TomMasz

@TomMasz@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A good way to spend a Monday evening⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I truly laughed out loud at this one. Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We ain't happy anymore...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That hat alone would merit a paddlin’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgusted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Like infinity, there are different “everything"s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It has a cold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stob or I’ll chooo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever relics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All you have to do is remember where you put the box of miscellaneous Allen wrenches, and then go through them in hopes of finding the right one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're All Gonna Die :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At my age, it’s lead _and _ microplastics. It’s a miracle I’m as healthy as I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Are These Things Called Again?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can certainly trust that those are indeed long yellow things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that liquid!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember being at a party where the host had a bar in the basement. On the bar was a jar of Vienna Saugages, completely untouched. I mentioned it, and he said to look at the ingredient list. Listed first was “beef lips”. There’s more than electrolytes in that liquid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infuriating day of the week layout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Non-English-speaking package designer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Walmart in my town didn’t clearly don’t care lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s something about them that seems off but not too off, at least until you zoom in. Then the horror begins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, look at Mr. Bigbucks with his fancy kerning. Poor companies can’t afford such luxuries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be a good human⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just do what the nice earwig says.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cookies policy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t touched your boobkies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that's my vacation ruined⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a reason for everything. Sometimes that reason is “I don’t give fuck.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The line cook quietly handed me this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put this in the dictionary alongside the definition of Wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello Children⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always thought this photo was disturbing. Now I think it’s extremely disturbing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It came up in hazmat training when I was a volunteer firefighter. It’s like handling firearms, you always assume they’re loaded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are lots of US standards like this. You’d be surprised how much product a railroad tank car can contain and still be called “empty”. US industry has an outsized influence on the creation of standards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed Headset⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just stick the nipples in your ears and quit complaining.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in action⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a kid, a pound of coffee was 16 ounces (US). Now it’s down to 12. They do it in small steps, so no one realizes it’s happening until you see something like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your wallet may disagree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gosh dang it my grandma shit in the dutch oven again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re going to need a few more lemon slices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am so excited⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they paid by the word?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The layout of these floor tiles.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This bothers me in a way flooring doesn’t usually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is anyone happy these days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That Damn Smile⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I detect zero regrets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choices⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This room looks like the aftermath of a catastrophic flood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys will be boys⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Teen boys are eating machines. I remember when my kids were teens and a bunch of boys came to the house. It was like a plague of locusts. They pretty much emptied the fridge. I still fondly recall pulling out a pickle jar they had eaten all of the pickles out of, leaving just the brine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome back to your new favourite game show, AI Slop or just professionally talented Slop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI slop has made everything suspect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The savings are trickling down to us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Land of the Fee, baybee!