switcheroo

@switcheroo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SipsTea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ehhhh, that would mean a fellow who only catches. Um, sexually. You are so precious, OP. ☺️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Given how he unhinges his jaw to hork down all them hamberders, drumpf probably has no gag reflex.

  He showed some knowledge when he fellated that (unwilling) microphone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔 Interesting Theory.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …omg it makes sense! 🤯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep throat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Putin has photos to hold over drumpf’s head for this. 100%! It’s literally the only thing that could potentially break the hold he has on those MAGAt morons.

  Either their hatred for Clinton will freak them out. Or… they will mental gymnastics the whole thing and suddenly blowing some other dude isn’t a bad thing to them anymore. I mean most of em seem closeted anyways so maybe it will be good for their tiny little brains?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I am hearing all good things outta NY right now. Mamdani is knocking the shit out! Came in absolutely swinging!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't NASA have a go fund me page or kickstarter? Really don't know how they work but would donate. 380 million in the US if everyone gave a dollar would do good?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just call it lobbying and it’s perfectly legal, even encouraged, these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the outside looking in⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And being “treated” to one of the ugliest grossest faces known to humanity every time we get a notification that the Pedo in Chief has done a new atrocity…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republicans are cheering Trump’s East Wing demolition. Democrats see an opportunity.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That whole building will need to come down. No amount of douching will get the stench out of those walls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ate: Arby's Steak Nuggets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks to this damn place, I had to try them for lunch.

  They were… fine. Nothing overtly horrid about them. I dipped them in au jus because they were a bit dry. Maybe a little too salty, but far from the worst thing I’ve ever eaten.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're coming.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder: do not eat those.

  You’ve been warned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no ha ha oh no no noooo.

  You fuckers are going under. None of us are buying your shit-- especially if it’s all AI generated shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with that. Better that being a tall ape descendant slash servant.

  Cats are great. 😊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA CEO says company values will 'remain unchanged' under the new ownership of Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner's investment firm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s do what we do best: boycott this shit. Don’t buy. Not that anyone was buying in the first place lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA prided itself on a nation of immigrant, heck even the Statue of Liberty says it. When did immigrants (US citizens from the old world) become anti immigrant and why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When stupid and hateful took over all three branches of government and runs unopposed…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living the dream⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Knowing you can go to the store and buy a whole rotisserie chicken and eat it in your car is powerful stuff…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why you don’t cave to bullies. They’ll just ask for more and more. You will never win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X's declining Android app installs are hurting subscription revenue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the fuck would you be on the Nazi network if you’re not a Nazi?

  Aka: uninstall that shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doddering old rapist pedo showing off his merch. How fucking embarrassing is this…

  Imagine being Zelenskyy and having to go ask for assistance from THAT while your people are fighting for their lives…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If there's a sort of "apocalyptic" event but there are still surviving communities, will people be able to make eyeglasses again, or are people with vision issues gonna be fucked?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll have to hit up the local glasses stores. Luckily there’s plenty of em.

  You’ll be okay, OP. It will be extra shitty though. Imagine running from a horde of cannibalistic raiders and you drop your glasses…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If he’s a hot twink, then yeah no that’d be fine with me. Perfectly understandable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When this asshole finally dies or goes to jail (please), we might as well burn the place down and start over. You ain’t ever getting the stench out the walls…