Cris_Color
@Cris_Color@lemmy.world
Hello, my name is Cris. :)
- Comment on Never have I ever pressed right arrow on a YouTube video, expecting the volume to go slightly up 12 hours ago:
ReVanced has been pretty good in my experience, should that help :)
- Comment on Never have I ever pressed right arrow on a YouTube video, expecting the volume to go slightly up 19 hours ago:
I assume they’re talking about desktop, is newpipe available for desktop
- Comment on Anon tries to learn Japanese 21 hours ago:
:(
- Comment on LinkedIn job search sucks. Also, 30 minutes a MONTH?! 3 days ago:
There ought to be a “the listing is incorrect”
- Comment on Anon remembers kindergarten 1 week ago:
:(((((
- Comment on Battle like MEN 4 weeks ago:
😳
So like… Psych meds and hormones don’t count right…?
- Comment on Battle like MEN 4 weeks ago:
Who wants to fight!? 😡
(👉👈)
- Comment on ‘We Can Bury Anyone’: Inside a Hollywood Smear Machine 4 weeks ago:
She claimed Mr. Baldoni had improvised unwanted kissing and discussed his sex life, including encounters in which he said he may not have received consent. Mr. Heath had shown her a video of his wife naked, she said, and he had watched Ms. Lively in her trailer when she was topless and having body makeup removed, despite her asking him to look away. She said that both men repeatedly entered her makeup trailer uninvited while she was undressed, including when she was breastfeeding.
Ms. Abel relayed his frustration to Ms. Nathan: “I think you guys need to be tough and show the strength of what you guys can do in these scenarios. He wants to feel like she can be buried.”
“Of course- but you know when we send over documents we can’t send over the work we will or could do because that could get us in a lot of trouble,” Ms. Nathan responded, adding, “We can’t write we will destroy her.”
Moments later, she said, “Imagine if a document saying all the things that he wants ends up in the wrong hands.”
“You know we can bury anyone,” she wrote.
Grotesque, and chilling.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 narrative director hints at dialling back the toilet humour – WGB 5 weeks ago:
I’d heard the story was kind of a letdown (I don’t have hardware I can play 3 on, so I haven’t gotten to it yet) so I’m really just hoping the story gets the focus and effort it needs; 1 & 2 had really excellent writing and story design and it feels like a huge loss for the series if they can’t find that again
- Comment on The season of giving 5 weeks ago:
To me I think if I set aside the square slices, it looks like tasty pizza, I think I’ve just only ever had square pizza that kinda sucked
(I know there are kinds of square pizza that are delicious, I just associate it with shitty school lunch pizza from when I was a kid)
- Comment on Whatsapp just developed a new murder weapon 5 weeks ago:
Language is versatile, as long as people understand which you mean, feel free to use it in whatever way works for you 🤷♂️
- Comment on they work as described 5 weeks ago:
Its giving me this vibe
- Comment on this town has been well known for a long time 5 weeks ago:
ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on That's right! 1 month ago:
Get a boyfriend instead. Problem solved. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Took me by surprise 1 month ago:
Can we maybe skip calling people “females”…? 😅
If you meant people who are biologically female since trans women would be more likely to understand male anatomy jokes, “female folks” or “afab folks” would probably feel a bit less like they’re being reduced to their sexual organs, and are being seen more as people, which folks always appreciate :)
- Comment on shoe 1 month ago:
Lmao, a work of art. If anyone wants to tell me the context for this gif I’d be super curious to hear it. It looks like some reality show like survivor…
- Comment on shoe 1 month ago:
ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on shoe 1 month ago:
Thats a really good image 😂
- Comment on We're into the winter months, so here's a public service announcement: 1 month ago:
Its okay bud, well get you warmed right up I got the fire going, want a hug? We have hot chocolate?
- Comment on Are you receiving? 1 month ago:
Yeah, I had sort of assumed 😅. I appreciate the editor blessing us with more snoot
- Comment on Are you receiving? 1 month ago:
Why he’s 75% snoot!
- Comment on Fact 😔💁 1 month ago:
Is this even a shitpost? 😅
- Comment on Sir David Leafenborough 1 month ago:
Awwww
I do wish we could afford a few more pixels though. This is a paltry sum.
- Comment on "The **Most open** Operating System" 1 month ago:
What is this from?
- Comment on You did it. You broken the conditioning. 1 month ago:
Thats my exact comment from when I saw things on reddit a while back 😅 I also thought it looked exactly like a plunger
- Comment on it's raining hot death in Minnesota 2 months ago:
Interesting, thanks!
- Comment on it's raining hot death in Minnesota 2 months ago:
What weather app is that?
- Comment on Gridfinity creator gives his thoughts on Reddit, post-shitpost 2 months ago:
I fucking adore Zach Freedman! Happy to see him getting some love 😊
- Comment on nighttime pollinator gang rise up 2 months ago:
Its worth knowing that lamps are bad for moths, they think nighttime light sources are the moon which they use for navigation, and so they get confused and lost
If you wanna help moths, combatting light pollution so they can enjoy the moon is the best thing we can do for them :)
- Comment on @iLLSam is immediately my new favorite comic artist 2 months ago:
For me, it’s just that something about the delivery and setup feel like they communicate I’m about to experience a very different kind of joke, and so the non-sequitur “I’m piss” catches me completely off guard in a way that makes me cackle
I think humor that depends on seting up and then subverting expectations with something dumb or nonsensical is often very hit or miss. But that sense of humor is increasingly popular, especially among gen z
