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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So Abel was the first person to die, right? That must have been a fucking trip for Cain when he hit him and he never got up.

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    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      In fictions [Year One and The Sandman] Cain is usually depicted as a bully and Abel as a victim.

      I’d like to see a version where Abel is an obnoxious twit who drives Cain to it.

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      • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “Abel, quit faking! Mom, Dad, Abel isn’t getting up! I was just kidding around and hit him with this rock.”

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      • M154nthr0p3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Was Year One in the Sandman Universe? I’ve read most of that stuff but haven’t heard of Year One.

        I’d really dig some more Cain and Abel stories.

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    • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Was he the first to die or the first to be murdered?

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    https://imagecomics.com/comics/series/the-goddamned

    The Goddamned is a graphic novel following the adventures of Cain as he wanders the Earth looking for a way to die. Things look up when he runs into Noah, who is preparing for the Great Flood.

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    • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Cool.

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    • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Something sort of similar happens in Supernatural.

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      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think I gave up on that show in Season 1,095,000,003.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You know, I always pictured them as teenagers but am now realising they could’ve been retirement age for all I know.

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    • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They could have been 130 yo. That’s actually the best guess from piecing the timeline together. Not sure if they retired at some point - they were self employed and probably didn’t set up 401k’s

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    • Kage520@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If my memory serves me correctly, there was Adam and Eve (the first people), then they gave birth to Cain and Abel. Then after Cain kills Abel, he gets sent out to live as an outcast amongst “the other people of the world”. … Who? I think someone said one belief is Adam and Eve kept having kids and they became the rest of the people. So yeah, Cain was old.

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  • areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Say no to abelism

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cain disabled his brother.

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This just made me realize that there are two characters in TADC named Caine and Abel…

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    • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Who / what is this?

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      • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus :3

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  • angband@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    See, Able was flaunting his dick, and Cain was tired of hiding his out of envy, so, Bonk!

    Not the first time Cain tried to get Able in the nuts, see how Able deftly reduces the attack surface for knee in his crotch? These two have been at it before. But Able was expecting a fistfight, so shocked.

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not just ableist. Any prejudices.

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  • overcast@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    and you beat ‘em naked too?

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