TomMasz

@TomMasz@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Wants Admissions Data on Grades and Race, but Who Will Collect It? The Trump administration has fired nearly everyone who worked at the federal statistics agency that would collect the data⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  ICE will beat it out of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I Built a Fake Dumpster for Stealth Camping"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Who knew raccoons were such good snugglers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok’s ‘spicy’ video setting instantly made me Taylor Swift nude deepfakes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Groki is Elon, this is the proof.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motivational⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I must say, Chair truly brought me to tears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking pizza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You knew how it would end up but you had to see it through.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i am speed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They figured out a shortcut pretty quickly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ordinary Person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty but pointless⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here. But I had to read the comments to figure that out, I was too fixated on the stove.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apart, low in cholesterine⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  WOW! It really tingles going down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone interested?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Burn it with fire. It's the only way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It hungers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even once is more often than never.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They paved Paradise and put up a parking lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fusion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So that's why we have two children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw somewhere recently that the stuff Zuck comes up with shows has no friends. I'm starting to believe that to be true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did this person go to school? Did this person go to school? What did they get from the feathers and the wings and the whole flying thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quick thinking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You're pretty much correct. AF is a heart rhythm abnormality, and if it persists, like it seems to here, it renders the heart unable to pump blood. It appears he might have been undergoing a prostate exam when this happened, since that's the usual reason for a digital rectal exam. You'd have to assume the doctor knew they had this condition to begin with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should've thought of it sooner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The unlikely cure for diabetes? More sugar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back in those days...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  risus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheesefull⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It contains particles that are often found in cheese. By US standards, this is as good as it gets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they're barely surviving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure, let me ask the folks who... oh, nevermind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As cold as the bottom of the North Atlantic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Have a nice cup of coffee later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age + BUN = Lasix dose⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cankles!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  "Sometimes Excel is what's available."

  I worked for a Big Company that was cutting back and dropped their Oracle contracts, forcing all the DBAs to work in Access. Then they fired all the DBAs, forcing everyone to either try to figure out Access or switch to Excel. Guess which way they went.

  In my last job at that company, my department had built an Excel spreadsheet (database) so large and full of calculations they had to request money to update our machines to 64-bit Windows and 16GB RAM just to run it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pls halp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So stupid it's brilliant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A few people are ruining the internet for the rest of us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It's like product reviews. The people leaving a review are either angry about the product or are so pleased they feel a need to tell the world about it. Most people, on the other hand, just use the product, have a perfectly average opinion of it, and don't feel a need to tell the world. What makes things seem awful or great is you don't usually know what percentage of the overall customer base they represent. Fifty bad reviews can be a red flag or noise depending on how many customers there are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Botanically, fruits don't have to be sweet. It's anything that's a seed carrier of some kind. Vegetables are other plant parts that don't contain seeds, more or less. It. Culinary usage takes a different approach, hence the different aisles.

  Not sure about beans, I don't usually buy canned beans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are two big grocery chains where I live. One puts the olives in the canned vegetable aisle, the other puts them in the canned fruit aisle. I keep forgetting which does which and end up in the wrong aisle.