Purrfect Diagram

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!

  In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That would be catastrophic.

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      cat ass trophy?

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    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have a feline we would be fine.

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.

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    • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.

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    • WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And a cat could only survive it 8 times.

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• AlmightyDoorman@kbin.earth ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would argue, that the reason why the cat choose this spot is partially because it is the deepest spot, eliminating the uncomfortable slope it would have if it sat 1 meter to the right. Thus there is a causation, the roof shape causes the cat to sit at this spot.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The causation could also be that the cat jumped from below and therefore the lowest point is the easiest to reach

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  • m532@lemmygrad.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or the cat is liquid and fluided towards at the lowest point

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ohohoho is funny because it’s impossible for the cat to be so heavy that it would cause structural damage ohohoho

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• StellarExtract@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OR IS IT??

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  • Tlf@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Queue the music

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• YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That cat’s still responsible for this some how.

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Garfield needs to go on another diet

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• FelixMortane@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like the caption for this of “How to spot the poly morphed dragon”

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• Thordros@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure that roof is corrugated, not correlated.

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• 667@lemmy.radio ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a Neutron Cat.

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• SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He might not have caused it, but he sure is claiming to have.

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• Deconceptualist@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was previously a boulder in that spot, but the cat pushed it off the ledge.

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• booty@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  False, that fatass fuckin cat definitely caused that dent

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• cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s definitely a dragon in disguise. Looks like a cat to mortal eyes, but weights a helluva lot more.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bullshit, cats can increase their mass at will

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  • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I agree, my source? Every time I try to lift a cat off of my lap or off of a surface they’re not supposed to be on.

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can I have a few more pixels with that?

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dense Cat will destroy us all!

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