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 7 months ago:
I’m pretty sure that roof is corrugated, not correlated.
- Comment on LOOK AT THIS NERD 8 months ago:
ha ha get a load of this dorkus with no pants!
- Comment on 2 OP 8 months ago:
Oooooh, great answer, but you didn’t say “Um, Actually” so I cannot award you the point. berdly-actually
- Comment on 2 OP 8 months ago:
Breath of the Wild lied to me about durians.
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 8 months ago:
Oh my god, I knew it! He’s crackred the code!!
- Comment on I should call her. 9 months ago:
- Comment on Resources 10 months ago:
- Comment on cookie combs 10 months ago:
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 10 months ago:
I believe the correct terminology is denominator mathematician.
- Comment on Currently side-by-side on the BBC News homepage. 10 months ago:
In video game design this would be called “emergent storytelling”.
As big brain savant auteur genius Todd Howard says, environmental storytelling is when there’s skeletons in toilets. The more skeletons in toilets there are, the deeper your lore is.
- Comment on *tap tap tap* 11 months ago:
Ladies. pingu-horny
- Comment on Neutronium would like a word. 1 year ago:
It’s true. One kilogram of dark matter weighs as much as ten thousand kilograms of feathers.
- Comment on IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE 1 year ago:
They’ve had to update their language to reflect modern times, since (((Judeo-Bolshevik))) doesn’t quite fly under the radar anymore.
- Comment on glutezz 1 year ago:
Fan reaction when Marvel Rivals releases a new character.
- Comment on Battle like MEN 1 year ago:
I’m ready to fight! LET’S GO! COME AT ME, BROS!
- Comment on one heckin' huge fish 1 year ago:
I read here that you just need to selectively activate your genes.
- Comment on one heckin' huge fish 1 year ago:
