Dozzi92
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world
- Comment on Woman of my dreams 15 hours ago:
- Comment on Recent conversations between Dawkins and sentient chat-bot Claudia (Claude) 1 day ago:
Some of the smartest people I know have massive gaps in their intellect. I like to say I know a lot about a little but a little about a lot. Some people know a lot about a lot, but nothing about a little, and it shows.
- Comment on Photoshop 3 days ago:
It wasn’t always like that, and they also only got you so far, and mainly sped up the process.
- Comment on But they have great personalities 4 days ago:
But you fuck one goat!
- Comment on Who's in the wrong here? 4 days ago:
Was that not the point we were supposed to take away from this?!
Love your chicken, by the way.
- Comment on Honestly impressive how pharmacies are able to find a new type of problem every time I go to pick up my meds 5 days ago:
I didn’t need to get this upset before 8am. I don’t even take medications, but this is the exact type of nonsense that gets my blood boiling. That there’s anyone between a patient and their doctor (or perhaps a patient and a pharmacist) is just screaming for some forced changes.
- Comment on why am i like this 2 weeks ago:
I used to go on Nextdoor; I said it was because I liked to be connected to the neighborhood, but if was really for the drama, and one time this woman came in spewing some nonsense, her name was Paula, and another poster comes in and says “That’s not how life works, Paula, you absolute buffoon, go back to Facebook,” and so, since then, I’ve called many, many people absolute buffoons.
- Comment on not being able to experience a full-body-orgasm is just another example of the sad male reality. 2 weeks ago:
I got poison ivy pretty bad one time, and discovered that very hot water in the shower directly on the rash is one of the best things I’ve ever felt. And it also completely stops the itch for like 12h.
- Comment on Test ride 3 weeks ago:
Had a friend in Philly who had his bike stolen. Custom paint job, BMX, it was his bike, no doubt about it. He knows who stole it too, sees a shady character every day, and eventually sees him riding it. He yells at the dude, that’s my bike, and I’m going to get it back.
One day he sees it chained up to a sign. Happens to be right near a hardware store, and goes in, gives the worker his phone as collateral for some bolt cutters, goes out, cuts the chain off, and takes his bike back.
This all happened while we were at a party at his house, and he walks in all triumphant, it was pretty spectacular shit.
- Comment on Innovation 3 weeks ago:
I got my watch on stuff often enough. It’s why I don’t opt for the super expensive ones.
- Comment on Nerve-controlled prosthetics 3 weeks ago:
The L in Lemmy stands for “Literal”.
- Comment on Gee willikers, hey Craig! 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Post title lol 3 weeks ago:
But plenty of millennials did for sure. I’m 1987, was never a loler myself, but am certainly familiar enough with it.
And admittedly, I have used it. My buddy and I used to sit in his room playing red alert 2, and one of us would do something dumb and the other would type “lol,” and then look across the room with a straight face. So I always imagined someone typing lol to be doing so with a completely straight face, the complete opposite of laughing out loud.
- Comment on Tryna catch me riding dirty 4 weeks ago:
Well yeah, don’t house those drugs. Stick to the ones that will melt your mind!
- Comment on Tryna catch me riding dirty 4 weeks ago:
In the words of my good friend Timmy: What’s going to happen to you?
That stupid question resulted in some fun nights. And also some uncomfortable nights.
- Comment on The way this egg peels in infuriating 5 weeks ago:
My grandfather used to have the little egg cup and tiny spoon, and we have never been a rich family, no matter how far back you go.
- Comment on It hurts. 1 month ago:
Yeah, Boston is chaos and it is super easy to get lost. And you’ll have two roads converging and splitting and you gotta just hope you’re in the right place!
- Comment on Security lines at JFK airport, NYC 1 month ago:
I flew out of EWR on Friday and my flight left (the gate) on time. Now, we took off 30m late because of the traffic at our final destination, but security was 10m and we were on the plane on time. It was incredible. The longest wait was to get the kids some chicken fingers, that was like 30m.
- Comment on where? 1 month ago:
Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
- Comment on That's how the world works. 1 month ago:
Yeah, my peppers got too much calcium and had black ends. Cucumbers got too yellow. Cabbage worked fine, but I fucking hate cabbage. Beans were seriously lacking. Shit certainly isn’t easy, and it’s way to easy to think, hey, I can do this no problem!
- Comment on Soft 1 month ago:
I played lacrosse in middle school, and when we’d stop we’d try taking the caps from our Gatorades and rolling them on the windshield of cars next to us.
I can’t stand littering now, I do town cleanups, and maybe it’s my way of trying to undo my stupidity.
- Comment on Soft 1 month ago:
They’re still shit. I bring my young kids to the park and around 430 the 12-15 year old kids roll in and are an absolute menace, like clockwork. Littering, cursing loudly, riding their bikes in between the play equipment.
I think there’s a certain age where shitheads will always be shitheads. They get this little taste of freedom that comes with adolescence and they go overboard. I think it is just a part of life.
I try to say to my kids, hey, you don’t like how they’re acting now right? Then don’t do it when you’re their age. We will see if that works.
- Comment on As a Chinese American, if I wanna travel internationally, is it better to just say I'm American, or pretend to be a Chinese National (to hide from Anti-American sentinments)? 1 month ago:
I tell people I’m from New Jersey. Always have. America has always been way, way too broad a term. I don’t feel any connection with people from Texas or California, certainly not any of the deep south. Shit, I barely feel a connection with people from Pennsylvania.
If they say “Huh, New Jersey?” I say I’m an hour from NYC, and then that usually keeps that discussion rolling in a nice way.
- Comment on ShitpostID: 4185519047 1 month ago:
I never even thought of calling 1000 kilopascals a MEGAPASCAL. Haven’t dealt with physics or anything since the cup of coffee that was my college career, so I don’t exactly go around using it, but I love it. I just love it.
- Comment on German man says american are savages 1 month ago:
Oh my mistake, you’re right. Was rushing a bit, haste makes waste and all that.
- Comment on German man says american are savages 1 month ago:
NYC is thrice as dense as Berlin, the densest city in Germany. Probably accounts for something.
- Comment on Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses. 2 months ago:
I’m trying not to hit things, first and foremost, and I think backing in provides as better opportunity for that.
- Comment on Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses. 2 months ago:
You know, you are absolutely right and I definitely didn’t think about that. In fact, I pull in in the Costco parking lot, because that’s the one place I really need that trunk access. So great point, absolutely right.
My grocery trips are generally smaller and more frequent, just open the front door, toss things on front seat, and get in the other side.
- Comment on Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses. 2 months ago:
Yeah, when you back into a parking spot, is there traffic moving around in it? How about when you back out, are you backing into a lane of travel? To me, that’s the logic.
When you back in, you are already occupying a lane of travel, and therefore you have some modicum of control over it. Ideally, what I would love to see are angled parking spots intended for backing in, it is the true superior parking configuration, but falls to an opposition that is afraid to back into parking spots, but has no problem backing into a lane of travel.
- Comment on Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses. 2 months ago:
Back in everywhere, all the time, is a phrase I’ve said to many people. There is never a reason to not back in, and the end result is always a better parking job and an easier exit.
I picked it up driving ambulances and I’ll never go back. Being able to drive really well in reverse is an added bonus, I had to back an F430 with a box on the back up some steep, thin, windy driveways.
