Catoblepas
@Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Him living his best life 7 hours ago:
This year’s woodpeckers sure look weird.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
I had this same dream, but with a school shooting that happened and I started shooting back because I had a gun on ke (I do not own a gun). Then I started to think ‘oh no, when the police get here they won’t be able to tell that I didn’t start it!’ before I woke up.
- Comment on Cruel and unusual 3 days ago:
The tags are one thing, but the random strings are too far!
- Comment on Just posting the dinner I made 5 days ago:
I am Uncomfortable
- Comment on Elons not a gamer. 6 days ago:
More than 26 emails were sent by the 70-year-old’s supporters, The Herald reports, describing her as “one of Australia’s most prestigious people” and calling for the portraits to be removed for their “disrespectful” and “extremely upsetting” portrayal of the miner.
Lmao. 27 emails! She must be so beloved!
- Comment on Elons not a gamer. 1 week ago:
Well, I believe that he couldn’t do it. Just not the explanation.
- Comment on A fine dining restaurant served a quadriplegic woman a desert that read "happy birthday wheelchair" 1 week ago:
The seat itself is probably being identified as ‘wheelchair’, not who’s using it. Wheelchair seating had different dimensions and no seat, so it a restaurant is small enough to only need 1 wheelchair accessible seat to be in compliance they might just call it the wheelchair seat instead of seat 8.
- Comment on Look What I've Found! 1 week ago:
Does your local transit have an app where you can report issues, if the driver/conductor isn’t available to speak to? LA has one and they dealt with the human shit at a stop that I reported fairly quickly (by the next day). I’ve also reported large amounts of garbage that got picked up, racist graffiti, etc. They can’t fix what they don’t know about!
- Comment on Walmart math: Wrong price per ounce 1 week ago:
That’s a related but separate issue. The OWM deals with accuracy in what’s being sold, specifically the price per unit weight. This is objectively inaccurately labeled, and not what the article you linked is about.
- Comment on Walmart math: Wrong price per ounce 1 week ago:
These are run by the states, Trump isn’t an all powerful dictator and it’s silly to treat him like one. If state governments want to enforce state laws there’s little he can do about it.
- Comment on This FedEx driver has never won a round of Tetris in his life 1 week ago:
Do the drivers even pack it? For some reason I thought it was a different person or team that did that. But yeah, private shipping companies are awful and I never use them except when forced. USPS forever.
- Comment on Walmart math: Wrong price per ounce 1 week ago:
That probably violates the law in your state, if you want to report it to the Office of Weights and Measures. The people I know that have worked in grocery stores say the only time the government was ever up their ass was when someone called the OWM. Might be called Department or Bureau instead of Office in your state.
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 1 week ago:
My husband loves my hairy body. 🤷♂️ Finding hair disgusting and unsanitary isn’t a natural state for men, it’s something you’ve been taught. Clean hair isn’t unhygienic.
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 1 week ago:
Body hair? Disgusting.
Oh, men are supposed to shave their body hair or they’re disgusting?
- Comment on wacka wacka 1 week ago:
artificial turf
- Comment on 五行佛性 1 week ago:
For example, he actually tried to find the person responsible for vandalizing the National Mall by selectively killing grass to read ‘86 47’.
- Comment on My mistake 1 week ago:
Common mistake, that’s from when he was fighting UV Man.
- Comment on Every new interface being built right now... 1 week ago:
When you press it, it should either say ‘incredible idea, this is revolutionary!’ or ‘I’m so sorry, I did delete the database, you were right to push back’
- Comment on They call me the problem solver 2 weeks ago:
I find that having a cat that religiously wakes you up somewhere between 6 and 7 every morning to be an incredibly effective bedtime retrainer. There’s only so many months you can be sleep deprived before going insane or collapsing.
- Comment on Ancient Historians v. Modern Historians 2 weeks ago:
If this was a known text throughout history (not lost and rediscovered), does that mean there was at least one generation of educated people faking that they knew what these texts were before someone realized they were lost? 🤔
- Comment on Shhhhhhh Don't Tell Mum, You're Fine 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Is this is a crime in your country? 2 weeks ago:
Project Zomboid spotted! Build 42 is awesome and I fucking love the ragdoll physics when I run them over now
- Comment on Are there any serial killers still active in the US today? With all the tech like dna, fingerprints, flock camera's etc. Would it be almost impossible to be one? 2 weeks ago:
Shit, the Golden State killer was a cop that operated with impunity for years. He was only caught because a relative used one of those DNA ancestry services.
- Comment on just temporarily embarrassed billionaires, one good idea or lottery ticket from making it rich 2 weeks ago:
Slaves that can’t rebel is the fucking dream for them
- Comment on All aboard the Pythagorean Express 2 weeks ago:
Toblerail
- Comment on Luigi Mangione sacrificed his freedom for Nothing. 2 weeks ago:
Stupid take considering how many centrist Democrats just got primaried.
- Comment on We've All Been Here 2 weeks ago:
In the US some states call that ‘internal possession’, it’s mostly used so that they have something to charge teenagers with when they catch them high.
- Comment on The System does not work. 3 weeks ago:
Case in point, all the “Kamala didn’t earn my vote!” dipshits who handed Trump the presidency on a silver platter.
That line has been dead for over a year, you need to find a new scapegoat.
- Comment on What do Centrists know about electability? 3 weeks ago:
In the sidebar listed under ‘our goals’:
Stimulating a massive wave of worker organizing in the United States and beyond.
It sounds like this is already a US-centric comm?
- Comment on What do Centrists know about electability? 3 weeks ago:
And they have a pedophile leading them, so I don’t think I’ll be taking cues from them, actually
