Steal the memory and storage from their PC then make a run for it
Your move
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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CheesyFingers@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Take apart their vape pens for the flashable MCUs, microphones, decent battery, and sweet magnets, and then bounce
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
are there microphones in vape pens now?
Ariselas@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
E. What’s a Himalayan salt lamp and have I ever licked one?
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
And what’s the experience like? One of the higher ups at my workplace has one in their office and I need to know if the risk is worth the reward
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
It’s literally a giant salt crystal with a light bulb in. I have no idea what it’s supposed to do, or why it’s got to be Himalayan.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
It’s pink, which is a pretty and uncommon color for salt from other places.
It’s Himalayan and therefore oriental.
It’s a crystal, but cheap (cause it’s salt).
Some weirdos think crystals have beneficial magic properties just from being in their vicinity.
Combine those and you have the perfect mass-market object for white people to become obsessed with.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Drink their lava lamp.
DrSoap@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was a kid and had some classmates over for a slumber party. Unknown to me, at some point someone cracked open the top to my lava lamp and it somehow dribbled over the top and ruined my PS1. I can’t look at a lava lamp the same again.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Like, they popped the soda cap off the bottle or did they break the glass?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I hear sheep love to lick salt. Is OP a sheep?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
E: Secretly take out my hidden stash of himalayan salt and eat as much as i can before they return
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Make sure you wrap your licker! You don’t know how many unwrapped licker people have licked that Himalayan salt lamp before you! Or even which animals!
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I thought I’d seen everything when a friend once showed me her female condoms.
Stolas@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Crawl under the covers and fall asleep?
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now I’m going to have intrusive thoughts about licking Himalayan salt lamps. What does it taste like? Does the light change flavor?? What do moths think of Himalayan salt lamps???
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I tried licking those lamps and also licking straight up Himalayan salt blocks. They don’t taste any different from regular salt to me. The prevailing flavor is salt.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
A salt lamp tasting like salt?
Say it ain’t so!
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kinda disappointed it taste like salt, but expected. Maybe I can add tajin to make it more interesting.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen this meme before and I definitely have intrusive thoughts about licking my gf’s Himalayan salt lamp. Still haven’t tried it yet, even though she said I could when I jokingly brought it up, because I’m pretty sure it would be disappointing.
PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Surprise her by putting some hot sauce and lime juice on it and lick it clean.
TTimo@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I’ve done this lol
Malica@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Definitely never do that
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
See, now I want to do it even more.
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, I have hypertension. Can’t do it.
menas@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
If it’s so obvious, your licking what they others date have licked previously ? No kink shaming, I’m just curious
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Dude… rob them tf (/j)
tigermountain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d look through all their personal things to make sure they weren’t trans.
TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s the rush. You’ll know soon enough.
tigermountain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s the part I’d rather avoid. I have no problem with anyone being trans. It’s just not for me.
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ayo? 🤨
SourDragon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I saw this post a few years ago and that’s why I licked my friend’s himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Admit it, it gave you magic powers.
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I feel like I have to ask: what is a salt lamp?
reader@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
option b
SavarosaCraft@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If only they would know that Himalayan salt can be a great deodorant. (With some caveats)
xspurnx@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
E. Be freaked out by said lamp and make a run for it.
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Will licking this Himalayan salt lamp make it easier to insert into my anus?
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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cinoreus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unironically yes.