Way too easy

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TBH Netanyahu doing it would be more accurate. Pretty sure the Iranians don’t like being bombed, even the depraved IRGC, but they won’t agree to a peace deal with the USA while Israel continues to wage war on them.

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  • SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun Fact: The Iranian demands include a cecation of hostilities against Gaza and Lebanon.

    The six conditions include … a permanent end to attacks against Iran and its allies in Lebanon, Palestine, Yemen and Iraq…

    aljazeera.com/…/iran-issues-new-demands-as-pezesh…

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    • infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is because the reality in the region is that the US is assisting Israel in a war of territorial expansion that involves all of those countries. Iran knows that it’s not enough to merely convince the west to stop attacking just them, because they know that this alone does not cease Israel’s lebenstraum. if Palestine and Lebanon fall then Syria and Iraq are next, and that means doom for Iran.

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Given their inaction before (and their involvement in starting it) it’s probably not a hard requirement but something they thought they’d toss in there.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One of the ceasefire talks ended because Israel kept sending missiles in the middle of it.

    Unless US completely accepts all the terms, Yahu can just go “nah” and keep US in war. Even once the president changes.

    Only other option is we stop funding Israel their missiles, but obviously that’s antisemitic. /s

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And Putin…

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, more accurate would be President Pedo doing it to himself.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s more like Trump’s lies about Iran being fed to Axios are Lucy and the stock market is Charlie Brown.

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• siravious@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Whoah hold on… the orange idiot is getting way too much athleticism credit here…

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  • switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good point. The orange blob could in no way lift his leg high enough to kick a ball.

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  okay, but now try to imagine trump running at all. Let alone running and trying to kick something.

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  By all reports, trump is definitely Pig-pen

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, don’t do Pig-pen dirty like that.

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• imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s more like the two of them shaking footballs at each other.

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• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now that’s funny

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• content_educator_94@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone please put netanyahu’s testicles in a meat grinder

  Thanks

  -the management

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