AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Loosens a Vagins?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  With a loosened vagins you can’t get preganté.

  How about pregananant?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is your carbs addiction worth it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until you hear about butterflies (farfalle)…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAl: *decides to shut down their Al slop video generating model Sora*. Everyone else:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Typing “make a video” in an AI promptis to creativity what calling an uber eats from macdonalds is to cooking skills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Precognition proven! Parapsychology vindicated!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  a sudden unusual spike in activity was recorded.

  At this point, I’d call unusual the lack of spikes like this in activity.

  What we see here is pretty much the usual with this cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  WTF is wrong with their mindset?

  Unchecked capitalism and individualism. 

  Basically: “why should I help the others with my taxes if I’m doing ok?” and “profits over anything else”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there goes your ram btw⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but what is he eating exactly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I only noticed it didn’t say “cowboy” after reading your comment…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unlike wars and violence that bring pleasure without consequences to the rich fucks who send kids to kill themselves for them.

  Certainly, we should have more wars and less sex, it only makes sense, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  American/christianism puritanism at its best.

  We’ve been taught that violence is fine, every human is violent and, in some cases, it’s even a good thing. But god forbid you manifest sexual desires in public!

  Like… mate, do you realize that violence only brings pain while sex brings pleasure?

  Then you realize that the whole point of both is to make your life miserable and things start making sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubiousness⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because nobody ever tried doesn’t mean you oan’t be the first one to do it! Go for it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m certainly a human specimen being a person and I suppose this is the way this species we find partners so I guess it’s fine for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubiousness⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because I adapted the original, which is his. He originally talked about all mushrooms being edible, although some just once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubiousness⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything is edible.

  Some things just once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meirl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you been to Italy? I do this on every street because there is a serious chance of finding a bike, or electric scooter or even moped going the wrong way. 

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Came here to say this. I see it already posted. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, at least you included the “generated by gemini” note so I can easily see it’s slop and I can downvote and ignore it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It makes me shudder⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is an issue in autistic individuals with textures. And it’s an issue you can’t really understand if you don’t suffer it. Yeah, I dress by texture rather than fashion. And those tags are hellish to me and many other autistic people in ways that only them understand.

  It’s kinda concerning and pretty annoying when some people start with the “this is a normal reaction, not an autistic thing”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It makes me shudder⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you somehow manage to put that shit on me, you better kill me afterwards. Because if I take it off, you’re going to deal with an overloaded velocirap human that’s going to show you the meaning of overcharged anger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'We Thought It Would Be Fun': Nintendo Has a Whole FAQ on Why It's Selling Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen Separately for $20 Each - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile, I can go to a certain website, get the gba rom and even a romhack adding tons of QOL features and new stuff.

  Then, thanks to emulators, I can play it on any device, have cloud saves if I want, online multiplayer for free, in any language I like and for only $0.00

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes this year is going to be really good and productive⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was sent to another country overseas for (initially) one month (they made it two in the end, deciding for it a day before I was coming back). They noticed me about it one week before the depart.

  While I was abroad, working my ass 14 hours a day, 6-7 days a week, I was contacted by a headhunter. I explained them the situation and they understood it. They planned an interview for the first day after my (supposed) return.

  When my employer decided to keep me there for another month, I had to contact the headhunter, explain it and they rescheduled without issues.

  I came back and, as pissed as I was, went to the interview and nailed it. Few days (and interviews later), I had a new job. By then, my current job knew nothing (yet), I was about to give my notice when something happened:

  Right before lunch, my then manager, calls everyone and starts a speech saying there’s “some people” who are lately lacking will and enthusiasm because, and I quote, “they clock in at exactly 8 am and clock out at 5pm without caring if there’s other people still working”. That was directed at me because I was pissed and started to simply follow my shift to the second. He continued rambling about how there’s people who don’t deserve to work there and other indirect attacks that clearly had my name on them.

  I was going to give my two weeks notice that day, personally, to my boss, but the “meeting” got me so pissed that I decided to be pety about it:

  Here, you can, instead, notify the ministry of employment online about your two weeks notice and they send an official notice to the employer in your instead.

  The boss found about it the same day they called me to offer me a raise. It goes without saying but he wasn’t happy about the notice. He sent me home and told me to never come back. I took my stuff, went home and enjoyed my free days until I started on my current job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve Acknowledges Steam Deck Shortages Due To Global Memory and Storage Issues⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even that is gonna become a problem to find in a few months. I’m fucked because my computer is due for an upgrade (built futureproof, which allowed me to go for almost 10 years without upgrades) but now it’s showing signs of aging. I’m probably getting a steam machine in the first batch even if it costs a thousand because I am certain that thousand will turn into two or even three in the next year (if it’s even possible to find)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘This shouldn’t be normal’: developers speak out about bigotry on Steam, the world’s biggest PC gaming storefront⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use those “wokism tiers” that you usually see from bigoted idiots to check out new games that I’ll probably like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice horsie! 🐎⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the anonimity that makes people fuckwads. It’s the lack of immediate consequences. A fuckwad won’t get a punch in the face for what they say on facebook, hence they feel they can say anything and be a fuckwad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But the Canadien stock market is over 33,000!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The issue are not refs, the issue is the lack of video recordings. They couldn’t prove it because there was no official video evidence.

  However, the federation announced that starting the next day, two officers would be watching each shoot (toss? Whatever is called each launch) to see that this doesn’t happen again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ruining my life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake and gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Highguard Developer Makes Layoffs Affecting "Most of the Team", Two Weeks After Launch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So unexpected! Who could have thought that making such an unique game would end like this? 

  I mean, this is a shooter where people choose a hero with an unique loadout and set of skills and battle with therr team against another team of these heroes.

  We could call it… idk… Hero Shooter! I’m sure I haven’t seen a game like this before!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Entitled tourists are like that. Not all are like that, but British in Spain are the worst offenders because they tend to act like this. They think Spain is their personal beach so locals are just a bother for them because they… you know… live there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not critizicing you or anything, just pointing out that this is a common sight from entitled tourists, especially British, because the ones behaving like that think of Spain as their personal beach.

  We hate them for a reason; going to another country thinking the people there should live to serve you as if you were at home and not them is a powerful driver to make people hate you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Usual shit “news” from a tabloid. Not new, not even enraging anymore. This is just low quality ragebait.