TomMasz
@TomMasz@piefed.social
- Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this 1 week ago:
Keep a box of facial tissues in the bathroom as backup.
- Comment on Well damn. Glad he's dead. 1 week ago:
I remember back in the early 90s our sysadmin would grab Dilbert comics from (I think) USENET and print them on our HP laser printer. Adams built up so much goodwill only to shit all over it in the end.
- Comment on Alpha AF 2 weeks ago:
Someone’s in denial.
- Comment on Finally found a pair of pants that fit very good 2 weeks ago:
I’ve got some crooked toes but holy crap, at least they’re not unholy abominations.
- Comment on They just made the winning bid 2 weeks ago:
This describes most of the Internet. Which, naturally, was a orginally a (D)ARPA project.
- Comment on Kitchen 3 weeks ago:
Especially when I’m doing prep. Don’t anger someone with a knife in their hand.
- Comment on How much brainrot can you handle 2 months ago:
Move over, Cybermen, Tiremen are the new Dr. Who villains.
- Comment on Every! 2 months ago:
Not wrong. But also wrong.
- Comment on Everyone brings up leatherman multi tools, this is the real edc shit. 2 months ago:
I would give my life for Santiago.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 2 months ago:
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
- Comment on My mom really love NBC Good News tonight. How come there isn't a show where they report on the good news of the day instead of all the bad crap all the time? 3 months ago:
The purpose of the news isn’t to make you feel good, it’s to inform you of what’s happening outside your front door. But there’s neither time nor space to tell you everything, so some editorial work is required to distill it down to something you can reasonably absorb. Every news source has a different policy around how that is done, obviously. Good news has its audience, but it’s smaller than the one for other kinds of news. And since news costs money to gather, news outlets rely on advertising as a primary source of income. A bigger audience brings in more advertisers and more money, ergo, bad news is the way to go.
- Comment on Me touching my big pair of nuts. 3 months ago:
This was everything I hoped it would be.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
I never thought about this before, but it’s true in my experience.
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 3 months ago:
It has a mane, ergo it’s a horse.
- Comment on Lemmings, please give us your info dump. 3 months ago:
The only good weaponization of science.
- Comment on Lost in translation 3 months ago:
Unless you had met the chicken, there’s no way to be sure.
- Comment on McBludda Please 😫 3 months ago:
It’s that guy from the museum!
- Comment on A heart-warming story 3 months ago:
What gave it away?
- Comment on A heart-warming story 3 months ago:
One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 3 months ago:
The average American definitely needs some fiber.
- Comment on Acciracy 3 months ago:
Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.
- Comment on Darwin was a real one. 3 months ago:
I’m detecting a theme here.
- Comment on Nice horsie! 🐎 3 months ago:
Horse-shaped, but definitely not a horse.
- Comment on Discrimination 3 months ago:
Do tweakers get hungry? Or do they just annoy the staff?
- Comment on Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution? 4 months ago:
Americans forget that France was basically our only European ally for a very long time, while we fought the British twice. Memories of what happened in WWII, though, remain strong and color American perception. It’s mostly harmless joking based on stereotypes. The French are far more likely to go their own way compared to the British, including in areas of culture, and that annoys some people. Hence, the “freedom fries” kerfuffle during the 2003 Iraq war.
- Comment on Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language? 4 months ago:
Like the Southern expression “Bless your heart.”
- Comment on Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city. 4 months ago:
Sure, they can request 1.21GW, but the answer’s always “no”.
- Comment on An oopsie occured 4 months ago:
Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.
- Comment on All fight no flight 4 months ago:
In a Buzz Lightyear kind of fashion. Most of the time, that’s good enough.
- Comment on Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘ 4 months ago:
Bill has seen.