Nah, I have hypertension. Can’t do it.
Your move
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TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Will licking this Himalayan salt lamp make it easier to insert into my anus?
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
cinoreus@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Unironically yes.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 day ago
E. What’s a Himalayan salt lamp and have I ever licked one?
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 1 day ago
And what’s the experience like? One of the higher ups at my workplace has one in their office and I need to know if the risk is worth the reward
echodot@feddit.uk 1 day ago
It’s literally a giant salt crystal with a light bulb in. I have no idea what it’s supposed to do, or why it’s got to be Himalayan.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
It’s pink, which is a pretty and uncommon color for salt from other places.
It’s Himalayan and therefore oriental.
It’s a crystal, but cheap (cause it’s salt).
Some weirdos think crystals have beneficial magic properties just from being in their vicinity.
Combine those and you have the perfect mass-market object for white people to become obsessed with.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 hours ago
Drink their lava lamp.
DrSoap@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I was a kid and had some classmates over for a slumber party. Unknown to me, at some point someone cracked open the top to my lava lamp and it somehow dribbled over the top and ruined my PS1. I can’t look at a lava lamp the same again.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 hours ago
Like, they popped the soda cap off the bottle or did they break the glass?
menas@lemmy.wtf 10 hours ago
If it’s so obvious, your licking what they others date have licked previously ? No kink shaming, I’m just curious
Malica@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Definitely never do that
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
See, now I want to do it even more.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
Dude… rob them tf (/j)
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
E: Secretly take out my hidden stash of himalayan salt and eat as much as i can before they return
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Make sure you wrap your licker! You don’t know how many unwrapped licker people have licked that Himalayan salt lamp before you! Or even which animals!
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Now I’m going to have intrusive thoughts about licking Himalayan salt lamps. What does it taste like? Does the light change flavor?? What do moths think of Himalayan salt lamps???
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
I’ve seen this meme before and I definitely have intrusive thoughts about licking my gf’s Himalayan salt lamp. Still haven’t tried it yet, even though she said I could when I jokingly brought it up, because I’m pretty sure it would be disappointing.
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Surprise her by putting some hot sauce and lime juice on it and lick it clean.
ickplant@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I tried licking those lamps and also licking straight up Himalayan salt blocks. They don’t taste any different from regular salt to me. The prevailing flavor is salt.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
A salt lamp tasting like salt?
Say it ain’t so!
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Kinda disappointed it taste like salt, but expected. Maybe I can add tajin to make it more interesting.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I hear sheep love to lick salt. Is OP a sheep?
Stolas@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
Crawl under the covers and fall asleep?
TTimo@piefed.social 18 hours ago
I’ve done this lol
tigermountain@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’d look through all their personal things to make sure they weren’t trans.
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
What’s the rush. You’ll know soon enough.
tigermountain@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
That’s the part I’d rather avoid. I have no problem with anyone being trans. It’s just not for me.
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
ayo? 🤨
xspurnx@leminal.space 12 hours ago
E. Be freaked out by said lamp and make a run for it.
SourDragon@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I saw this post a few years ago and that’s why I licked my friend’s himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer
ickplant@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Admit it, it gave you magic powers.
tetris11@feddit.uk 19 hours ago
I feel like I have to ask: what is a salt lamp?
reader@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
option b
CheesyFingers@piefed.social 22 hours ago
Steal the memory and storage from their PC then make a run for it
tetris11@feddit.uk 19 hours ago
Take apart their vape pens for the flashable MCUs, microphones, decent battery, and sweet magnets, and then bounce
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
are there microphones in vape pens now?