ZeroCool
@ZeroCool@piefed.ca
- Comment on Dammit I knew I'd forgotten some Thing 21 hours ago:
*Stuffs a copy of Who Goes There? by John W. Campbell into my bag*
*Stuffs a copy of The Thing from Another World (1951) into my bag*
*Stuffs a copy of John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982) into my bag*
*Stuffs a copy of The Thing for PS2 (2002) into my bag*
*Stuffs a copy of The Thing (2011) into my bag*
*Stuffs a copy of The Thing: Remastered for PS4 (2024) into my bag*
- Comment on this is true for a few decades of 8 yr olds 5 days ago:
Hell yeah! And after The Price is Right I’d either switch to one of those trashy daytime talk shows, or Lifetime Channel because there was a very good chance that they’d be in the middle of an all-day marathon of Unsolved Mysteries reruns.
- Comment on He saved the world. 2 weeks ago:
Hack the planet!
- Comment on He saved the world. 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, Bobby Budnick knows how to tell a convincing lie. He learned it at summer camp.
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- Comment on unfactorizable 2 weeks ago:
We have the strongest security in the world because of 4
- Comment on If Batman Was In Australia 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on If you ever see a CEO like this, warn a brother. 4 weeks ago:
Rename HBO Max to “Max”
My favorite part was when Zaslav announced Max would be rebranded as HBO Max two years later, claiming, “HBO’s prestigious reputation was too valuable” as if that weren’t something everyone but him knew all along.
- Comment on 103°F in Los Angeles all week 4 weeks ago:
People are fooled so fucking easily but I bet you think you’re so much smarter than magats.
Please, tell me more about these people who seem to think they’re the smartest person in the room.
- Comment on Ah, Beans 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's the most wonderful time of the year! 5 weeks ago:
I was actually thinking of Manhattan clam chowder but let’s be real, it’s close enough.
- Comment on Not real hits too 5 weeks ago:
lol they just straight up jacked a quote from an interview with Nicholas Cage but made it dumber.
- Comment on It's the most wonderful time of the year! 5 weeks ago:
That’s an unfair generalization. Sometimes it’s clam flavored.
- Comment on It's the most wonderful time of the year! 5 weeks ago:
I’m holding out for a soupy tiddy gf.
- Comment on It's the most wonderful time of the year! 5 weeks ago:
Good choice. A nice rich and creamy potato soup always hits the spot.
- Comment on It's the most wonderful time of the year! 5 weeks ago:
Yes?
- Comment on It's the most wonderful time of the year! 5 weeks ago:
Just forget it. Let it go!
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- Comment on Addict 5 weeks ago:
I’m more of an IBC Root beer kinda guy, but to each their own.
- Comment on Is gud 5 weeks ago:
That’s why they include free brine in the jar.
- Comment on What even is my eXpEriEnCe here? 5 weeks ago:
NBC News can fuck right off with this “experience” crap. They aren’t the Jimi Hendrix Experience, they’re a damn News outlet. Just load the text.
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 1 month ago:
The earth is burning and that MFer is just singing little songs about how happy he is. Nero behavior.
- Comment on Whites never been so bright 2 months ago:
- Comment on just sayin 2 months ago:
That’s an awesome idea and I’m stealing it! Future me is going to love this, because there’s no way I’m going to remember I set up this reminder.
- Comment on It do be like that 2 months ago:
That game (and its predecessor 2xtreme) were not nearly as fun as the premise sounds on paper, but I loved every second of them.
I don’t even want to guess how much my parents spent on rental fees for those two titles alone. It had to have been cheaper to just buy them.
- Comment on Me explaining we're actually going to vet instead of the park after we're in the car 2 months ago:
I loved Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction so much as a kid. Still do, but I used to too.
- Comment on Arizona teas at $1.59… we used to be a proper country. 2 months ago:
Because those of us who actually shop at Circle K know this is not a special price just for their exclusive flavors. It’s the same price for all Arizona Iced Tea products.
- Comment on Arizona teas at $1.59… we used to be a proper country. 2 months ago:
The unfortunate truth is the MSRP on the can is just that, a suggested retail price. Circle K can rip off their customers all they like because this is America, and there’s apparently nothing more sacred than corporate profits.
- Comment on Skill Issue 😓 3 months ago:
The reason they weren’t direct is because this is a fake screenshot.
- Comment on The power to shitpost more 3 months ago:
I’m not a historian and I got the joke just fine. ..Oh no…
