GladiusB
@GladiusB@lemmy.world
I got in an argument with a toaster and now I lost a bet and I’m here just to get my house back.
- Comment on These should be brought back 4 days ago:
You’re spot on there!
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 4 days ago:
You like the oil check? Bold of you to admit that
- Comment on These should be brought back 4 days ago:
Isn’t it pyromania?
- Comment on Perfect solution 1 week ago:
My boss’s office has one of these. I pointed it out the other day. We will see how long it takes to repair it.
- Comment on Tell us the truth Donny. 1 week ago:
There is nothing destroying his political career other than his death. There will be nothing that stops him at this point since we let it get here. He is a circus and everyone loves the ride. Including the media because it makes him relevant.
There was a time when the news was only 30 minutes. That we talked about other shit. I’m not saying we SHOULDN’T pay attention. Just that there is more than just some old white fucks arguing over who is getting the shaft while they make money and prevent anyone from becoming successful.
- Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 1 week ago:
Don’t forget he’s having a butt baby with Satan.
- Comment on Red Dead Redemption Coming to Netflix, iOS, Android, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch 2 1 week ago:
I should play Skyrim
- Comment on Truth is way more fucked up than fiction 1 week ago:
This is how I know religion is crap. At some point, someone would have made a sacrifice for laser eyes.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 weeks ago:
Isn’t hands free the standard?
- Comment on You should start doing this today 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027 2 weeks ago:
FFXIV saved them and they don’t ever put any money back into the game. It’s their cash cow that pays for all their other bad ideas.
Great graphics and legacy. But some crappy ideas about what the players want.
Look at their payment systems for subs. It’s so confusing for no damn reason.
- Comment on If "James Bond" is a codename, would a hypothetical female operative filling the same role receive the same codename? 3 weeks ago:
Good chance is if you know who he is by face or name, you’re in trouble or about to see trouble.
- Comment on Train collides with 18-wheeler hauling cars, intersection reopens Monday morning 3 weeks ago:
Like a sneeze
- Comment on Train collides with 18-wheeler hauling cars, intersection reopens Monday morning 3 weeks ago:
No one was hurt. The truck could have been disabled somehow mechanically.
- Comment on Pow-- 3 weeks ago:
Thats why they are the way they are. They know the only way they keep the power is doing shady ass shit.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 3 weeks ago:
That’s because they are pathetic enough to see them as possessions and they go along with it because they just don’t want to do shit.
- Comment on What's your answer? And in the picture which news story is being reported? 3 weeks ago:
I never saw the Chernobyl disaster until later in life. Must have gone over my head. We had a kidnapping in the neighborhood that went national around then too. Could be why.
- Comment on What's your answer? And in the picture which news story is being reported? 3 weeks ago:
The Challenger explosion
- Comment on Ok, boomer 4 weeks ago:
To know what averages are is dumb? Interesting takeaway.
- Comment on Ok, boomer 4 weeks ago:
Yes. But where is the most common? I think that’s the point. That they are usually of the boomer variety.
- Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 4 weeks ago:
I want the old YouTube
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 4 weeks ago:
I used to troll my teachers with inane questions to help my friends prepare for exams or quizzes that we knew were coming. I can’t expect it’s changed much.
- Comment on When did people start saying "have a good rest of your day" 4 weeks ago:
I just don’t notice these differences. I notice the genuine feeling behind it. I remember if they actually mean “have a good weekend” or if they are just BSing.
- Comment on thats all 4 weeks ago:
You need to go to better parks.
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 4 weeks ago:
Fat disagree. No way. Nope. I have cooling seats in 105 degree weather. Ain’t nothing like my balls having a cooking time on the commute home.
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 4 weeks ago:
I did it at 80 for style points
- Comment on Public service announcement 5 weeks ago:
That’s because you keep shitting the butt plug as an encore Barbara.
- Comment on Discuss 5 weeks ago:
Reece’s is NOT peanut butter. Not even the same flavor profile.
- Comment on Did Border Control exist in previous eras? (Say, like 500+ years ago or more) Can people go to other places? If so, what does the procedure look like? Just walk across a border? 1 month ago:
Also language. It’s not so easy to find a translator in the old world.
- Comment on Do deaf people know they have a deaf accent when speaking? 1 month ago:
My brother is deaf. He most definitely knows he sounds different. He doesn’t use ASL with me. He uses it with my sister since she is fluent. We have had our own “family slang”.
