AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
@AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
- Comment on & they keep looking at u to monitor ur reaction😰 2 weeks ago:
Allow me to introduce you to:
Friend that sends 3+ min voice messages in a group chat and ask for feedback about it.
- Comment on Gee willikers, hey Craig! 3 weeks ago:
I believe so. But do you write cringe shit (like the post we’re talking in) on facebook? I think you probably don’t, hence my point stands.
- Comment on Gee willikers, hey Craig! 3 weeks ago:
Whenever I see classic emojis in a sentence, I believe it’s some 50-something years old writing some cringe shit (you can say shit on the internet, by the way) for their friends in facebook.
- Comment on Part of Greater Israel 🇮🇱 3 weeks ago:
The more land they illegally claim, the greater they get.
- Comment on Full circle. 4 weeks ago:
Presses (X) furiously.
- Comment on Looooooong 4 weeks ago:
Because it should have been “but most importantly: he longnec”
- Comment on Looooooong 4 weeks ago:
It’s not “defend” it’s “PROTEC”! Goddammit! Learn your memes properly! This was just one word away from perfection! SMH my head…
- Comment on Beautiful 4 weeks ago:
All these people worried about the flat earth and not a single one worried about the real issue here: Our turtle here, is it a male or a female? Because the outcome when it finds another wandering turtle can be extremely different depending on this.
- Comment on Where is my filet knife? 4 weeks ago:
You don’t want to mess with weirdly folded proteins, and that’s how you mess with weirdly folded proteins.
- Comment on Finally someone we can get behind! 5 weeks ago:
Weird enough, the strait was open before the pedohitler decided to bomb Iran without a reason…
- Comment on Strange are afoot at the Walter Reed 5 weeks ago:
It even said that it was going to leave the region in two weeks max (time needed to win the war, again) not minding if the strait was open or not by the time.
- Comment on What are the most confusing false friends from your language to another that are spelt exactly the same? 5 weeks ago:
Spanish and Italian have a few funny ones:
Burro: Donkey (Spanish) / Butter (Italian)
Porro: joint (of weed, you know) / Leek
Orto: Ass (not everywhere, but where I lived, it had that meaning) / vegetable garden
There’s probably more, but these come to mind now.
- Comment on I have a plan 5 weeks ago:
Nah, as a fellow autistic, I can tell you it’s ok to laugh at it. It’s funny because it’s accurate yet funny. I’ve never found it offensive.
- Comment on I have a plan 5 weeks ago:
I’m so sad they stopped doing those. I loved them!
- Comment on Why are steam games a rip off in EUR or GBP? 5 weeks ago:
Nintendo is probably the worst offender here because not only they release games at insane prices, but they rarely discount them more than a 10%. Years after the release, their games still cost the same.
Worst of all is that they proved it works, people keep buying their games and the nintendo shills will always give you a 2-hour essay if you ever dare to complain about their pricing policy in front of them. Never seen a worse fanbase in the videogaming community.
- Comment on Why are steam games a rip off in EUR or GBP? 5 weeks ago:
That’s completely on the publisher. And they do it because, sadly, they get away with it thanks to mindless customers.
Nobody ever hesitates to pay such money for a game, so why would the publisher even try to lower the price? If they’re selling well at 80€, why lower it to 50€?
For me to pay more than 30€ for a videogame, it really has to be THE game. And it rarely is. Most of the time, I can wait a few months and get it at a honest price. Heck, even paying 30€ for a game it’s already something that I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally consider carefully. Past the 20€ it has to be a great game for me to pay for it.
- Comment on What Loosens a Vagins? 1 month ago:
With a loosened vagins you can’t get preganté.
How about pregananant?
- Comment on Is your carbs addiction worth it? 1 month ago:
Wait until you hear about butterflies (farfalle)…
- Comment on OpenAl: *decides to shut down their Al slop video generating model Sora*. Everyone else: 1 month ago:
Typing “make a video” in an AI promptis to creativity what calling an uber eats from macdonalds is to cooking skills.
- Comment on Precognition proven! Parapsychology vindicated! 1 month ago:
a sudden unusual spike in activity was recorded.
At this point, I’d call unusual the lack of spikes like this in activity.
What we see here is pretty much the usual with this cunt.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
WTF is wrong with their mindset?
Unchecked capitalism and individualism.
Basically: “why should I help the others with my taxes if I’m doing ok?” and “profits over anything else”.
- Comment on there goes your ram btw 1 month ago:
Yeah, but what is he eating exactly?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I only noticed it didn’t say “cowboy” after reading your comment…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
No.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Unlike wars and violence that bring pleasure without consequences to the rich fucks who send kids to kill themselves for them.
Certainly, we should have more wars and less sex, it only makes sense, right?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
American/christianism puritanism at its best.
We’ve been taught that violence is fine, every human is violent and, in some cases, it’s even a good thing. But god forbid you manifest sexual desires in public!
Like… mate, do you realize that violence only brings pain while sex brings pleasure?
Then you realize that the whole point of both is to make your life miserable and things start making sense.
- Comment on Dubiousness 1 month ago:
Just because nobody ever tried doesn’t mean you oan’t be the first one to do it! Go for it!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m
certainly a human specimenbeinga person andI supposethis is the waythis specieswe find partners soI guessit’s fine for me. - Comment on Dubiousness 1 month ago:
Because I adapted the original, which is his. He originally talked about all mushrooms being edible, although some just once.
- Comment on Dubiousness 1 month ago:
Everything is edible.
Some things just once.