My knowledge of London, Ontario is entirely guides by NotJustBikes so I may have a little bias
Innit
Submitted 2 months ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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NoPanko@feddit.uk 2 months ago
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Miles and miles of stroads!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Kilometres, this isn’t a London, from the states.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
God that guy sucks.
orioler25@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But, correct about London Ontario’s horrible infrastructure and city planning.
EastofEdson@piefed.ca 2 months ago
How much big auto paying you? j/k
While I generally agree with NJB, he does get a little carried away. He is passionate for sure.
orioler25@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s quite gracious, all things considered.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TIL, I had no clue Ryan Gosling came from Fake London, an obvious shithole.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hurtful
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh I’m sorry, did I offend you and your love of concrete hellscapes full of gas stations, strip malls; lining endless stroads with wide lanes clogged with penis enhancing oversized, non-hauling trucks. Truly a modern marvel of urban design that is inviting for living-- not.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
McDonald’s is not a positive.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 months ago
None of those things are particularly positive.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
False
Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 months ago
don’t forget that stopping for red lights is optional in Southern Ontario
jownz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yellow means speed up!
orioler25@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wish, there’s always some dickhead whose liable to make you tbone them if you try because they think they’re more important.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I didnt know ryan gosling was born in fake london, thats insane actually
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Canadians are more similar to Americans than Americans are similar to Americans. He’s also an actor so he’s trained to sound like a Californian.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Oh i knew he was canadian but didnt know it was fake london
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Later on he had moved to Cornwall. Cornwall, Ontario, Canada. BTW AFAIK Celine Dion and Rachel McAdams were born there, too. I’d guess OP (or whoever originally made this meme) also heard it from No such thing as a Fish.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When people talk money, do they just say the word money, make coin noises, or just list world currencies? I need to know to blend in
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes
Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Money Dollar Euro Money Rupee. Ching ching.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
The reason people hate America… well. One reason people hate the United States of America is that (some) Americans don’t know that Canada is a different country.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Huh? This is England v Canada beef
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ryan Gosling was born in Canada, wasn’t he… Well I feel foolish.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, there are lots of beautiful places in the Americas, people just don’t like the USA, the country.
They are probably better off just going to Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean instead and skipping the USA politics.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m amazed there isn’t a New London.
But then again, why would you leave the original london and go anywhere?
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There are 15 "New London"s in the USA, plus others in Canada, Bermuda, and Norway, it turns out
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
There’s also a London on a random Atoll i’ve found on Wikipedia last week. It’s a banana plantage.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
New London is a shitty town in Connecticut
MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
More about other comments than the post itself: why are everyone so aggressive here, what the hell?? 😭
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well… maybe its me and the terrible environment I create in some of my shitposts. It’s like casting an AOE poison spell when I say X thing everyone here likes is bad. Tends to create a somewhat hostile comment section. Maybe it’s that a ton of people on Lemmy believe everything they think is objectively correct.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Worst place about living in London Ontario. You’re living in London Ontario
orioler25@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, a mom from London Ontario would tell their kid this is cool.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why does the text have that AI glow?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who cares
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ryan gosling
BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I can spot your account a mile away. (That’s a good thing)
Also London Ontario has some nice areas and some shitty areas like anywhere else but it’s not a bad city all in all. I don’t think I’d move there but I’ve been many times and it’s alright.
orioler25@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Guess it depends on your favourite strip mall.
FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 months ago
Bean toast sounds more like something Mexican London would have.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One solitary bean on toast sounds like a fad diet.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also, Space Mom lives there.
redparadise@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I didn’t even read the title and concluded, they’re both hell?
rabber@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
We should just build a wall around onterrible so they can’t leak in to other provinces anymore
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tell me you’ve never been to London, Kentucky without telling me you’ve never been to London, Kentucky.
Just a little more slice of heaven for the rest of us, I suppose.
Batman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Innit
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why would anyone volunteer to go anywhere in Kentucky?
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Ah yes, London Onterrible the place that is known for their escorts and CHEAPSIDE St. Also getting stuck for ever at a train crossing.
fonix232@fedia.io 2 months ago
Funny thing is... there's 10+ McDonald's' within walking distance of Big Ben.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As an American, you vastly overestimate the radius of ‘walking distance’ from a given point
fonix232@fedia.io 2 months ago
These are all distances I've walked a number of times... often drunk.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
10 minutes, otherwise you’d take a bus.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah but how many Ryan goslings are there