CAM ON INGERLAND
Football.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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decolo@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
SCOR SUM FACKIN GOOLS
mutable_bagel@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It is the same guy though. What a proper suit can do to a person.
Nonprophet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are… are Brits the Americans of Europe???
TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Where do you think Americans learned to be so cultured?
reader@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
yes.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
America’s founding was a bunch of British rejects and people deemed “too annoying for Europe”, along with their kidnapped, angry slaves.
FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Speak too loud? Get on the boat. Too religious? Get on the boat. Sold to us by West African slavers? Get on the boat.
FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Yes, but at least we’re not the French.
Nonprophet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
An important point!
cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
Europeans are right.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Europeans are not wrong.
*twizzles moustache*
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
If you can do a reasonably standard English accent, Americans will mentally add 20 IQ points to how intelligent they perceive you to be.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I once met a woman that was in her late 20s. Worked in tech for 3 years in Prague, and had a pretty TV style British accent.
She was from the Midwest. Spent 3 years in Prague and visited the UK like 3 times, then moved back to Chicago. Insisted she “worked with a lot of Brits and it just stuck.”
Yeah, I’ve worked with a lot of tall people. Didn’t make me grow taller.
TheNextMuon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I’ve worked with a lot of tall people. Didn’t make me grow taller.
You should have worked with small people. That works better.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I wonder where she worken in Prague without the job being in Czech
NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I was explaining to an English friend how people speaking with a Texan accent seem stupider to Americans. She replied, “Yeah we think the same about people with an American accent.” I would have been offended, but like all Americans from the mid-Atlantic I don’t have an accent. 😉
DearMoogle@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
She replied, “Yeah we think the same about people with an American accent.”
Dang, I heard this but with the Australian accent😆
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Unless it’s one of those incomprehensible accents that we can barely comprehend. It’s got to be an RP sounding accent for me to consider adding the IQ points.
epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
So like… The US of Europe?
BrickEater@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Something something apple, tree…
greenhorn@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Something something shit, asshole…
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Almost, they know how to queue.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I see them as the conquerors of Ireland and the villans in the majority of global conflicts.
deHaga@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
The Celts conquered the Beaker people first. England was conquered by the Normans.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Okay? First commenter is still correct.
Raven8628@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The Beaker people are the primary genetic ancestors of Irish people.
restingOface@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
kingofras@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Slaps on calculator
How Europeans see Americans.
ERR: DIV/0
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They seem very divisibled right now.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
spoiler
They fall off balconies when drunk on holiday
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
They don’t fall, they jump trying to land inside the hotel’s pool.
restingOface@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
They fall in canals and some Lemming makes memes about it
BeerStainedBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Why is the egg NSFW and should we be concerned?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
They have a hobby: they get drunk and jump off their hotels’ balconies trying to land in the pool with different degrees of success.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
deHaga@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean… I don’t know that ALL British people would look good in that
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I do have to defend the Scottish here.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To be fair, yes - I found the Scottish more approachable so far :)
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I live in Jersey (New), but a friend of ours is from Scotland, our kids are all the same age. He and his family (when they were over for the World Cup) are all just super easy to shoot the shit with. Soft-spoken and an accent makes them difficult to understand at times, but cool people. Got nothing but good things to say about the Scots based off my limited experience.
NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
How so?
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
With fire and trebuchets. Duh.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
You mean bri’ish people.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I’m curious, what accent is that ment to be?
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Most brits i think.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
As you leave the home countries, letters and even whole words will be omitted as part of the local dialect.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Humans are traditionally endurance hunters, running things down.
This should have prevented run-away belly fat storage like that.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
The Starch Runner Hypothesis seems more plausible to me.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
TIL.
To me, the obvious answer is that humans were omnivores from the start. We have the forward facing eyes of predators, and teeth that can handle tearing and grinding.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Seeing people through movies vs tourists.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Simple as, innit bruv?
FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
But Doctor, I am European.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
IM FORVER BLOWING BUBBLES, PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR! WESTHAM! WESTHAM!
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hi, I’m Bubbles
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Apart from the west ham part kids used to sing that about Michael Jackson at school when I was a kid.
crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
The top one is actually how Europeans think Americans see British people.
You might not remember we actually dumped the tea into the harbor.
We will never put beans on our toast.
seggturkasz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah… I’m central European and that is not even close. Maybe for Europeans living near low cost turist atrections? Where I live English are maybe seen a bit posh, thinking thay are too special to be EU, decendents of big bed imperialist and such. While the scots are seen as trying to cosplay scandinavian. And I’m sorry to say we do not have any stereotype for the Welsh and Northern Irish whatsoever.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What about the TERFs?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BANG BANG
Come on Ingerland!
BANG BANG
Stop being a facking cuck for Jey Kay Rowling!
BANG BANG
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Cack. There’s a word I’ve not heard for a long time. Also not heard cackers for a long time.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Gotta be more specific. Scot, Irish, English or Welsh?
NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Why? They all act terrible on vacation, and Americans can’t tell them apart. 😄
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I dunno, I’m American and I can tell them apart. I can essentially understand the Brits, kinda understand the Scots, almost understand the Irish, and the Welsh are completely unintelligible.
Raven8628@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The Irish aren’t British.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
familiarity breeds contempt
Stolas@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I grew up playing Runescape and I’ve chatted with enough british people over voice enough times to know the truth.
DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Eh, we’re not all like dat, ya cheeky git!
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Having been to England numerous times I can say they are not nearly as attractive as coastal Americans. The guy on bottom is their default in character creator probably in line at Greg’s for a sausage roll or six.
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You wish… this is how we-eu sees murican (at young age, while mature muricans are twice that fatty).
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Funny way of spellin foo’ie innit
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
British people are not particularly attractive and classy, but they are not particularly overweight.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
*soccer.
carrylex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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