Catoblepas
@Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but she’s talking about poker chips and has a gambling addiction. Lawyer the gym and hit Facebook.
- Comment on Choose wisely 4 days ago:
🤲 Bean
- Comment on WaPo IRL 5 days ago:
If your partner not being 100% hetero is a dealbreaker for someone they should maybe ask about it before marriage? Although in this case it wouldn’t have helped, since the sender says her husband says he didn’t know until then (while calling him a liar). Sometimes people don’t understand their sexuality until later in life, I dunno what to tell you.
- Comment on I'm in the future and it's stupid 5 days ago:
Hmm, I don’t know. Maybe I’d be more convinced if the machine god will be evil unless you get 10 trillion dollars.
- Comment on Lady balls 1 week ago:
Gay trans men: yay, it looks like I have balls! 🥳
- Comment on Elections Have Consequences 1 week ago:
Misinformation: she had her orbital bone fractured. MMA fights also have a high rate of that exact injury.
- Comment on Just for them 1 week ago:
If I could betray them twice I’d do it again.
- Comment on Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers 1 week ago:
I swear to god the double trauma of COVID and Trump during formative periods of some peoples’ lives made it pathologically impossible for them to take a win for even a day or two. That’s how you burn the fuck out. Don’t rest on your laurels, but making people feel like nothing is ever enough is how you get them to stop showing up.
- Comment on Cats: the original fascists 1 week ago:
At least I love my cat.
- Comment on The powdered milk has become soapy tiddies 1 week ago:
I think Charlotte’s Web had something like this.
- Comment on Blackpoleon Blackparte 2 weeks ago:
Spoilers for like a 20 year old show I guess, but ::: spoiler <House spoilers> House literally fakes his own death to run away into the sunset on his motorcycle with Wilson after Wilson is diagnosed with cancer. Literal ride or die couple. Admittedly partly to escape legal consequences, but he could have done that any way he wanted. :::
- Comment on America has a solution for everything 2 weeks ago:
It’s funny? I think I may have seen it in a textbook many years ago as an example of the patent boom that happened after the Industrial Revolution in the US.
- Comment on It's a wild life out there! 2 weeks ago:
Albania and Serbia are in the same region (and I didn’t decide that, the ‘Permanent Committee on Geographical Names - Ständiger Ausschuss für geographische Namen (StAGN)’ did), should have added that in my original comment but got distracted by my bus stop coming up.
My point is that sneering at Americans for not doing sufficient protest while tailcoat riding the Arab Spring protests as a European is hypocritical.
People are getting killed and maimed in the US for protesting, acting like everyone is sitting home twiddling their thumbs is just chugging the media narrative you’re fed.
- Comment on It's a wild life out there! 2 weeks ago:
Could be relevant if anyone had been talking about Georgia or it was in the meme. The only non-Western European country in there is Serbia, and it’s not Eastern European, it’s Southeastern European along with Greece et al.
- Comment on It's a wild life out there! 2 weeks ago:
Me when I pretend I can’t see the meme directly at the top of the page because someone said “other countries”: 🤡
- Comment on It's a wild life out there! 2 weeks ago:
Must be convenient to lose all knowledge of what the entire thread is about to debate-lawyer.
- Comment on It's a wild life out there! 2 weeks ago:
I’m sorry but comparing protesting in Europe to protesting in the Arab spring is nothing but auto-fellation.
- Comment on What is the capital of Thailand? 3 weeks ago:
Back in my day this question was accompanied by a punch to the dick.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
That’s the one, Christ almighty what a name. I wonder if it ever got banned or if it’s still going? (No way I’m checking to find out)
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
There was some sub on Reddit (not beatingwomen, but same vibe) that constantly had videos of women slapping or smacking a guy and then getting absolutely cold-clocked in retaliation and it was always so gross to me. Like damn dawg you were really just waiting for the opportunity.
It’s fine to not want people to smack or slap you, but proportional response exists and knocking someone out over a slap ain’t it. I can’t help but wonder how much violence that encourages to just have stuff like that dropped into the feeds of millions of people.
- Comment on Doing our part 3 weeks ago:
Ooh I misread that as being on activation, good catch
- Comment on Doing our part 3 weeks ago:
Do you mean nitrous (N~2~O)? Straight up N~2~ shouldn’t be changing to CO~2~ unless some very interesting chemistry is happening, haha.
- Comment on I'm down with this 3 weeks ago:
So like a wine walk, but with cheese?
- Comment on Does anyone actually believe this "rogue AI" nonsense? 4 weeks ago:
It’s silly to pretend AI CEOs are living in a bubble and not responding to things the other CEOs and the market are doing. They’re out of ‘good’ news so they have to scare everyone to convince them their product is super powerful and intelligent, and therefor valuable.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
‘I’m not really here to talk’ and leaving isn’t rude at all, don’t sweat it. If you had screamed at him that he was a creepy POS or something then you’d have a good reason to feel bad if he had some kind of intellectual/developmental disability, but you didn’t, and even if he does there’s a point where you have to learn you’re not a cute kid who can just walk up to people at random and start talking to them anymore (or at least not have everyone be as receptive to it).
- Comment on Anything less than 1 liters is completely unacceptable 4 weeks ago:
OP, are you just trying to recreate a public bathroom in your home? It’s OK if you are, but in combination with your other meme like this it’s oddly specific lol
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I went up and down hills today, and somehow managed to strain a thigh muscle. Jennifer is sadly accurate.
- Comment on My mother-in-law's way of sealing plastic bags. Yes that's been burnt by the stove top 5 weeks ago:
Forget fumes, there’s a 0% chance that none of that is making its way into the bag and onto your food.
- Comment on My right foot is swollen 5 weeks ago:
I’m glad it wasn’t DVT! Hope it gets better soon 🩷🤍🩵
- Comment on My right foot is swollen 5 weeks ago:
Was the ER able to take care of you? I hope you’re doing OK!