An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Every guy orders half the amount of beer as the guy before him. The bartender, fed up, says just order two beers!
Our dancers have infinite curves
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
One surface, one edge, one gender
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Different numbers of holes though, gotta take homeomorphism into account.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t think women have a different number holes topographically speaking.
The topologist can’t tell his coffee cup from his doughnut.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Are you just gonna sit there like an undergrad and clumsily perform a naive mapping of my topological space, or are you gonna use your brain a bit and exhaustively define a continuous homeomorphic equation to radically transform me into whatever shape you want?
If you can make the key, you can unlock me, and then I can map to whatever you want me to be >:D
StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Damn, that’s poetry
Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 weeks ago
Sorry babe but I can even remember how to do quadratic equations anymore
ada@friend.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Or just one?FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
or rather, a half a one.
Cris_Color@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You have posted so many of my favourite memes on Lemmy. Absolutely top tier shitposting 😭
whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I had to look through their profile after you said that and GOD DAMN, they posted the ones I found most memorable!
We don’t deserve you!
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
[off topic]
"The Whore Of Mensa" A private eye goes up against a escort service that provides lonely men with intellectual conversations.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1974/12/16/the-whore-of-mensa
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
By Woody Allen?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Paywall
TomMasz@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Full-frontal or for full-dorsal nudity but never both.
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
They don’t use protection, they push straight to production
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Our dancers have infinite curves” - clearly hyperbole.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I call BS unless their dancers demonstrate that they can at least pass a high school algebra test.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Believe it or not, mathematics majors who didn’t put “engineer” on their resume. :(
(This is not meant to insult anybody, aside from whomever is responsible for this “degree market value” idea.)
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Real nude mathbabes! T^2
Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
de-kleined
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
in-kleined
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Such a missed opportunity.
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