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• areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “You don’t need a condom…”

  YOU DEFINITELY NEED A CONDOM!

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  • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would probably have to go with a hazmat suit for this one.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about a flamethrower protection suit?

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

    Got u fam.

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• marighost@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  uh, neither

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  • unmagical@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think I’ve eaten at McDs like once in the last 5 years or so, but I’d still opt for the year of it in the knowledge that I don’t have to use it. Could feed a lot of homeless people at least.

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The monkey’s paw curls

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• monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn bitch, you live like this?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is what psychologists do. It’s like them walking around your house and asking why you’re still holding on to this

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is the reverse of those pictures where there is a chick with a great ass and it distracts you from something crazy in the background

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  • areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This time it’s a crazy ass with a something great in the background!

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• kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If the room is that dirty then the turd cuter probably is too

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  0% chance this is real

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Leg on the right (her left leg), near the kneel… she is missing a chunk.

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    • unmagical@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a tattoo.

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This room looks like the aftermath of a catastrophic flood.

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you don’t catch something from the garbage…

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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    indeed Mcdonalds is not known for its high health standards

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• DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Both not that appealing

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can give the McDonald’s to someone.

    That’s what I did when I won $100 from Taco Bell. I had to use it under my name. And since I didn’t eat Taco Bell, I fed a bunch of college kids with $1 tacos.

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When was this, I don’t remember tacos being $1 since the 90s

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    • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hm but then it’s bad for them isn’t it?

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  3 nights living in this room?

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  • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take breaks between messing around to clean. Take breaks between cleaning to mess around

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The monkey’s paw curls

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• jlow@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that cats or dogs on the lower right eating the garbage?

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  • orenj@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought it was a child for a good twelve seconds

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  • Cheesehat1784@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh my god I feel sad for the pet

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• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got an STD from seeing this picture.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I already get free McDonald’s because I work there. But if you paid me a few dollars more an hour than they do, I could clean your house instead of the McDonald’s.

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• VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I see she already went with free McDonald’s for a year. And haven’t had time to clean it up.

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• 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can i just have 3 nights added to my life

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Asmonogloids wife, if he wasn’t an incel.

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Think the nearest McD is 280km away.

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Uh, yeah, but what’s in it for me?

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