FluidBeef

@FluidBeef@quokk.au

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just stole equipment from the Community Basketball Center. The cops are investigating. But you out smart them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Actual footage from the new Street Fighter movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It used to be the easy solution to get rid of any woman that you didn't like⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “She’s a girlboss!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK van drivers face extra £2.5bn in diesel costs this year, figures show⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Quavers, mate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fr*nce⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called Super Sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wildlife park confirms tiger will not be euthanised after man mauled to death⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not like it got a taste for human blood. It always had that, it just never got the opportunity before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone up for a rousing game of...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Proper vibes like dad lost his job at the bank they’re playing this while waiting for the arsenic to take them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name me country which has better food than England⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quavers are banging! Dunno if I’d make a sandwich of them though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean leave it out where the Sun’s first light will catch it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can take it seriously if they have The Americans in the top twenty! Pretty good showing for British shows in a US-based list.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been to Sheffield a few times and can confirm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  British Sci-Fi: A normal bloke in a tracksuit is the last human in the universe and visits various planets, all of which look like a quarry in Hampshire. He’s being hunted by cyborgs in black bondage gear who report to a a talking budgie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bruh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Return Of The King when the tower explodes the orcs and trolls that ran off all went and founded Florida.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon fears The Hand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is basically way less lethal than cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHAT?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *hissed* *“*Not in front of the others!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth about schizophrenia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this gang stalking or gangs talking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They should farm Windows 12 out to Bungie and then shut them down too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda and puts Activision in charge of Halo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP Xbox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boobs in unexpected places⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be O though, thus according any confusion with veras.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boobs in unexpected places⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Naughty naughty very naughty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boobs in unexpected places⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  E gives you boobs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't advertise that on a train!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll it’s definitely not “cheque”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this even work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ryanair C.E.O. Disputes Account of Passenger Sucked Out of Plane Window⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So you can see it was the passenger’s fault for not paying for the window seal upgrade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Football.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak too loud? Get on the boat. Too religious? Get on the boat. Sold to us by West African slavers? Get on the boat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Football.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but at least we’re not the French.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Football.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But Doctor, I am European.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the Democrats regain power, their centrist leadership will claim, "We can't do anything because...". Don't be fooled. We need to get the corporate centrists out and real progressives in!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If another Democrat president is allowed to happen they’ll argue that Trump-style dictat cannot be used to materially improve the life of citizens instead of to enrich one man and his friends, because it’s not fair or something,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Should I...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny how much the yanks bring this up to distract from their own food culture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do not recommend: Marvel's Wolverine (Review) - Skill up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a real review or one of the mentals who decided months ago that this game is “woke” because they don’t like Insomniac’s face designs, who have been feverishly seeking confirmation bias ever since?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - New Trailer 9.8.2026⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have my N64 and carts so this will never truly supplant the real thing. Might be more interested in playing Majora’s Mask again on Switch 2 if they did that.