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Battle like MEN

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wanna suggest to use this in human wars. State leaders have to battle it out like this.

    Immediate end to all wars, no doubt.

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    • BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You doubt the power of my kisses?!

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    • Phineaz@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wars break out all over the world Trust us smooch , we are doing this smooch for our country!

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      • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        CNN viewership skyrockets.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m starting twice as many wars to see if I get to lock lips with Margaret Thatcher

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, about that one…

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    • JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Either there’d be no more wars, or dentures would start to look very interesting.

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  • Cris_Color@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who wants to fight!? 😡

    (👉👈)

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      First one to loosen, looses?

      I’ll compete on the condition there’s a drug test before hand.

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      • Cris_Color@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        😳

        So like… Psych meds and hormones don’t count right…?

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They tried it in the past

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    but normally they only dare to deal with defenseless babies

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_fraternal_kiss

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      • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I know

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its not gay if its for fighting right?.. right?

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right. Let’s have a sword fight. 😉

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right, but in between each round you need to say “no homo.”

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  • Thordros@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m ready to fight! LET’S GO! COME AT ME, BROS!

    powercry-1

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  • Truffle@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is what comes to mind whenever someone uses that “Iron sharpens iron” line.

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  • Infamousblt@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dudes rock

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “We’re just innocent men”

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  • madthumbs@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re a type of Gourami, and I believe they’re all aggressive. -Hence why people use plants and shelters to give other fish hiding spots.

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    • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, that’s a bruxish

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