Hazel

@Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate getting bean pre-cum on my fingers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t can-opener the lid the whole way, you should leave a little tab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MoistReeves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well maybe it’s not the blocking then. But my experience has been getting 5G signal for 3 seconds, my video deciding to up the streaming quality to 4K, then losing the signal and the video buffering for 5 seconds as my phone regrets its choices. Having set it to prefer 4G I no longer have any issues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MoistReeves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The biggest issue is that 5G is very easily blocked by objects, including humans. It’s unavoidably very hard to get a strong stable signal in crowded places. In my humble opinion, the extra speed just isn’t worth the trade-off 🤷🏼

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MoistReeves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’ll finally fix it with 5G UwU!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MoistReeves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah 5G is too unstable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Censorship" ☠️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m confused, are you pro- or anti policing? 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Enjoy Google knowing all your transactions! angrily waves cane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I think Kirbati just gave up when it came time to name cities"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! 😊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I think Kirbati just gave up when it came time to name cities"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kiribati is on Christmas Island!!?? Wow, the more you know.

  That’s the island with the crab invasion right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give the People What They Want⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … the fuck?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the weekend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Doggy me like one of your French girls,” as the saying goes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have two-factor authentication.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hahaha hacked!!! … now let me dox myself.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discovery phase⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do shrooms maybe? 🍄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game is this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But what about the prompt? 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surviving a heatwave : Prison Edition⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah the widow is pointed up, it’ll just blind pilots instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hiii, yesterday was pretty bad, thanks for asking :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love houses that trap heat! /s⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s a couple days maybe, but in a heatwave everything will heat up eventually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s plenty people out there who likes you the way you are.

  Hahaha, good one 😂

  … now I’m sad 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need a job *blub* *blub* 🐟🐟⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t be much of a reflecting pool if it’s covered in lilies.

  And just to be clear, I’d much prefer it being covered in lilies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"rags"😍⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  altr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨battlecheat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t you always mark the opponent’s shots?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think they finally got it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, blocked it years ago and has worked ever since.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think they finally got it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  With uBlock Origin you can use the element picker to remove the section with shorts completely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poop!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, this is basically how loperamide works isn’t it? It stops your bowels’ peristaltic movement giving more time to absorb the excess liquid and belatedly coming out as regular poop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well damn. Glad he's dead.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You literally called it a valid argument, don’t know how else to interpret that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well damn. Glad he's dead.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You think gold digging warrants misogyny? Yikes 🤢

  She just played the capitalist patriarchy, good on her. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oat milk is surprisingly annoying to make, it quickly turns into a slimy mess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do they put in this stuff?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes it seem like

  According to you, I think that’s an ungenerous way to read OPs comment. Just Irn Bru would be a strange grocery list.

  Pizza delivery is a result of suburban living, more of a necessary evil than a commendable goal imho. I’ll just briefly say because I don’t know whether you’re genuinely interested, but I do kind of think the world would improve from a reduction in paid labor, particularly of the undesirable kind. And that does ultimately come back to a hierarchical valuation of people’s labour, if we valued everyone’s time equally it’d make little sense to pay for one’s own convenience at the detriment of someone else using their time on something worthwhile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do they put in this stuff?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but do you think the OP was talking about someone like you? I think it’s not too generous to interpret the OP as saying: they dislike people trivially ordering things they could’ve spent some of their own time on collecting it instead. Since they mention the timesaving after all. And I feel like they mostly meant the instant-delivery services rather than just ordering something online, but who knows.

  I think if you’re unable to buy it nearby and you order a reasonable quantity online you’re not who OP meant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do they put in this stuff?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People getting really defensive in here, I agree with you bud.

  Ordering groceries is something else than ordering a single soda :) and there’s definitely some classist undercurrent about white collar worker’s time being more valuable than deliverer’s or service staff.