Catoblepas

@Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fluffy WTF⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you lived in an environment where there was a non zero chance that at any moment a giant predator could barge into your living space and kill you or your family then you’d probably be having a lot of stress relief sex, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure buddy⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  yet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TICKLE HIM⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly probably, lmao. Everyone I see keeping isopods has them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there anything my girlfriend and I have to consider when traveling to America based on our skin differences?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The Smokies are beautiful, I’m sure you’ll both have a good time. Chattanooga is worth visiting if you have the time, it’s a good mix of college town and rural Appalachian beauty.

  Just be aware of your surroundings and whether or not anyone is giving you the stink eye or staring you down, and assume any dude giving you shit has a gun (ie, don’t escalate and just leave). The majority of people are not gonna be a problem, especially in urban areas. But anyone telling you it never happens is living in denial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sand Boa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think that they think every other creature has a fucked up looking face, or do they have no idea they look the way they do? Every other time they meet another sand boa are they like “Jesus Christ, what happened to him??”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magnificent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That song automatically plays in my head like I’m the fucking Manchurian candidate and you just said my trigger phrase, lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some actual good *sour* sour candy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobel Super Lemon candy is sour AF, if you have an Asian market near you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TICKLE HIM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you know that people who keep isopods as pets have one called a dairy cow isopod that is spotted black and white like a cow?? Shit’s adorable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Each jump brings us closer to God!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Guaranteed to meet your maker on the first use!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  +1. And escalators are annoying even when they’re functioning, I’m constantly on the verge of tipping over when I use them. Give me an elevator any day of the week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as it’s completely legal for American companies to sell the data that’s allegedly so sensitive to anyone they please, the law does nothing except allow the president to target apps selectively. If it’s the propagandizing via the algorithm that’s such a huge concern, that’s still completely legal too.

  Democrats shutting down TikTok over a do nothing bill is probably the stupidest shit they could have done with Biden’s last year in office.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  On one hand, yeah, on the other hand Biden literally signed the law banning it. If Democrats didn’t want Tik Tok being banned to be associated with them and to give Republicans an easy, obvious win by unbanning a wildly popular app, then they could have just… not done that. This was just completely an unforced error on the part of the Democrats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can we just put them in charge?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  God, it really came out 20 years ago?? Excuse me while I whither away into dust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it ok to clean my humidifier with H2O2?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Always check what the manual says to do. If you don’t have it it’s almost certainly uploaded somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ScIence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ronna and ronto: disgusting

  Quetta and quecto: pleasing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Achievement unlocked?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfair comparison, this one actually attracts lady elk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can you bypass a Reddit site ban?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I could be on Reddit all day if I wanted to… I don’t want to, it’s radioactive at this point. Might as well go frolicking in the dump.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking pigeons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything above ground level = cliff, to a pigeon. I bet this is a 2nd+ story entrance to an apartment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How is everyone but me doing this on command?? I poop when I poop!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't let this happen to you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s absolutely tame compared to the AIDS joke in Rocko’s Modern Life, honestly.

  For any unfamiliar: When Rocko’s car gets towed it shows the impound lot as car jail. The car calls Rocko to tell him it’s scared as it’s menaced by a much larger car that calls it “fancy fenders”. After Rocko gets the car back from the impound lot it starts to get sick, and when the car dies the wooden beams in the garage wall spell out “HIV’’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People are going to say AI, but it’s too consistent with the design for AI IMO. It’s most likely just whatever software those print on demand companies use to insert designs into photos of blank pillows/bedspreads so that they don’t have to do a million photo shoots to show every single design. Still questionable from a consumer standpoint since it’s not a real photo of the product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of December 29th⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Project Zomboid just released version 42 beta, so all PZ all the time for me. I’m just living the farming life and getting into the new crafting system in between smacking zombies. Very satisfying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨american culture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: the voice actor for Homer Simpson also voiced Homer (the Greek one) in the Disney Hercules animated series.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is daisychaining multiple extension cords considered unsafe, even if only done to the length of a standard cable?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technology Connections made a 25 minute video about American extension cords and why they’re dangerous, if you want to watch a long form answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just saw that! At the time I was making my comment I thought, “or they add federal charges,” but I didn’t think it was going to happen. Shows how useless it is to outlaw the death penalty on the state level when the federal government can selectively apply the death penalty in state level cases.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bat Feces Used to Fertilize Cannabis Is Linked to 2 Deaths⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New fear unlocked!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You can't have our trash because we don't have a way to charge you for it"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you talk to whoever picked up the phone or a manager? A manager should be able to deal with the code issue, while a cashier probably couldn’t. If it was someone that could fix it and just refused or didn’t care, that’s indeed infuriating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The death penalty is outlawed in New York, isn’t it? Not that he can’t have an “accident” or some shit in prison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you voice chat without bothering roommates?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even just doing this on the portion of the wall directly behind your computer will help, if you don’t want to/can’t afford to do all your walls.