TomMasz
@TomMasz@piefed.social
- Comment on friendslob 8 hours ago:
TBH I wasn’t wondering, I just thought they were nonsense. I stand corrected.
- Comment on Bruh 8 hours ago:
Whatever you do, don’t stare at it!
- Comment on Good Ol' Landlord Special 🪱 1 day ago:
Had to read that caption twice to realize what I missed.
- Comment on Daaaad 2 days ago:
Wow. There’s a whole lotta wrong to unpack here.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Seriously. If I have to do it once, I have to do it multiple times.
- Comment on No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had! 1 week ago:
This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you’re not logged in or a member, but it’s legit.
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 1 week ago:
I tried boxers. It was a freedom that I did not enjoy.
- Comment on Hillary Clinton Says Biden’s Re-election Bid Was a ‘Terrible Mistake’ 2 weeks ago:
Thanks, Hil, for telling us something we knew while it was happening. Still, it’s nice seeing someone saying it out loud.
- Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this 4 weeks ago:
Keep a box of facial tissues in the bathroom as backup.
- Comment on Well damn. Glad he's dead. 4 weeks ago:
I remember back in the early 90s our sysadmin would grab Dilbert comics from (I think) USENET and print them on our HP laser printer. Adams built up so much goodwill only to shit all over it in the end.
- Comment on Alpha AF 5 weeks ago:
Someone’s in denial.
- Comment on Finally found a pair of pants that fit very good 5 weeks ago:
I’ve got some crooked toes but holy crap, at least they’re not unholy abominations.
- Comment on They just made the winning bid 5 weeks ago:
This describes most of the Internet. Which, naturally, was a orginally a (D)ARPA project.
- Comment on Kitchen 1 month ago:
Especially when I’m doing prep. Don’t anger someone with a knife in their hand.
- Comment on How much brainrot can you handle 3 months ago:
Move over, Cybermen, Tiremen are the new Dr. Who villains.
- Comment on Every! 3 months ago:
Not wrong. But also wrong.
- Comment on Everyone brings up leatherman multi tools, this is the real edc shit. 3 months ago:
I would give my life for Santiago.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 months ago:
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
- Comment on My mom really love NBC Good News tonight. How come there isn't a show where they report on the good news of the day instead of all the bad crap all the time? 3 months ago:
The purpose of the news isn’t to make you feel good, it’s to inform you of what’s happening outside your front door. But there’s neither time nor space to tell you everything, so some editorial work is required to distill it down to something you can reasonably absorb. Every news source has a different policy around how that is done, obviously. Good news has its audience, but it’s smaller than the one for other kinds of news. And since news costs money to gather, news outlets rely on advertising as a primary source of income. A bigger audience brings in more advertisers and more money, ergo, bad news is the way to go.
- Comment on Me touching my big pair of nuts. 4 months ago:
This was everything I hoped it would be.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
I never thought about this before, but it’s true in my experience.
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 4 months ago:
It has a mane, ergo it’s a horse.
- Comment on Lemmings, please give us your info dump. 4 months ago:
The only good weaponization of science.
- Comment on Lost in translation 4 months ago:
Unless you had met the chicken, there’s no way to be sure.
- Comment on McBludda Please 😫 4 months ago:
It’s that guy from the museum!
- Comment on A heart-warming story 4 months ago:
What gave it away?
- Comment on A heart-warming story 4 months ago:
One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 4 months ago:
The average American definitely needs some fiber.
- Comment on Acciracy 4 months ago:
Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.
- Comment on Darwin was a real one. 4 months ago:
I’m detecting a theme here.