FluidBeef

@FluidBeef@quokk.au

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are more games adopting parrying?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a pretty cheap, if unimaginative, way to add depth to a 3D action game’s combat system. Your evasion options in descending order of the size of movement and time taken are basically run, a quick pulse-dodge (maybe a roll with i-frames), and standing deflect/reversal. It feels real good to be pull off the timing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satan Was The Good Guy This Whole Time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There weren’t billions of people back then, even counting natural disaster losses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sean Connery in 1964 (on the set of Goldfinger) and Thomas Brodie-Sangster in 2024. Both age 34 in their respective photos.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still think Bonds are getting younger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just stole equipment from the Community Basketball Center. The cops are investigating. But you out smart them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actual footage from the new Street Fighter movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It used to be the easy solution to get rid of any woman that you didn't like⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “She’s a girlboss!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK van drivers face extra £2.5bn in diesel costs this year, figures show⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quavers, mate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fr*nce⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called Super Sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wildlife park confirms tiger will not be euthanised after man mauled to death⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not like it got a taste for human blood. It always had that, it just never got the opportunity before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone up for a rousing game of...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Proper vibes like dad lost his job at the bank they’re playing this while waiting for the arsenic to take them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name me country which has better food than England⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quavers are banging! Dunno if I’d make a sandwich of them though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean leave it out where the Sun’s first light will catch it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can take it seriously if they have The Americans in the top twenty! Pretty good showing for British shows in a US-based list.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been to Sheffield a few times and can confirm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  British Sci-Fi: A normal bloke in a tracksuit is the last human in the universe and visits various planets, all of which look like a quarry in Hampshire. He’s being hunted by cyborgs in black bondage gear who report to a a talking budgie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bruh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In Return Of The King when the tower explodes the orcs and trolls that ran off all went and founded Florida.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon fears The Hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is basically way less lethal than cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHAT?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *hissed* *“*Not in front of the others!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth about schizophrenia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this gang stalking or gangs talking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They should farm Windows 12 out to Bungie and then shut them down too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda and puts Activision in charge of Halo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP Xbox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boobs in unexpected places⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be O though, thus according any confusion with veras.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boobs in unexpected places⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Naughty naughty very naughty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boobs in unexpected places⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  E gives you boobs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't advertise that on a train!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll it’s definitely not “cheque”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this even work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ryanair C.E.O. Disputes Account of Passenger Sucked Out of Plane Window⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So you can see it was the passenger’s fault for not paying for the window seal upgrade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Football.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak too loud? Get on the boat. Too religious? Get on the boat. Sold to us by West African slavers? Get on the boat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Football.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but at least we’re not the French.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Football.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But Doctor, I am European.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the Democrats regain power, their centrist leadership will claim, "We can't do anything because...". Don't be fooled. We need to get the corporate centrists out and real progressives in!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If another Democrat president is allowed to happen they’ll argue that Trump-style dictat cannot be used to materially improve the life of citizens instead of to enrich one man and his friends, because it’s not fair or something,