TomMasz

@TomMasz@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real life Final Destination moment⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pro choice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought I understood sets until I saw a show on PBS where a guy showed how there were different infinities using them and I realized I knew nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Played him like a fine violin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not cut!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing wrong with this is the inevitable sibling conflict over who got the biggest piece.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a member there, and it was ugly. He just couldn’t imagine anyone not sharing his opinion of himself as a genius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guide - How to buy DDR5 in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hijacking a Best Buy truck seems like it would be faster if you’re willing to overlook the illegality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] A good cameraman says more than a thousand words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Her expression is all “I’d rather be having a root canal than be answering questions.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(TW) Phishing mail in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A rage click response to rage bait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(TW) Phishing mail in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is pretty good. The spelling and grammar are fine, and to be honest, the concept is sadly believable given how corporations have bowed down to Trump and MAGA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you there, God?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s too busy making placekickers miss extra points right now, try again later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of elderly folks who are still living independently go to a podiatrist for nail trims since they lack the flexibility to do it themselves. This does happen in nursing homes, just not as often, especially if the person isn’t capable of requesting it themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what you see with elderly people in nursing homes. Something I wish I didn’t know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can save a lot of time and effort by just reading the description. If you still decide to make it, you’re on your own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT could prioritize sponsored content as part of ad strategy — sponsored content could allegedly be given preferential treatment in LLM’s responses, OpenAI to use chat data to deliver highly personalized results⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We really need yet another advertising vector. Not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If this existed when I was in high school I could have gone to Senior Prom. But it didn’t and I didn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I GOT THAT VIRUS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds legit.
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  Just kidding, it’s a scam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speedy Delivery⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought he could have been the next Carl Sagan, but instead, he’s that guy you never invite to parties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet ancestry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re mostly mongrels in the US, even those with roots in Europe. I always thought I was 100% Polish, but discovered in the early 2000s that I had a German (possibly Prussian) great-grandmother on my father’s side. My wife is likely fully German, so our kids are more than half German but have a Polish last name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm definitely giggling⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is this so funny?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He'll peck your eyes out, for goodness sake⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s likely more than one dinosaur resembled this guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Should All Just Own It, FFS.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He would say that, no question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diabolical⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ingenious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think there's an imposter amongus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But are you Ruth Gotianough?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upstate NY creativity.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Road salt has no mercy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can only assume they posted this before they died.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it is legal to keep a kangaroo as a pet in oklahoma⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are there all these kangaroos in Oklahoma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fEEt⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think skin temperature is their biggest issue at the moment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a little peek⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The look of confidence on his face is certainly something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So much corn, so little time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s absolutely no rule that says Corn Man’s body has to be vertical, so it isn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just learned 37% of Americans fear vaccinating their dog will cause the dog to develop autism. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why stop at having your children die of preventable diseases when you can also have your pets die from preventable diseases?