ZeroCool
@ZeroCool@piefed.ca
- Comment on Hackerman 2 days ago:
- Comment on When you get hurt in America and someone tries to call you an ambulance 5 days ago:
The modern American experience be like:
Would you rather take a $1500 ambulance ride or a deal with an Uber driver that won’t turn off Joe Rogan? Either way, you’re gonna suffer.
- Comment on Did you know crawfish have balls? 1 week ago:
Now I want to see if they have any crawdads at the grocery store and whip up a batch. Its been eons since I had them!
Hell yeah! I no longer live in the deep south, but I still live in a southern city, and don’t have trouble finding them. If you’ve got a Publix or Harris Teeter in your area just ask someone behind the seafood counter if they’ve got frozen crawfish. They almost always have a couple 2lb bags. They’re just usually pre-cooked whole crawfish, so you’ll have to pick the tail meat yourself. It’s a lot harder to find a package of tail meat.
- Comment on Did you know crawfish have balls? 1 week ago:
Lol. It sounds silly but they’re talking about Crawfish fritters, which are just chopped crawfish tails mixed into a cornmeal batter, rolled into a ball or pancake shape, and deep fried. They’re tasty! And the worse the sign looks, the better they’re gonna be. It’s kind of an unwritten rule in the south. This sign tells me they’re probably a 6/10. Now if it were a hand painted sign leaning against a tree? Those would be the best god-damn fritters you’d ever eat in your life.
- Comment on FEMA Official Who Claimed He Once Teleported to a Waffle House Is Leaving 2 weeks ago:
He teleported to a waffle house? Pfttt. I went to college in the south. That’s just called a friday night.
- Comment on Hannibal was right 🔥 2 weeks ago:
You either die a Fresh Prince or live long enough to become the “parents [who] just don’t understand.”
- Comment on Farting the Night Away 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Study Argues Big Tobacco Had Secret Role In Shaping The Ultraprocessed Foods Fed To American Children 5 weeks ago:
Lunchables was engineered to appeal to kids’ desire for autonomy and to ease mothers’ guilt, using the same consumer psychology approach Philip Morris developed for cigarettes.
I loved lunchables. FUCK!
- Comment on Hail power! 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on 61% of Americans Said They Had to Cut Back on Groceries 1 month ago:
“I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation, I don’t think about anybody.” - Donald Trump, May 12th 2026
- Comment on Texas woman arrested after Facebook post over city's water concerns. 1 month ago:
Fox News Channel is a far right cable “news” channel. This is a segment from a Fox Broadcasting affiliate in Dallas. They are not the same thing.
- Comment on Texas woman arrested after Facebook post over city's water concerns. 1 month ago:
Well, she wasn’t wrong, that water looks like shit. Literally.
- Comment on A Start-Up Aiming to Make Geothermal Energy Mainstream Goes Public 1 month ago:
Geothermal has support across the political spectrum because it can produce electricity without any planet-warming emissions while operating 24 hours a day, unlike wind and solar projects.
Has the New York Times ever resisted the urge to spread Republican talking points about wind and solar power? Call me crazy, but I think we should be pursuing all clean energy options, not just the ones Republicans aren’t throwing a hissy fit over… yet.
- Comment on Fuck 1 month ago: