TomMasz

@TomMasz@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much brainrot can you handle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Move over, Cybermen, Tiremen are the new Dr. Who villains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not wrong. But also wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone brings up leatherman multi tools, this is the real edc shit.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would give my life for Santiago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaysadilla⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mom really love NBC Good News tonight. How come there isn't a show where they report on the good news of the day instead of all the bad crap all the time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The purpose of the news isn’t to make you feel good, it’s to inform you of what’s happening outside your front door. But there’s neither time nor space to tell you everything, so some editorial work is required to distill it down to something you can reasonably absorb. Every news source has a different policy around how that is done, obviously. Good news has its audience, but it’s smaller than the one for other kinds of news. And since news costs money to gather, news outlets rely on advertising as a primary source of income. A bigger audience brings in more advertisers and more money, ergo, bad news is the way to go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me touching my big pair of nuts.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was everything I hoped it would be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never thought about this before, but it’s true in my experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevermind the drink I'm holding⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It has a mane, ergo it’s a horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only good weaponization of science.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost in translation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you had met the chicken, there’s no way to be sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McBludda Please 😫⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s that guy from the museum!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A heart-warming story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What gave it away?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A heart-warming story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The average American definitely needs some fiber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Acciracy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Darwin was a real one.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m detecting a theme here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice horsie! 🐎⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse-shaped, but definitely not a horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discrimination⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do tweakers get hungry? Or do they just annoy the staff?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans forget that France was basically our only European ally for a very long time, while we fought the British twice. Memories of what happened in WWII, though, remain strong and color American perception. It’s mostly harmless joking based on stereotypes. The French are far more likely to go their own way compared to the British, including in areas of culture, and that annoys some people. Hence, the “freedom fries” kerfuffle during the 2003 Iraq war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the Southern expression “Bless your heart.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, they can request 1.21GW, but the answer’s always “no”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All fight no flight⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In a Buzz Lightyear kind of fashion. Most of the time, that’s good enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bill has seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, Jan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send HOAs To the Stone Age⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NIMBY intensifies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top of the world, ma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanna bet she did CrossFit to prepare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I get it, but it reads like Trump talking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is g s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no aneurysm like badly translated Chinese aneurysm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m curious as to where children can reachit.