ZeroCool
@ZeroCool@piefed.ca
- Comment on Is gud 1 hour ago:
That’s why they include free brine in the jar.
- Comment on What even is my eXpEriEnCe here? 8 hours ago:
NBC News can fuck right off with this “experience” crap. They aren’t the Jimi Hendrix Experience, they’re a damn News outlet. Just load the text.
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 3 weeks ago:
The earth is burning and that MFer is just singing little songs about how happy he is. Nero behavior.
- Comment on Whites never been so bright 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on just sayin 4 weeks ago:
That’s an awesome idea and I’m stealing it! Future me is going to love this, because there’s no way I’m going to remember I set up this reminder.
- Comment on It do be like that 5 weeks ago:
That game (and its predecessor 2xtreme) were not nearly as fun as the premise sounds on paper, but I loved every second of them.
I don’t even want to guess how much my parents spent on rental fees for those two titles alone. It had to have been cheaper to just buy them.
- Comment on Me explaining we're actually going to vet instead of the park after we're in the car 1 month ago:
I loved Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction so much as a kid. Still do, but I used to too.
- Comment on Arizona teas at $1.59… we used to be a proper country. 1 month ago:
Because those of us who actually shop at Circle K know this is not a special price just for their exclusive flavors. It’s the same price for all Arizona Iced Tea products.
- Comment on Arizona teas at $1.59… we used to be a proper country. 1 month ago:
The unfortunate truth is the MSRP on the can is just that, a suggested retail price. Circle K can rip off their customers all they like because this is America, and there’s apparently nothing more sacred than corporate profits.
- Comment on Skill Issue 😓 1 month ago:
The reason they weren’t direct is because this is a fake screenshot.
- Comment on The power to shitpost more 1 month ago:
I’m not a historian and I got the joke just fine. ..Oh no…
- Comment on Title 2 months ago:
My inner cat when he actually gets outside:
- Comment on 🐟💥 2 months ago:
“If you can explode a sunfish you can sink a yacht” - Orca Proverb
- Comment on If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States 2 months ago:
- Comment on [politics] I got co-kane runnin' around my brain, cocaine, runnin' 2 months ago:
Ya know, it would be pretty weird if I went around referring to my father by our surname. I wonder if he has someone writing his tweets for him too, or if he’s just that fuckin’ weird.
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- Comment on X is hosting a competing cage match during world cup finals 2 months ago:
Hell yeah. Everyone knows racoons hate muskrats. They’re mortal enemies.
- Comment on [2023] Some Transgender Women May Be Barred From Women’s Chess Competitions 2 months ago:
Well, nothing you’ve said is relevant to my comment, so perhaps you shouldn’t have replied to me? We’re done here.
- Comment on [2023] Some Transgender Women May Be Barred From Women’s Chess Competitions 2 months ago:
No they got rid men-only tournaments in the 1980s.
Did I say otherwise? I simply explained why “gendered chess tournaments” were ever a thing in the first place. There’s nothing for you to disagree with, so weird start.
So you can’t really blame this one on Trump if you have a problem with it.
When did I do that? Okay, I’m beginning to think you didn’t even read my comment before replying.
- Comment on [2023] Some Transgender Women May Be Barred From Women’s Chess Competitions 2 months ago:
I mean, it’s not a mystery. Men decided women shouldn’t be allowed to compete against them. That’s why.
- Comment on 'cuz I'm a Punk Rocker, yes I am 2 months ago:
Nah, that moth is clearly super into Norwegian black metal and committing arson.
- Comment on All hail out Lord and Savior! 2 months ago:
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I’m telling you why
The Mothman is comin’ to town
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness’ sake!Jokes aside, The Mothman Prophecies might be one of the worst books I’ve ever read that somehow translated into a pretty solid movie, mostly because it ignores 90% of it. The majority of the book is just John Keel rambling about ultraterrestrials, and boy is it a slog to get through.
- Comment on Corn Man 2 months ago:
I’m more of a KoЯn man.
- Comment on Hackerman 2 months ago:
- Comment on When you get hurt in America and someone tries to call you an ambulance 2 months ago:
The modern American experience be like:
Would you rather take a $1500 ambulance ride or a deal with an Uber driver that won’t turn off Joe Rogan? Either way, you’re gonna suffer.
- Comment on Did you know crawfish have balls? 2 months ago:
Now I want to see if they have any crawdads at the grocery store and whip up a batch. Its been eons since I had them!
Hell yeah! I no longer live in the deep south, but I still live in a southern city, and don’t have trouble finding them. If you’ve got a Publix or Harris Teeter in your area just ask someone behind the seafood counter if they’ve got frozen crawfish. They almost always have a couple 2lb bags. They’re just usually pre-cooked whole crawfish, so you’ll have to pick the tail meat yourself. It’s a lot harder to find a package of tail meat.
- Comment on Did you know crawfish have balls? 2 months ago:
Lol. It sounds silly but they’re talking about Crawfish fritters, which are just chopped crawfish tails mixed into a cornmeal batter, rolled into a ball or pancake shape, and deep fried. They’re tasty! And the worse the sign looks, the better they’re gonna be. It’s kind of an unwritten rule in the south. This sign tells me they’re probably a 6/10. Now if it were a hand painted sign leaning against a tree? Those would be the best god-damn fritters you’d ever eat in your life.
- Comment on FEMA Official Who Claimed He Once Teleported to a Waffle House Is Leaving 2 months ago:
He teleported to a waffle house? Pfttt. I went to college in the south. That’s just called a friday night.
- Comment on Hannibal was right 🔥 2 months ago:
You either die a Fresh Prince or live long enough to become the “parents [who] just don’t understand.”
- Comment on Farting the Night Away 3 months ago:
