I’m not sleeping with stupid. I don’t care what they look like. Gross. Such a turnoff.
Hard Out There For A Woman
Submitted 4 hours ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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switcheroo@lemmy.world 41 minutes ago
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
I was shaking my head at the Helen Keller - Amelia Earhart confusion until I double checked something.
I was getting Helen Keller confused with Anne Frank…
maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
There’s no way that Anne Frank learned how to read.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 57 minutes ago
Amelia Earhart
Wasn’t she that maid that took things way too literally?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 35 minutes ago
You’re thinking of Amelia Bedelia.
Amelia Earhart was Paul Simon’s girlfriend. He wrote a song about her leaving, then coming back to him.
OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Wait, she slept with Helen Keller and Amelia Earhart?
Nice.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Author: John Paul Brammer, from the piece “The Most Unlovable Man in New York City.”
Archived copy of source, because fuck giving Substack any clicks.
snooggums@piefed.world 4 hours ago
I cracked up at the novella one because the guy was probably thinking of a telenovela.
mittyta@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I think he think of just novela which is novel in Spanish. So that guy was right, actually. But she is good on words, anyway.
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Or I am stupid ::: I
snooggums@piefed.world 3 hours ago
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
There actually was a stunt where they let Helen Keller ‘fly’ a plane (hold the stick while they were already in the air with the pilots monitoring).
The conspiracy that she wasn’t actually blind or deaf is frustratingly common among people under 30, who I assume have all picked it up from TikTok.
decolo@piefed.social 4 hours ago
Wasn’t she like a raging jerk?
AmyAye@nord.pub 2 hours ago
Plot twist, this is because the person who taught her sign language thought it would be funny if they only taught her to flip the bird to everyone.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 hours ago
Amelia Earhart is the sister of the NASCAR driver, right?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 hours ago
Dale Earnhardt was lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
After hitting an iceberg he was left floating in the frigid water, never to be seen again, if I remember correctly.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
I slept with both of them. I’ve been on a lot of dates.
Doesn’t sound like she’s doing all that bad with men 🤔
Glowstick@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I don’t think the novella one is that bad
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 4 hours ago
If my wife had said something like this on our first date I’d have married her sooner.
sundray@lemmus.org 4 hours ago
But what happens when she runs out of idiots?!
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
*Slaps roof of Planet Earth….
“This bad boy can fit so many completely brainless morons in it.”
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 hours ago
how is that possible ?
subterfuge@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Not with that attitude, it isn’t.
Freeposity@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I’m convinced that a lot of teen girls who are now identifying as trans or non binary are really just trying to get the stupid boys to leave them alone.
B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
I thought this was somebody’s type
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Malica@lemmy.zip 11 minutes ago
Rescuing the gene pool, one moron at a time
bumblefumble@feddit.dk 1 hour ago
To be fair to the last comment: The Pink Panther could be either a leopard or a jaguar, it isn’t clear which one.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 hours ago
This is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, “I could totally bite your cock off right now.” I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.
disorderly@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
If you ever wrote a book I’d leave it on my coffee table as a conversation piece.
TipRing@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:
Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me! Me: Dude, the last to girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail. Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill. Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you.
Two weeks later Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down. Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.
But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I need a legit survey of women who haven’t thought about this at least once.
I’m convinced it’s half the appeal of oral sex. “I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you’re too horny to care”.
urthoughtsrbad@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Hopefully all these people can find eachother! Romantically walk off into the sun.
B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
I hope they’d wear sunscreen 😦