Submitted 1 day ago by CrawlerNumber1994@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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5 year old me was not ready for this responsibility while I was sitting there watching Saturday morning cartoons.
Well you haven’t been doing a very good job now have you? Can’t even count how many forest fires I’ve seen and said to myself, goddamn CrawlerNumber1994 failed us again.
Goddammit, OP!
You’re right, all those California fires over the last 3 decades are all on me. Sorry guys. I’ll try harder going forward.
You forget all the ones that happen all over the world and in the past century alone. You’re really falling asleep on the job.
Its like how every little thing or ritual Philadelphia Eagle fans do butterfly-effects the Phillies abillity to win the Superbowl final
your parents are responsible for your anxiety
You were the chosen one!
Many years ago, I got a fortune cookie that said:
The future is in your hands.
So... Sorry everyone.
reading that, seeing my balls are the future…
the children are the future, true, true.
He meant you specifically too
yeah dude, fuck you OP
Try being a kid in Kansas. “But… I’ve never even SEEN a forest!”
Yea, because you didn’t prevent the biggest forest fire the world ever saw that burned down the lush Kansas Rainforest
More of a canopy without the grove
Grove without the Canopy
You were our only hope. So many have died in your absence.
It’s at that moment I knew I was the protag
there has been so many forces fires. you have failed to stop them,
No.
Now take this shovel and get out there!
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
it wasn’t a public announcement, it was specifically for you, you didn’t take it seriously, many people lost everything because of you.
Recently found out that Sam Elliot was the voice of Smokey at one point
jambudz@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
It’s the damn baby gender reveals!