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• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pfffft. The paperwork was binding for eternity as long as the sea didn’t overwhelm the land, and I don’t see no sea 'round here. This seems like a clear breach of protocol that the Fae courts will judge, and if there’s one thing we know about the Fae, it’s that they love their judgements

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You don’t know how fae work if you’re applying logic to their shit like that. The ancients said the truce is ended. There’s probably some rules lawyer bullshit that the courts are pulling to assert that the sea has already overwhelmed the land. Probably some climate change shit (sea levels will raise to this level now, and ‘the land’ actually refers to a court appointed spot off the coast of Ireland, which will be under water within the century. Since it’s a done deal at this point, with no way to reverse course fast enough, the deal no longer holds)

    Point being… the truce is over. Buckle up, buttercup.

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    • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I refuse to capitulate without proper information regarding the nature of the clause that voided the contract, and I invoke my rights as a signing member of the Unseelie Accords to accept binding third party arbitration in the courts of the Winter Fae!

      We honoured our side of the pact! The requisite sheep, goats, and human sacrifices were paid, the Equinox Festivities always included offerings of fruit and wine, and the Solstices featured a metric shit-ton of REDACTED as per the agreement!

      Just because the Forest Folk have discovered democracy and had a series of coup d’etats, that doesn’t void the contracts written in the blood of our ancestors and spilled upon the land.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Turns out paperwork only binds metaphorically.

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• Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gen Alpha slang is beyond me

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I can understand new kids slang without reading anything first, that’s when I’ll know the younger generation is getting dumber

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      without reading anything first

      Tbf, being illiterate IS quite the barrier to bridging generational gaps 🤷🏻

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  the forest folk are welcome to try to break the truce. every creature on either side that has died a mysterious gooey death.

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• tigermountain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You should pay attention when kids tell you things like this.

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  • DerEnder@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s a saying in Germany: “Kindermund tut Wahrheit kund” (A child’s mouth tells the truth) and “Kinder und Betrunkene sprechen immer die Wahrheit” (Children and Drunks always tells the truth).

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that Waltah White?

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, though in that shot he is going by the alias Hal mumbles.

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• FluidBeef@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  *hissed* *“*Not in front of the others!”

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