If Batman Was In Australia

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• trijste@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bruv he wears the mask at night

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  • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exactly, when its nighttime, the sun goes to Australia.

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    • ZeroCool@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bruv you ever been sunburnt at night? Come to aussieland

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    • Batman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Op sure knows a lot about Batman, where were you at high noon in Australia op?

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chemical burns from the jokers’ acid pies

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• tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ITT: People who don’t believe in daytime Batman Image

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb tan

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• Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah yes moontan

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve heard of that clan.

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    • LostCarcosan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ain’t nothing to fuck with, so I’ve heard

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  • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    UV Flashbang

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So if Batman was in Australia, he’d fight crime during the day? 🤔

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  • Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When they say “it’s twelve o’clock somewhere” they’re usually talking about Australia.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In Australia summer is so hot you can get sunburn at night.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That would be a sweat rash, sun burn is a mechanism that requires ultraviolet light and the moon is a poor uv reflector.

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whoa it’s Patrick Batman

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have but one up vote.

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• BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why Batman only comes out a night to fight crime

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly, Gotham’s criminals should really have figured out how to commit crimes in the daytime by now.

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    • Stolas@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They do. In the second movie of the Dark Knight trilogy Joker mocks one of the mobs for only being active during the day because of Batman.

      But it doesn’t really matter because he does show up during day time in a lot of scenarios, especially when he starts interacting more with the Justice League. It just looks really awful in the live actions whenever he does outside of the trilogy(because it was symbolic). Cartoon Batman has his eyes whited out and tends to be more sleek, much better at giving off those mystery vibes even during the day. Live action Batmans during the daytime just looks like a guy in lots of body armor with a cape and tiny bat ears, especially Affleck’s version.

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    • Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They do? Then shit their pants looking at the beautiful dusk. Becauae oh lawd the night is coming. OH IT’S CO- crunch

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    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If they were smart they wouldn’t be criminals in the first place, hell their boss calls himself the joker for a a reason

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its so hot here that you can tan at night

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• dismay3915@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Naurgh

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