CAM ON INGERLAND
Football.
Submitted 1 month ago by ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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decolo@piefed.social 1 month ago
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
SCOR SUM FACKIN GOOLS
mutable_bagel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It is the same guy though. What a proper suit can do to a person.
Nonprophet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are… are Brits the Americans of Europe???
TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where do you think Americans learned to be so cultured?
reader@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
yes.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
America’s founding was a bunch of British rejects and people deemed “too annoying for Europe”, along with their kidnapped, angry slaves.
FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 month ago
Speak too loud? Get on the boat. Too religious? Get on the boat. Sold to us by West African slavers? Get on the boat.
FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 month ago
Yes, but at least we’re not the French.
Nonprophet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
An important point!
cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 month ago
Europeans are right.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Europeans are not wrong.
*twizzles moustache*
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 month ago
If you can do a reasonably standard English accent, Americans will mentally add 20 IQ points to how intelligent they perceive you to be.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I once met a woman that was in her late 20s. Worked in tech for 3 years in Prague, and had a pretty TV style British accent.
She was from the Midwest. Spent 3 years in Prague and visited the UK like 3 times, then moved back to Chicago. Insisted she “worked with a lot of Brits and it just stuck.”
Yeah, I’ve worked with a lot of tall people. Didn’t make me grow taller.
TheNextMuon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, I’ve worked with a lot of tall people. Didn’t make me grow taller.
You should have worked with small people. That works better.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I wonder where she worken in Prague without the job being in Czech
NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I was explaining to an English friend how people speaking with a Texan accent seem stupider to Americans. She replied, “Yeah we think the same about people with an American accent.” I would have been offended, but like all Americans from the mid-Atlantic I don’t have an accent. 😉
DearMoogle@piefed.social 1 month ago
She replied, “Yeah we think the same about people with an American accent.”
Dang, I heard this but with the Australian accent😆
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unless it’s one of those incomprehensible accents that we can barely comprehend. It’s got to be an RP sounding accent for me to consider adding the IQ points.
epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
So like… The US of Europe?
BrickEater@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something something apple, tree…
greenhorn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something something shit, asshole…
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Almost, they know how to queue.
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
I see them as the conquerors of Ireland and the villans in the majority of global conflicts.
deHaga@feddit.uk 1 month ago
The Celts conquered the Beaker people first. England was conquered by the Normans.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Okay? First commenter is still correct.
Raven8628@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The Beaker people are the primary genetic ancestors of Irish people.
restingOface@quokk.au 1 month ago
kingofras@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Slaps on calculator
How Europeans see Americans.
ERR: DIV/0
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They seem very divisibled right now.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 1 month ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
spoiler
They fall off balconies when drunk on holiday
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 1 month ago
They don’t fall, they jump trying to land inside the hotel’s pool.
restingOface@quokk.au 1 month ago
They fall in canals and some Lemming makes memes about it
BeerStainedBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Why is the egg NSFW and should we be concerned?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 1 month ago
They have a hobby: they get drunk and jump off their hotels’ balconies trying to land in the pool with different degrees of success.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 month ago
deHaga@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Denjin@feddit.uk 1 month ago
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean… I don’t know that ALL British people would look good in that
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 1 month ago
I do have to defend the Scottish here.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To be fair, yes - I found the Scottish more approachable so far :)
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I live in Jersey (New), but a friend of ours is from Scotland, our kids are all the same age. He and his family (when they were over for the World Cup) are all just super easy to shoot the shit with. Soft-spoken and an accent makes them difficult to understand at times, but cool people. Got nothing but good things to say about the Scots based off my limited experience.
NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
How so?
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
With fire and trebuchets. Duh.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You mean bri’ish people.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I’m curious, what accent is that ment to be?
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Most brits i think.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 month ago
As you leave the home countries, letters and even whole words will be omitted as part of the local dialect.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Humans are traditionally endurance hunters, running things down.
This should have prevented run-away belly fat storage like that.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The Starch Runner Hypothesis seems more plausible to me.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 month ago
TIL.
To me, the obvious answer is that humans were omnivores from the start. We have the forward facing eyes of predators, and teeth that can handle tearing and grinding.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Seeing people through movies vs tourists.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Simple as, innit bruv?
FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 month ago
But Doctor, I am European.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
IM FORVER BLOWING BUBBLES, PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR! WESTHAM! WESTHAM!
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hi, I’m Bubbles
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Apart from the west ham part kids used to sing that about Michael Jackson at school when I was a kid.
crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 1 month ago
The top one is actually how Europeans think Americans see British people.
You might not remember we actually dumped the tea into the harbor.
We will never put beans on our toast.
seggturkasz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah… I’m central European and that is not even close. Maybe for Europeans living near low cost turist atrections? Where I live English are maybe seen a bit posh, thinking thay are too special to be EU, decendents of big bed imperialist and such. While the scots are seen as trying to cosplay scandinavian. And I’m sorry to say we do not have any stereotype for the Welsh and Northern Irish whatsoever.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What about the TERFs?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
BANG BANG
Come on Ingerland!
BANG BANG
Stop being a facking cuck for Jey Kay Rowling!
BANG BANG
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Cack. There’s a word I’ve not heard for a long time. Also not heard cackers for a long time.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Gotta be more specific. Scot, Irish, English or Welsh?
NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Why? They all act terrible on vacation, and Americans can’t tell them apart. 😄
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I dunno, I’m American and I can tell them apart. I can essentially understand the Brits, kinda understand the Scots, almost understand the Irish, and the Welsh are completely unintelligible.
Raven8628@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The Irish aren’t British.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
familiarity breeds contempt
Stolas@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I grew up playing Runescape and I’ve chatted with enough british people over voice enough times to know the truth.
DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Eh, we’re not all like dat, ya cheeky git!
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Having been to England numerous times I can say they are not nearly as attractive as coastal Americans. The guy on bottom is their default in character creator probably in line at Greg’s for a sausage roll or six.
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
You wish… this is how we-eu sees murican (at young age, while mature muricans are twice that fatty).
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Funny way of spellin foo’ie innit
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
British people are not particularly attractive and classy, but they are not particularly overweight.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
*soccer.
carrylex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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