TomMasz
@TomMasz@piefed.social
- Comment on Must be what's on my mom's old van. Impossible to stop once it's moving. 1 day ago:
Are you saying there’s no stopping your brakes?
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 2 days ago:
Elvis - Hound Dog
- Comment on Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport. 5 days ago:
They do exist in the wild.
- Comment on Finally 1 week ago:
So… is he missing or not?
- Comment on The last dips of summer 2 weeks ago:
They Knew
- Comment on A good way to spend a Monday evening 2 weeks ago:
I truly laughed out loud at this one. Thanks!
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 3 weeks ago:
That hat alone would merit a paddlin’.
- Comment on Disgusted 3 weeks ago:
Like infinity, there are different “everything"s.
- Comment on It has a cold 3 weeks ago:
Stob or I’ll chooo!
- Comment on Forever relics 3 weeks ago:
All you have to do is remember where you put the box of miscellaneous Allen wrenches, and then go through them in hopes of finding the right one.
- Comment on We're All Gonna Die :) 4 weeks ago:
At my age, it’s lead _and _ microplastics. It’s a miracle I’m as healthy as I am.
- Comment on What Are These Things Called Again? 4 weeks ago:
I can certainly trust that those are indeed long yellow things.
- Comment on Get that liquid! 4 weeks ago:
I remember being at a party where the host had a bar in the basement. On the bar was a jar of Vienna Saugages, completely untouched. I mentioned it, and he said to look at the ingredient list. Listed first was “beef lips”. There’s more than electrolytes in that liquid.
- Comment on Infuriating day of the week layout 4 weeks ago:
Non-English-speaking package designer.
- Comment on The Walmart in my town didn’t clearly don’t care lol 4 weeks ago:
There’s something about them that seems off but not too off, at least until you zoom in. Then the horror begins.
- Comment on One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't. 4 weeks ago:
Oh, look at Mr. Bigbucks with his fancy kerning. Poor companies can’t afford such luxuries.
- Comment on Be a good human 5 weeks ago:
Just do what the nice earwig says.
- Comment on Cookies policy 5 weeks ago:
Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t touched your boobkies.
- Comment on Well that's my vacation ruined 5 weeks ago:
There’s a reason for everything. Sometimes that reason is “I don’t give fuck.”
- Comment on The line cook quietly handed me this 5 weeks ago:
Put this in the dictionary alongside the definition of Wrong.
- Comment on Hello Children 5 weeks ago:
I’ve always thought this photo was disturbing. Now I think it’s extremely disturbing.
- Comment on This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄 1 month ago:
It came up in hazmat training when I was a volunteer firefighter. It’s like handling firearms, you always assume they’re loaded.
- Comment on This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄 1 month ago:
There are lots of US standards like this. You’d be surprised how much product a railroad tank car can contain and still be called “empty”. US industry has an outsized influence on the creation of standards.
- Comment on Cursed Headset 1 month ago:
Just stick the nipples in your ears and quit complaining.
- Comment on Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in action 1 month ago:
When I was a kid, a pound of coffee was 16 ounces (US). Now it’s down to 12. They do it in small steps, so no one realizes it’s happening until you see something like this.
- Comment on Delicious 1 month ago:
Your wallet may disagree.
- Comment on gosh dang it my grandma shit in the dutch oven again 1 month ago:
You’re going to need a few more lemon slices.
- Comment on I am so excited 1 month ago:
Are they paid by the word?
- Comment on The layout of these floor tiles. 1 month ago:
This bothers me in a way flooring doesn’t usually.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Is anyone happy these days?