AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
@AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
- Comment on When you tell the average mf in 2009 that you watch anime 3 days ago:
If you do it now, there’s a good chance they will look at you the same way. “Cartoons are for kids, why is a grown up watching them?” They say, as they wear their football team’s scarf and paint their face with its colours to watch 22 people running behind a ball on TV and yell at them as if they were the coach in the bench.
- Comment on Microsoft CEO says "YouTube monetizes Xbox better than we do", ahead of expected layoffs | Satya Nadella bemoans performance of Xbox 3 days ago:
I know I’m gonna say something batshit crazy but here I go anyways: Have you tried dramatic pause listening to your customers to gasp know what do they want?
Shocking, I know. But it might just tell you why the fuck is xbox performing as a 2026 virtual boy.
- Comment on They be chompin 1 week ago:
Untrue. I like certain fried garbage as comfort food when I need something to stabilize myself back to my routines, but that doesn’t mean I only eat that. I keep a varied diet with tons of veggies (those with a texture/taste I can stand, and most of them raw, I prefer their taste over the cooked ones) and I try to keep my animal consumption to a minimum.
However… That plate has a lot of interesting textures to eat (but it’s missing the mayo to dip them all, I can’t stand fried garbage without a bit of mayo).
- Comment on Even the worst among us sacrifice 3 weeks ago:
The F150 is BIGGER?! And here I was thinking you must be a special kind of idiot to buy that kind of truck… turns out there’s an even specialer kind of idiot who buys an even bigger one…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
ありがとう！
- Comment on Even the worst among us sacrifice 3 weeks ago:
I’ve started to see what looks like an european version of the F150 called ford ranger in here in Italy. In fucking Florence of all places!
i mean, have you ever played Assassin’s creed 2? THAT Florence, because the old part of the town is virtually identical. And you bring such a beast here? Mate, there are streets here that are too narrow for a bloody Smart! And you pretend to drive that here? You are just that dumb, right? How small and insecure must make your tiny dick feel to buy a fucking american truck to drive in a town like this?!
- Comment on Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200 3 weeks ago:
I think it’s pretty clear that I am not.
Seriously, why are you all fellow humans asking me about such an absurd thing?
- Comment on Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200 3 weeks ago:
Are you ok?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I can read that!! I wasn’t really confident about it but a month of practice and I can see progress!
Also, yeah. I too think that’s a conversation two Japanese people would have in a safari.
- Comment on Non-political meme 3 weeks ago:
I think you are right. Most of my friends and acquaintances are in their 30-40s (as I am) and if there’s a difference between some of us in the group is that whlie some of us feel like we’re still young, some feel like they are already old. And the difference is about the movement each of us get. I walk to go everywhere, try to go to the gym 3-4 times a week and feel generally great; same that the othere feeling they are young.
If there is something that all those feeling old share is being a couch potato. Keep moving people, activity makes the body feel good and keeps you from decaying!
- Comment on Do u? 3 weeks ago:
Isn’t this the tree that’s so old that its pollinizers are beetles because bees didn’t exist by the time they came around?
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Mate, it was a joke about how every time a new unreal engine releases, there’s someone making a “look how OoT kooks in the new unreal engine”. Don’t read too much of tha, message, it was just a joke.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Can’t wait to see the mandatory “This is what OoT would look like if Nintendo made it in UEx” and a horde of rabid fans take their keyboards and demand that Nintendo both hire the guy and make OoT in UEx. Of course, keeping the extremely clunky animations of the original game.
- Comment on .ml has got to be the only place on earth where I'd get downvoted for a comment like this 4 weeks ago:
The only difference between a tankie and a fascist is the name they give themselves.
- Comment on TFW yiu tryna see 4 weeks ago:
IKR? I’d never fuck a pair of glasses. I’d fuck their wearer.
- Comment on Gonna be straight forward, how is Donald Trump not considered a Global/Donestic Terrorist? 4 weeks ago:
He is a global threat. And probably is considered a terrorist by cuba, venezuela, iran and probably a few more.
But what can the world do against a mentally impaired toddler with the biggest nuclear arsenal’s keys in his hands and an extremely short fuse?
He is a terrorist, he is a global threat, it’s just that the find out phase will happen when he is not a threat anymore.
- Comment on 60% of PC gamers have no plans to build a new PC in the next two years — AI pricing crunch on RAM and other components paralyze enthusiast market 4 weeks ago:
In the other 40% there’s the people that, like me, built a good future proof pc several years ago (mine is 10 years old) and it still plays what I like but it’s showing signs of aging. One day, it will stop working.
I’m just praying it holds up for a couple more years because otherwise I’m screwed.
- Comment on Forza Horizon 6 immediately beats its predecessor's all-time Steam record with 130,000 concurrent players – and that's only counting people willing to pay $120 for early access 5 weeks ago:
I just had an idiot defend this kind of model because people should be free to spend their money in whatever they want and realized that the videogame market we have is the videogame market we deserve.
This kind of stunts keep happening because people not only allow but incentivize them by rewarding the ones making them. I’m so lucky to be a patient gamer without an interest for the AAA market…
- Comment on WTF is this??? 5 weeks ago:
The first thing they teach you in bmw driving school is how to deactivate all that shit so you can still be an asshole on the road
- Comment on Good advice 5 weeks ago:
That’s because you just tried but didn’t finish the job. Of course you’re homeless. In porn, they don’t try to fuck their step mom, they actually fuck her.
- Comment on gl! 5 weeks ago:
There was always, ALWAYS, either a frag or a sniper waiting for you behind that door…
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Hello! And welcome!
People, do we want to bet some money to see how long until they get banned from .ml for being “an imperialist pig” or whatever the shit they call you now when you don’t agree with their crap?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN WOMEN POOP???? Wait… are you telling me that when one goes to the bathroom and you don’t hear the water running but, a while later hear the flush… they just did… THAT?!?!
Oh my god…
As for the picture, yeah, is disgusting, amirite? How dare she show there and remind us that, incredibly, males and females of this species have all body hair?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Allow me to introduce you to:
Friend that sends 3+ min voice messages in a group chat and ask for feedback about it.
- Comment on Gee willikers, hey Craig! 2 months ago:
I believe so. But do you write cringe shit (like the post we’re talking in) on facebook? I think you probably don’t, hence my point stands.
- Comment on Gee willikers, hey Craig! 2 months ago:
Whenever I see classic emojis in a sentence, I believe it’s some 50-something years old writing some cringe shit (you can say shit on the internet, by the way) for their friends in facebook.
- Comment on Part of Greater Israel 🇮🇱 2 months ago:
The more land they illegally claim, the greater they get.
- Comment on Full circle. 2 months ago:
Presses (X) furiously.
- Comment on Looooooong 2 months ago:
Because it should have been “but most importantly: he longnec”
- Comment on Looooooong 2 months ago:
It’s not “defend” it’s “PROTEC”! Goddammit! Learn your memes properly! This was just one word away from perfection! SMH my head…