TomMasz

@TomMasz@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me touching my big pair of nuts.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This was everything I hoped it would be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I never thought about this before, but it’s true in my experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevermind the drink I'm holding⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It has a mane, ergo it’s a horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only good weaponization of science.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost in translation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you had met the chicken, there’s no way to be sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McBludda Please 😫⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s that guy from the museum!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A heart-warming story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What gave it away?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A heart-warming story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The average American definitely needs some fiber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Acciracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Darwin was a real one.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m detecting a theme here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice horsie! 🐎⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse-shaped, but definitely not a horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discrimination⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do tweakers get hungry? Or do they just annoy the staff?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans forget that France was basically our only European ally for a very long time, while we fought the British twice. Memories of what happened in WWII, though, remain strong and color American perception. It’s mostly harmless joking based on stereotypes. The French are far more likely to go their own way compared to the British, including in areas of culture, and that annoys some people. Hence, the “freedom fries” kerfuffle during the 2003 Iraq war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the Southern expression “Bless your heart.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, they can request 1.21GW, but the answer’s always “no”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All fight no flight⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In a Buzz Lightyear kind of fashion. Most of the time, that’s good enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bill has seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, Jan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send HOAs To the Stone Age⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NIMBY intensifies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top of the world, ma⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanna bet she did CrossFit to prepare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get it, but it reads like Trump talking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is g s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no aneurysm like badly translated Chinese aneurysm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m curious as to where children can reachit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No low ballers, I know what I have⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can smell this photo. It is not pleasant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at the ingredients, there’s nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like pugs are low-hanging fruit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this implying pugs are some kind of hideous monstrosity that spits in the face of god? When it’s our fault they’re like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PS5 has no games! smh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard Hitachi makes a controller that does that, you might want to check it out.