An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Every guy orders half the amount of beer as the guy before him. The bartender, fed up, says just order two beers!
Our dancers have infinite curves
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 10 months ago
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
One surface, one edge, one gender
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Different numbers of holes though, gotta take homeomorphism into account.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t think women have a different number holes topographically speaking.
The topologist can’t tell his coffee cup from his doughnut.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Are you just gonna sit there like an undergrad and clumsily perform a naive mapping of my topological space, or are you gonna use your brain a bit and exhaustively define a continuous homeomorphic equation to radically transform me into whatever shape you want?
If you can make the key, you can unlock me, and then I can map to whatever you want me to be >:D
StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Damn, that’s poetry
Flyberius@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Sorry babe but I can even remember how to do quadratic equations anymore
ada@friend.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Or just one?FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
or rather, a half a one.
Cris_Color@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You have posted so many of my favourite memes on Lemmy. Absolutely top tier shitposting 😭
whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 10 months ago
I had to look through their profile after you said that and GOD DAMN, they posted the ones I found most memorable!
We don’t deserve you!
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 10 months ago
[off topic]
"The Whore Of Mensa" A private eye goes up against a escort service that provides lonely men with intellectual conversations.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1974/12/16/the-whore-of-mensa
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
By Woody Allen?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Paywall
TomMasz@piefed.social 10 months ago
Full-frontal or for full-dorsal nudity but never both.
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 10 months ago
They don’t use protection, they push straight to production
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Our dancers have infinite curves” - clearly hyperbole.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I call BS unless their dancers demonstrate that they can at least pass a high school algebra test.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Believe it or not, mathematics majors who didn’t put “engineer” on their resume. :(
(This is not meant to insult anybody, aside from whomever is responsible for this “degree market value” idea.)
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Real nude mathbabes! T^2
Gustephan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
de-kleined
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
in-kleined
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Such a missed opportunity.
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