areakode

@areakode@riskeratspizza.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too many⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the number of Jenson Huang honeypots is too damn high!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAM Altman can stuff his ass with my fried RAM this Thanksgiving⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You have no idea how much DDR3 ECC memory I have. I’m down!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump administration proposes stricter work search rules to qualify for unemployment benefits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love all the pro-citizen policies this administration releases. Either earn money for the elite, or get fucked. That’s a winning plan!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found this in a workplace toilet today⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, when I went on a vacation to Mexico, the hotel indicated exactly the opposite…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm in the future and it's stupid⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a bit more money, and I promise we’ll have it be good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not my day today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, a sharp blow with the back of a pen would open it, but yeah. That’s work should shouldn’t have to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy already voted, did you ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because Missouri hates me. Mail-in ballots are only for excused reasons. I would have voted early, but there wasn’t a location that would be convenient for me. This morning, I was in and out in 5 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm stressing the fuck out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My TODO list sure looks like that one didn’t make the schedule. Unscheduled events stress me out. I’ll pencil in your milk for next week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Allll the best parts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s like… I was made for this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair… at least I’m able to get properly medicated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Part of the time for money exchange program is using the computer that they give you…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gonna kick it, brb⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better pop an H on there so we all know it’s Hornets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dead body’s like a piece of trash. I mean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨she has risen!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is because doctors agree to do no harm. Thus, no qualified physician would be involved. Thus one of the many issues with capital punishment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the most wonderful time of the year!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then eat cake, dummy!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minimum Wage Isn't Living Wage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to know that things ultimately haven’t changed in the last 100 years or so… The rich and powerful have always been selfish pricjs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can also ask your mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Karma Cameleon by Culture Club

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks, doc⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Went through a few antidepressants. Finally stuck with one that works okay. Then I got diagnosed with ADHD. Turns out all my body needed was some Adderall!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dog Love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude… it’s a llama.

  But seriously, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristi_Noem#Autobiographica…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’ll notice, Artemis and Z are the only characters in the show who just go with the gang’s craziness. They’re the only characters that haven’t been burned. I like to think of them as the:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Name’s Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a matter of time before it's reality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know they fit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I watched them fall away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bank want CCTV, but I didn't steal my own card so...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The police don’t exist to help you recover stolen goods. They exist to write down your complaint and follow up if they happen to find a connection. ACAB.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paid Time Off Hypocrisy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, I could work harder. But that requires a higher salary…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨perhaps⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to late-stage capitalism. The only way to make it in this world now is through either gambling or scamming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surprised they have employees and not just agents⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you want to work for this company?

  I here you have a money for time exchange program. And my biggest strength is my ability to use this to leverage life into letting me not die on the streets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's never been about helping people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon Musk said he’d end world hunger if that were something that could be done. The United Nations World Food Programme did the math: $6.6 billion per year. That’s it! You can guess how much the world’s richest man has donated toward this cause…