TomMasz

@TomMasz@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All fight no flight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In a Buzz Lightyear kind of fashion. Most of the time, that’s good enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Bill has seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, Jan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send HOAs To the Stone Age⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  NIMBY intensifies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top of the world, ma⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanna bet she did CrossFit to prepare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I get it, but it reads like Trump talking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is g s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no aneurysm like badly translated Chinese aneurysm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m curious as to where children can reachit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No low ballers, I know what I have⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can smell this photo. It is not pleasant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at the ingredients, there’s nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  True shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like pugs are low-hanging fruit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this implying pugs are some kind of hideous monstrosity that spits in the face of god? When it’s our fault they’re like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PS5 has no games! smh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard Hitachi makes a controller that does that, you might want to check it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grinch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Employee: We don’t see color here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pro choice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought I understood sets until I saw a show on PBS where a guy showed how there were different infinities using them and I realized I knew nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Played him like a fine violin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not cut!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing wrong with this is the inevitable sibling conflict over who got the biggest piece.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a member there, and it was ugly. He just couldn’t imagine anyone not sharing his opinion of himself as a genius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guide - How to buy DDR5 in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hijacking a Best Buy truck seems like it would be faster if you’re willing to overlook the illegality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] A good cameraman says more than a thousand words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Her expression is all “I’d rather be having a root canal than be answering questions.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(TW) Phishing mail in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A rage click response to rage bait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(TW) Phishing mail in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is pretty good. The spelling and grammar are fine, and to be honest, the concept is sadly believable given how corporations have bowed down to Trump and MAGA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you there, God?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s too busy making placekickers miss extra points right now, try again later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of elderly folks who are still living independently go to a podiatrist for nail trims since they lack the flexibility to do it themselves. This does happen in nursing homes, just not as often, especially if the person isn’t capable of requesting it themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what you see with elderly people in nursing homes. Something I wish I didn’t know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can save a lot of time and effort by just reading the description. If you still decide to make it, you’re on your own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT could prioritize sponsored content as part of ad strategy — sponsored content could allegedly be given preferential treatment in LLM’s responses, OpenAI to use chat data to deliver highly personalized results⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We really need yet another advertising vector. Not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If this existed when I was in high school I could have gone to Senior Prom. But it didn’t and I didn’t.