TomMasz
@TomMasz@piefed.social
- Comment on This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄 3 days ago:
It came up in hazmat training when I was a volunteer firefighter. It’s like handling firearms, you always assume they’re loaded.
- Comment on This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄 3 days ago:
There are lots of US standards like this. You’d be surprised how much product a railroad tank car can contain and still be called “empty”. US industry has an outsized influence on the creation of standards.
- Comment on Cursed Headset 4 days ago:
Just stick the nipples in your ears and quit complaining.
- Comment on Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in action 1 week ago:
When I was a kid, a pound of coffee was 16 ounces (US). Now it’s down to 12. They do it in small steps, so no one realizes it’s happening until you see something like this.
- Comment on Delicious 1 week ago:
Your wallet may disagree.
- Comment on gosh dang it my grandma shit in the dutch oven again 1 week ago:
You’re going to need a few more lemon slices.
- Comment on I am so excited 1 week ago:
Are they paid by the word?
- Comment on The layout of these floor tiles. 1 week ago:
This bothers me in a way flooring doesn’t usually.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Is anyone happy these days?
- Comment on That Damn Smile 2 weeks ago:
I detect zero regrets.
- Comment on Choices 2 weeks ago:
This room looks like the aftermath of a catastrophic flood.
- Comment on Boys will be boys 2 weeks ago:
Teen boys are eating machines. I remember when my kids were teens and a bunch of boys came to the house. It was like a plague of locusts. They pretty much emptied the fridge. I still fondly recall pulling out a pickle jar they had eaten all of the pickles out of, leaving just the brine.
- Comment on Welcome back to your new favourite game show, AI Slop or just professionally talented Slop 3 weeks ago:
AI slop has made everything suspect.
- Comment on The savings are trickling down to us 3 weeks ago:
The Land of the Fee, baybee!
- Comment on Modern Monetary Theory: Musk Edition 3 weeks ago:
I learned how this wouldn’t work in grade school. What are they teaching rich white South Africans these days?
- Comment on Finding humour in a dying world 4 weeks ago:
Is there no end to the horror and disappointment?
- Comment on Poetry 4 weeks ago:
They just don’t write songs like they used to.
- Comment on Train Surrounded by Flames in Armstrong, Ontario 4 weeks ago:
This is terrifying. I would not want to be in that cab with fire all around me.
- Comment on methinks it's a pasta shirt 5 weeks ago:
Are granola shirts okay?
- Comment on friendslob 5 weeks ago:
TBH I wasn’t wondering, I just thought they were nonsense. I stand corrected.
- Comment on Bruh 5 weeks ago:
Whatever you do, don’t stare at it!
- Comment on Good Ol' Landlord Special 🪱 5 weeks ago:
Had to read that caption twice to realize what I missed.
- Comment on Daaaad 1 month ago:
Wow. There’s a whole lotta wrong to unpack here.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Seriously. If I have to do it once, I have to do it multiple times.
- Comment on No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had! 1 month ago:
This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you’re not logged in or a member, but it’s legit.
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 1 month ago:
I tried boxers. It was a freedom that I did not enjoy.
- Comment on Hillary Clinton Says Biden’s Re-election Bid Was a ‘Terrible Mistake’ 1 month ago:
Thanks, Hil, for telling us something we knew while it was happening. Still, it’s nice seeing someone saying it out loud.
- Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this 2 months ago:
Keep a box of facial tissues in the bathroom as backup.
- Comment on Well damn. Glad he's dead. 2 months ago:
I remember back in the early 90s our sysadmin would grab Dilbert comics from (I think) USENET and print them on our HP laser printer. Adams built up so much goodwill only to shit all over it in the end.
- Comment on Alpha AF 2 months ago:
Someone’s in denial.