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- Comment on Oh It Gets Worse. Much Worse. 1 day ago:
My experience has been they want x years of relevant education or 1.5x/2x years of work experience in it’s absence.
- Comment on Everywhere I go I see this stupid AI gen font 3 days ago:
Since it’s gen ai I don’t think it can be considered a font. The elements of the text will be slightly different from image to image
- Comment on Don't forget to stock up on Powdered milk for those who celebrate 1 week ago:
They are finding CALCIUM in children’s CANDY
- Comment on Those bottles are freakishly strong. 1 week ago:
ATM Ball park Peak chamber Lower side
… Phrasing
- Comment on They're living in 2126. 1 week ago:
YOu ActiVATED MYEE SWEET TOOTH
- Comment on Ohlawd I've fallen through a crack in time 2 weeks ago:
OP needs to wake up the guy from Green day to break the time loop.
- Comment on Keep it secret, keep it safe, the internet depends on it... 2 weeks ago:
That’s the kind of thing an idiot puts on their luggage…
- Comment on Might be reality sooner than you think 3 weeks ago:
Even if they can fly, don’t think they could go over other vehicles without killing people. That downward force has to go somewhere.
- Comment on Tell me 3 weeks ago:
At least the step family
- Comment on If Batman Was In Australia 3 weeks ago:
Op sure knows a lot about Batman, where were you at high noon in Australia op?
- Comment on Crazy story! 3 weeks ago:
Can’t a chemistry teacher have hobbies?
- Comment on Happy Thanksgiving! 3 weeks ago:
This is the optimal packing of a pie looks like. You need a math PhD to get a crustless boi
- Comment on cum dowsed in cum, soaked in cum 3 weeks ago:
Nothing better then symmetric cumming speed.
- Comment on Appropriate treatment for most managers 1 month ago:
A degree type, typically thought of as the one a middle manager do-nothing would have. A Masters of Business Administration.
- Comment on How original. Fucking Shakespeare over here. 1 month ago:
Paper? How original…
- Comment on So are they like extinct or something? 1 month ago:
Sometimes I think about parallelepipeds then when I reassociate I’m smiling and my fiance is visibly wondering what I’m thinking about. “Don’t worry hun, parallelepipeds again”
- Comment on So are they like extinct or something? 2 months ago:
“So now what was a love quadrilateral is more of a love rhombus” - Amphibia
- Comment on Can't believe its been 2 weeks 2 months ago:
Also needs to be normalized by the number of people in each system.
- Comment on All's well that ends better... 2 months ago:
Because it’s Thursday
- Comment on Innit 2 months ago:
Innit
- Comment on All aboard the Pythagorean Express 2 months ago:
Are you being obtuse? The train is a triangle!
- Comment on All aboard the Pythagorean Express 2 months ago:
This train isn’t scalene any cliffs.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
look at Mister 7 minutes over here. the Olympics called they want their stamina back
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 months ago:
I do get that this is the real differentiator to businesses in a chat app. how much it spies on employees. we need to unionize yesterday in tech
- Comment on Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires 3 months ago:
yeah dude, fuck you OP
- Comment on "Guess what's in my ass!" 4 months ago:
a fulfilled life
- Comment on Game suggestions: Downvote any game you've heard of before 4 months ago:
similar game play to goose game, but your a penguin, trying to break into the research station and act like you belong for as long as possible. as you always wanted to be an academic.
your penguin might do things like choose recordings from a tape recorder to convince your “colleuges” in a conversation (they sound like the peanuts teacher though) that you are one of them. wearing cute costumes to blend in (lab coat, twead sweater, glasses, etc). if you are caught doing penguin things (waddling, eating raw fish, etc) you are kicked out as the lab has a strict no penguins policy.
if your duration in the lab exceeds the top x % on a weekly leader board you get accepted in to a school and the game moves to a school setting. except your penguin is competing with a mix of other penguins (other players) and actual students (npcs) to stay in the program. you can collect recordings in your recorder and change costumes. you can understand other peguins, but the actual students again sound garbled. if your likeability score gets low enough it is discovered youre a penguin and you get thrown out, as the school has a strict no peguin policy. you are released in the icy wasteland and you have to start your academic career over. if you last long enough in school you graduate the game gives you an nft which can be submitted on a website to verify, which you can brag about in the real world! you have an nft!
if you log in after this your Penguin is stuck in an office with students saying garbled things, you play your recorder, they always accept what you say as you have tenure. you can look out the windows at children playing. raising the question did your penguin really want to get in to academia, to be accepted, or something else…
- Comment on Fuckin' furries 4 months ago:
what do you think the force is that they are projecting?
- Comment on 60% of PC gamers have no plans to build a new PC in the next two years — AI pricing crunch on RAM and other components paralyze enthusiast market 5 months ago:
honestly nvidia doesn’t give a hoot if we stop.
"Consumer (gaming) GPUs make up roughly 7% to 11% of Nvidia’s total revenue, and an even smaller percentage of their net profits. "
the only reason they sell to us still is the extent they can repackage commercial gpus for us.
- Comment on "Science isn't political!" 7 months ago:
So following this logic, am I a plant?