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- Comment on The eye-popping amount of money Elon Musk has already slashed from the Education Department as staff melt down 1 week ago:
It’s 1 billion dollars. Literally 3$ per person.
- Comment on Make sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's day 1 week ago:
She’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
- Comment on Don't you go dysentery, he will throw hands 4 weeks ago:
You died of dissn bat terry
- Comment on The funny progression of getting promotions at work 1 month ago:
Bunnolas
- Comment on Luigi Mangione's motive for allegedly killing UnitedHealthcare's CEO is coming into focus, NYPD says 2 months ago:
He hasn’t even had a trial.
- Comment on When you eat way too much shit at Denny's and need to go straight home to fall into a food coma [Day 14] 2 months ago:
Hahaha. What a story, Mark!
- Comment on Anon dates a clown 2 months ago:
I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too
- Comment on Snow removal 2 months ago:
The simple things
- Comment on Cowboy 2 months ago:
This doesn’t seem right but I don’t know enough about boys to dispute it
- Comment on Anon tries programming in Java 3 months ago:
My inner mathematician respects Java. The first step in any problem is defining your universe
- Comment on We should defederate lemmy.ml 3 months ago:
Each user is associated with a home instance.
If your home instance defederates with another, all of that instances user’s posts will no longer be seen by anyone on your home instance.
This is my current understanding based off what I’ve heard, happy to be corrected.
- Comment on The Divine Dick 3 months ago:
Maybe the pee is not waste, but spontaneously created to God’s will. " I want to pee, sure would be nice if I had a penis right now" - a diety that does not plan ahead, probably.
- Comment on The Divine Dick 3 months ago:
Why should every part of God need a purpose? What does efficiency mean in the face of unlimited power (palpatine.jpeg), or simplicity in the face of omniscience? Why does God have a penis? Cause he wanted one I guess. They are nice for peeing too.
- Comment on God of the Dead 4 months ago:
Is this what the furries see… Yiff 🙃
- Comment on ‘Captain America: Brave New World' bombs at test screening 4 months ago:
Even a joke in the movie that they are joining the MCU at a low point
- Comment on Nancy Pelosi's husband sold more than $500K in Visa stock ahead of DOJ action 4 months ago:
It’s not?
- Comment on Finally got some programming socks 5 months ago:
Those calves tell me this programmer taps their foot when they debug. Or when they think about being a cat boy 😺
- Comment on Becoming et al. 5 months ago:
Yeah I imagine they could have some sort of click to expand functionality
- Comment on Are LLMs capable of writing *good* code? 5 months ago:
Wow that’s pretty good
- Comment on E, W & F 5 months ago:
They need a hydro homie
- Comment on Futon 6 months ago:
That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about futons to dispute it
- Comment on How my family got to Star Trek 7 months ago:
Think that makes you a marquis. As my morals are simple linear transformations of the star trek catalogue, just don’t go blowing up planets and it should be fine.
- Comment on Can't argue with that logic 7 months ago:
From shore it looks like the ship goes up doesn’t it? But what is happening when you’re on a boat and go on the ocean.? Maybe the water mountains are like silicon breasts as you ride along them they depress under the weight?
- Comment on Growing Old 7 months ago:
Half a year latre
- Comment on Live Updates: Supreme Court Says Trump Is Partly Shielded From Prosecution 7 months ago:
Which of his trials constitute official presidential bis though?
- Comment on I have to go! 7 months ago:
WoRk LiFe BaLaNcE iS a CoMpAnY vAlUe
- Comment on Lil homie in Back 7 months ago:
Can finally take my fish on a walk
- Comment on Science memes 7 months ago:
I’m going to need you to prove the existence of this normies me-me
- Comment on Tough Trolly Choices 7 months ago:
Then I will swiggity swootie my booty to jimmy the peavy
- Comment on A Fine Vintage! 9 months ago:
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