Dozzi92

@Dozzi92@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I can’t stand modern shades of gray. Everyone decorates their house like they’re about to list it for sale. Give me colors! Give me silly pictures, and plants, and nonsense. It’s your home, it doesn’t need to be sterile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Performance enhancement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he just likes smoking weed, but I like it being couched as giving him some competitive advantage. I swam, and knew a couple ladies who supposedly smoked some weed with him. They were better swimmers than me, so I was not invited of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’m from Jersey, and I guess the majority of people I know are just transplants to other states, but it’s shoes off everywhere to me. Home is comfort and comfort is shoes off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoes offer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, it was. Nobody was going to jail over weed though. They handed it a year of probation if you got caught by the cops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait! I’d eat like 4-5k calories a day, and literally couldn’t put on weight, although swimming competitively helped a bit I’m sure. Was just a bean pole.

  Smoked an unhealthy amount of weed as a kid too, and my go-to high snack was a half gallon of milk and an Entemann’s All Butter French Crunbcake. Believe it or not, I cannot eat like that anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re absolutely right. What’s it got to do with this post?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What in the original post has anything to do with America? Do you think it’s good to just go comment unrelated shit all over the place? Nothing says anything relating to America at all, and yet, no surprise, someone makes it about America somehow. How does that not bother you? We’re in shitpost for fucks sake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even their fish are fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason missed the text above the pic box, and I was like shrimp possessing and doing blow brings you joy? The context of your context cropping helped me enjoy it more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate what you’re saying, but I wasn’t aware that commenting on a post suddenly made me adopt any and all of it’s opinions. But when I see folks turn a post about a cheese and onion sandwich into an America bad jerkfest, I just felt compelled to point out how stupid that is, in spite of the fact that I probably agree with them.

  Turning every tech post into Linux praise and every anything post into America bad does not create a healthy, entertaining community. It’s boring and repetitive. You understand that. Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the joke, and maybe I’ll steal it in 20 years or so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s weird, but you Midwesterners are weird to me, so it makes sense!

  I always liked to joke that, like, west of Wisconsin and Minnesota is the Midwest, and then Montana and Nevada are the West, and that Illinois and Indiana are the Mideast. It’s not a good joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t make the joke. I think the sandwich looks awful no matter who’s eating it. I do not discriminate in my hate for awful sandwiches, I will dole it out accordingly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are allowed flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how you look at a picture of a dude eating a raw onion and a slab of cheese on a roll and think “fucking Americans.”

  Yawn yawn yawn, get new material Lemmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My muddahs wake. Jeeshush Chrisht!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It hurts my mind when you say it was before your time and you never had kids when it was popular. You’re both too young and too old to have watched Teletubbies.

  I was 10 when it came out, fortunately, otherwise I may have grown up watching what appears to me to have been such a strange show. I recall it coming out and it being very weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve taken less work than I could, making less money (still fortunate to make what I make), because I get to see my kids more. Kids are also a huge pain in the ass sometimes, and so I won’t leave my wife with more of a burden than I have myself. We’re a team, and we’re a family. When they get older and more independent, maybe I’ll put the hammer down and make more money, but right now I have the perfect balance and I wouldn’t want it any other way.

  Unfortunately, probably gonna have to go bash Nazis eventually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She won the lottery and took the annuity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I turn down invitations to go out after my nighttime board meetings if it means I get home in time to put my kids to bed. I take them to school in the morning and pick them up just about every day. Sometimes they get on every single one of my nerves, but I love being home with them, playing with them, making dinners that they complain about and it makes my blood boil. It’s all part of the package. The whole idea of the silent workaholic dad is just crazy to me. I want to be the one who takes them to the park.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I switched to Lawnchair when Google starting messing with the search bar. They added features right where my thumb would press to use the search bar, so I was constantly opening an AI search that I did not want. Lawnchair let me stick with a launcher I liked and was used to, but gave me the customizability to get rid of bullshit like that.

  And I generally don’t like change, and I certainly don’t want to have to do any work to facilitate a change that I don’t like in the first place, but Lawnchair was incredibly easy to set up and go. Runs basically like an app, you change your default launcher to Lawnchair (and I assume this step is similar for any launcher you’d use), and bam, runs on top of everything and that’s that. Simplicity is key for a simple guy like me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I changed mine finally after Google kept adding shit to the search bar, specifically AI stuff. And it was conveniently placed right where my thumb had pressed prior to the implementation of this new shitty feature.

  I went from the stock Google launcher on Pixel (still using my 6a, til it dies) to Lawnchair. Lawnchair is essentially the stock Google launcher, but I could get rid of stupid features. It looks and performa nearly identically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all got one, right?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you talking about? Bald eagle populations are thriving and they’ve been removed from the endangered species list. Are there still shitsheads? Always will be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re in shitpost. Sources should be banned here. This post is dangerously close to just more political shit, but bigfoot fortunately saves the day. We don’t need to get serious. In fact, being serious is the antihesis of shitposting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all shitposts, all the time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excellent shitpost, I believe that’s what it’s called.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to mess around with punctuation. It’s the same with height. Six foot? Great! 1.91 meters? What even is that!

  Let’s remember where we are here everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it was 7F when I walked the kids to school this morning. 0C would’ve felt like a nice spring afternoon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buttcoin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Got into crypto December 2017, which was a high back then, and then everything dropped 50%. But just held on. And so even though I’ve made a nice chunk of change since then, I’ll still hang on and wait for it to happen again.

  I did the corona investathon as well. I’m not sure I have any of the same holdings I did then.

  I think of it all as gambling, and I treat it as such. I have an $800 limit, because if I lose $800 it doesn’t hurt too bad, but if it goes up 1000% (looking at you BMR, you sweet sweet whatever you are), then you make a bunch. So just gambling.

  Then there’s the retirement vehicles. Booioorrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks 🙏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And osmosis is the hyper fusion of water across a semipermeable membrane.

  I failed biology because I just refused to study (was an idiot), but that one always stuck with me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks 🙏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I pronounce it So-Crates because of William S. Preston, Esq., and Theodore Logan.